More people Divorced then Married...

[Spartacus]

It earned its name many years ago when President Coolidge and his wife were touring a farm. While the President was elsewhere, the farmer proudly showed Mrs. Coolidge a rooster that "could copulate with hens all day long, day after day." Mrs. Coolidge coyly suggested that the farmer tell that to Mr. Coolidge, which he did.

The President thought for a moment and then inquired, "With the same hen?"

"No, sir," replied the farmer.President and Mrs. Coolidge

"Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge," retorted the President.

 

[puddlemonkey]

fewer and fewer men are willing to remarry

Shit, I don't even want a first go at it.

 

[manny78]

Married couples have recently slipped into the minority in the U.S. (49 %)

Lots of PWNED people out there. Gotta quit my job and go back as a stinky lawyer....