Most embarrassing grocery store purchases...

[Monkey Pox]

I was in Safeway and it was like one of those bad sitcoms. When I got to the counter the clerk yells out to the stock guy standing in the aisle a little ways away, "hey, I need a price check on this minoxidil !" The stock guy yells back, "what is that?" Clerk yells back, "You know, that stuff for when you are losing your hair." Totally true. The people in the line behind me were dying laughing.

 

[anabolicmd]

ky and rubbers......and womans venus razors....they work awsome on my legs

 

[Becoming]

I was in the store the other day and the guy had some bananas, a yoohoo, and a home pregnancy test....

I was thinking to myself- yeah dude, no one sees the pregnancy test....

 

[cutiegirl]

I was in the store the other day and the guy had some bananas, a yoohoo, and a home pregnancy test....

I was thinking to myself- yeah dude, no one sees the pregnancy test....

How did the test turn out?

 

[Becoming]

Dude- it was not me... even my wife laughed when I tell her the story...

FYI- I am the one who makes all the embarassing purchases in our household...

 

[Griz1]

1. KY personal lubricant
2. Tampons
3. bottle of Jack Daniels
4. tweezers
5. whipped cream
6. Hustler Magazine
7. 4 rolls of camera film
8. Half a dozen enemas
9. Condoms (of course)
10. half dozen big batteries (the big flashlight ones)
11. rubber dish gloves (the heavy kind)

Then ask the clerk if she wants to go to a party tonight.

 

[Seashell]

What's a yoohoo?

 

[Becoming]

a chocolatey totally non-nutritious chocolate milkish drink, with no milk in it what so ever....

 

[ohashi]

a chocolatey totally non-nutritious chocolate milkish drink, with no milk in it what so ever....

Basically, diarrhea-stricken people shit in a bottle, some sugar is added, and it's sold as a drink.

 

[Becoming]

Basically, diarrhea-stricken people shit in a bottle, some sugar is added, and it's sold as a drink.

EXACTLY!