Moby

[Shrebly]

Why are chicks all over this guy? He looks like Michael's Stipe's [REM] weak little brother but these chicks are all over him.

Tell me fame isn't the reason why. Because after he stopped doing techno and house tracks his music sucked.

I just don't get it. Someone explain it to me.

 

[KAYNE]

Why are chicks all over this guy? He looks like Michael's Stipe's [REM] weak little brother but these chicks are all over him.

Tell me fame isn't the reason why.

FAME IS THE REASON WHY!!! HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THESE CELEBRITIES (IE.....DENNIS RODMAN) AND HOW THEY LOOK YET THEY HAVE THE FINEST CHIX!!! ITS SIMPLE, IF YOU ARE ON TV FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER, YOU WILL GET THE BEST CHIX. JUST LOOK AT THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK BACK IN THE DAY. IF SOMEONE CAN TELL ME THEY WERE GOODLOOKING WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, I'LL KISS THEIR ACE.

KAYNE

 

[Shrebly]

Bend over and start kissing. I was a member of their fan club [NKOTB], saw their concerts and even travelled to Boston to see them. Puck up baby.

I understand what you meant - some stars are riding on their fame... but Moby? Ick. He looks like someone that needs a ham sandwich.

AND STOP YELLING AT ME DAMN IT

 

[GLP]

He sure is a bald poon-tang. I dont think I will ever let myself get so weak a 14 year old boy could whip my ass with the quickness.

 

[WODIN]

Fame is all there is to it.

 

[McBainXVII]

moby is a ratta

 

[HappyScrappy]

although I don't care for his rants inside his album covers, he is a pretty well spoken intelligent guy.
he has a sweet apartment - or at least the one they showed on "cribs" on mtv.
he's funny, and famous and rich.

any one of those things would help, all together I think are self evident.

don't recall where I read it, but he and a friend hated the parties they were getting invited to as he was getting more famous, so they were seeing who could get away with more shit.
they both played "balls on" and he'd see how many people at the party he could take out his balls from his pants and press them against people without them noticing.
then at one point moby, when nobody but he and his friend were looking, he pissed on the sushi bar.

I have a feeling that there were a lot of drugs and alcolhol at this party for that not to get noticed.

 

[danielson]

i cant tell whether ur joking happyscrappy, cos the dude is that fucked up

i like his music even rthough almost everycompany uses it for its ads. but i like hids music none the less .....so does christina ricci apparently

 

[FrankRizzo]

$, $ and $. Most women are nothing more than glorified whores. It doesn't matter what you look like or act like, if you have enough money to enable them to act like snobby bitches they'll fuck you for it! LOL

 

[MommaKin]

Glorified whores?
Some maybe, but, not all.