Monkey is on the loose.

[biteme]

My neighbor's monkey got loose. She came over here with 10 seconds left in the Mavs game hysterically telling me that her monkey had escaped. I said, I'll help you look after the game. No way I'm missing the rest of that game for a monkey who doesn't like me. I asked if he could jump her fence, she said he could jump 25 feet into the air. I'm staying away from that bastard. LOL

 

[bignate73]

i hope i find it!

 

[theoak01]

lol lock up tonight dude,that fucker will jump in your window onto your bed and rape you or jerk off on you or something

 

[bignate73]

they fling poo!

 

[theoak01]

haha,I can just picture brad waking up ,walking out on the porch and that little fucker flinging poop at him

 

[madbomber31]

haha,I can just picture brad waking up ,walking out on the porch and that little fucker flinging poop at him

i'm sure biteme would fling it back.

 

[theoak01]

that better be on tape,I gotta see that

 

[biteme]

You better believe I'll be watching when I walk out to my car in a minute. That monkey hates me. He hates all males. And I hear they can tear your face off.

 

[theoak01]

lol run fast brad

 

[puddlemonkey]

they fling poo!

We do not!



Ok, yeah, so maybe we do.

 

[biteme]

lol run fast brad

Wish me luck! I'm about to go get something to eat. He's probably hiding, waiting for me to come out. She still hasn't found him.

 

[theoak01]

lmao,godspeed man,post when you get back

 

[theoak01]

ill catch ya in the morning brad im off for some thinking and drinkin

 

[biteme]

lmao,godspeed man,post when you get back

Hell, I'm a little scared to leave. Those fuckers have been known to literally rip people's balls off. I know he hates me because when she brought him over once he was making faces at me and she told me to act submissive to him. Fuck that, I'm not acting submissive to a damn monkey in my own house.

 

[megamania500]

Holy smokes, you have a monkey loose in your neighborhood? Aren't those things dangerous? Do you mean, like a chimpanzeee, or something else? Maybe you better put one of these on before you leave your house:

http://cgi.ebay.com/1-Adult-Deluxe-...categoryZ19255QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

 

[madbomber31]

Hell, I'm a little scared to leave. Those fuckers have been known to literally rip people's balls off. I know he hates me because when she brought him over once he was making faces at me and she told me to act submissive to him. Fuck that, I'm not acting submissive to a damn monkey in my own house.

i bet you were all pissed off at the monkey teasing you too.

 

[fergie]

stupid monkeys

 

[theoak01]

did she find the little fucker?

 

[PBR]

lol lock up tonight dude,that fucker will jump in your window onto your bed and rape you or jerk off on you or something

HOLY SHIT......

 

[biteme]

I don't know if she found Chingy or not.

 

[heatherrae]

Monkeys don't really make good pets. She is going to have a hell of a time ever catching it unless it just wants to come back.

 

[Mr. dB]

How big is this monkey? What species? Is it a Marmoset, or a Rhesus Macaque, or what?