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Miss Universe Contest!

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big_bad_buff said:



how about I tell you that your BANNED!!!!
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Well I would say at least it was the best thread ever! I mean ever!
 
dude did you see miss africa? that bitch was one of the hottest on the show, some black haired white chick...FINE I SAY... SHE WAS FUCKING FINE!!!
 
big_bad_buff said:
dude did you see miss africa? that bitch was one of the hottest on the show, some black haired white chick...FINE I SAY... SHE WAS FUCKING FINE!!!
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Just wait in ten years Miss U will be a nude contest like Miss Nude World! :p

Screw JLO and her fat ass! Miss U Babes are what I'm talking about!
 
Oh i bet 5 years from now they will have reality shows on tv.....about strippers, but american idol style...they strip each week LOL
 
big_bad_buff said:
Oh i bet 5 years from now they will have reality shows on tv.....about strippers, but american idol style...they strip each week LOL
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In the works! I'm sure HBO will have American Porno Idol within two years!:lil k: :horny: :blow:
 
what's wit those biches playing them weird sounding guitars? one bitch was playing it on her neck and shit, and the picks they were using were long sticks
 
big_bad_buff said:
what's wit those biches playing them weird sounding guitars? one bitch was playing it on her neck and shit, and the picks they were using were long sticks
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lol just an excuse to have half nude women on TV acting like they are playing music! I bet rsnoble watched tonight and them put a brown paper bag on his wifes head and then fucked her brains out after she sucked that tick off his cock!
 
Ms. Czec Republic was realllllly good looking. Angry she didn't win. Also mad miss poland didn't make it either! :(
 
WizKid25 said:
Ms. Czec Republic was realllllly good looking. Angry she didn't win. Also mad miss poland didn't make it either! :(
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Since miss Poll is out of luck give her a call and cheer her up! Who knows you might get lucky! Not!

Was it just me or was Miss Japan talking to me through the TV saying, "Me So Horny!" I love Hot Asian Chicks!:p
 
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DcupSheepNipples said:


lol just an excuse to have half nude women on TV acting like they are playing music! I bet rsnoble watched tonight and them put a brown paper bag on his wifes head and then fucked her brains out after she sucked that tick off his cock!
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:lmao:

yeah well i'm about to put a bag over my head and head to the bathroom:anon:
 
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big_bad_buff said:


:lmao:

yeah well i'm about to put a bag over my head and head to the bathroom
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I'm about to go for the second cuming! Screw the Plastic Bag this time! I'm going Bareback! lol
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


I'm about to go for the second cuming! Screw the Plastic Bag this time! I'm going Bareback! lol
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right on!.i'm gonna put a plastic bag over my head untill i cant breath, then try to rub one off before i pass out
 
big_bad_buff said:


right on!.i'm gonna put a plastic bag over my head untill i cant breath, then try to rub one off before i pass out
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Not asphyxiation dumb ass! Condom! Safe Masturbation and the clean up is a breeze in those quickie moments! Who the fuck needs to do asphyxiation on themselves when they masturbate? That's a little over the top! Anyways the second one for me was bareback! For the third I might try lube less! I hope my foreskin fornicator can handle it!:lmao:
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


Not asphyxiation dumb ass! Condom! Safe Masturbation and the clean up is a breeze in those quickie moments! Who the fuck needs to do asphyxiation on themselves when they masturbate? That's a little over the top! Anyways the second one for me was bareback! For the third I might try lube less! I hope my foreskin fornicator can handle it!:lmao:
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did you fill the condom full of vix vapor rub first?:lmao: lubeless? will be a challege on your 3rd attempt
 
big_bad_buff said:



did you fill the condom full of vix vapor rub first?:lmao: lubeless? will be a challege on your 3rd attempt
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Hell no my foreskin gave me enough natural lube! I pulled it off nicely! I could go for another! But I would be pushing it! Don't get me wrong if I was with a chick right now I could still rock her world, but I could not give her a money shot just a good hard wood pounding! So as far as the Miss Universe Masturbation Session goes........I am Spent! :sperm:

Blue balls!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


Stop it Bastard!

Now I have to go another round! I'm gonna go with Saran Wrap® this time!
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Fuck it that hurt to bad! I could start to feel my foreskin wanting to rip! I'm gonna have to take some time off! My Penis is a little raw! What do you think? Should I Ice the sucker or soak him in warm water? Or a combination of both?
 
i say you jack off with soap for about 30 minuts straight, and tell me what happens a day or 2 afterwards HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DcupSheepNipples said:


Fuck it that hurt to bad! I could start to feel my foreskin wanting to rip! I'm gonna have to take some time off! My Penis is a little raw! What do you think? Should I Ice the sucker or soak him in warm water? Or a combination of both?
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big_bad_buff said:
i say you jack off with soap for about 30 minuts straight, and tell me what happens a day or 2 afterwards HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I don't think I can use soap! It's rubbed raw! It's gonna scab up at least a little in the next few days! But right now, no fucking soap, that would burn like shit! Plus getting soap up your pee hole hurts like fuck!
 
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I got a better Idea! I got a big container of Cold Butter in the fridge! I bet I could even fuck that shit! It will start off cold but when I get going it will get warm! I never finished that last one off! It's still stuck in me! And you all now what that is like! Yep I'm gonna fuck the shit out of that Butter! Get ready Betty Crocker Butter Bitch cause I'm gonna rock your world!
 
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Well I'm finished! Let's just say if Butter Rape was illegal I would be headed to prison now to become somebody's prison bitch!:D

Goodnight all I'm really spent and I don't mean Karma!
 
I think all beauty pageants are a joke. Like anyone really cares what else they do besides how good they look. Contestants try to show they have some kind of talent, when the truth is it's just a filler to try and give the pageant some kind of credibility for being more than it really is.
 
Penile Update!

The scabbing of the Penis has commenced! Great care will be taken towards him to get him back in action quickly! I will not fail you now oh great Foreskin Fornicator!
 
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