I think it was W.C. Fields that said:
"I was talking with two young ladies and asked them if they would sleep with me for a million dollars. They giggled and said yes, they would indeed. Then I asked if they would sleep with my for $1. One asked in a shocked tone, 'what do you think we are - whores?!' he replied 'we've already established what you are, now we are just haggling over the price.'"
I think it was W.C. Fields that said:
"I was talking with two young ladies and asked them if they would sleep with me for a million dollars. They giggled and said yes, they would indeed. Then I asked if they would sleep with my for $1. One asked in a shocked tone, 'what do you think we are - whores?!' he replied 'we've already established what you are, now we are just haggling over the price.'"