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MsBeverlyHills said:


LMAO!!!

why did Michael Jackson go to K-mart?

because he heard the boy pants were half off :D
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LOL

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple?

The pimple doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13
 
That man has turned himself into a freak of nature. I would blow my face off with a 12 guage buck shot if I looked like that..

He is a fucking moron, why did he have so many facial surgeries to begin with?
 
MsBHavin MsBeverlyHills!

I'm the same height but 100lbs heavier. The police probably couldn't keep him in jail. He can slip between the bars.
 
Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun




Q. What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A. Michael Jackson's hand!



Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a Big Wheels parked out in front of his house!



Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!



Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q. What's black and comes in little white cans?
A. Michael Jackson



Q. Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his little friends leave?
A. It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
 
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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men?

...he thought they were a delivery service.
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supernav said:
he's about 5'11". He's just skinny as a fuckig rail. 120lbs!!!

btw: Doesn't he ever look in the mirror and go GODDAMN!!!

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No. He probably looks in the mirror and says, Now all I need are tits like Diana and I'm there.
 
He needs an egg nog cycle.
 
MJ is 5'7". That mug shot is fake or they are 4 inches off on his height. Maybe the high heeled shoes.
 
Nonerz said:
and to think that I thought skinny was anything under 200 pounds for someone that height...
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When I was 18 I was a competitive long-distance runner. I was 5'10" and weighed about 135. That was skinny. Now I am about 190 and no one would call me skinny.

Michael looked good in the 80s, but now he just looks like he needs to be hospitalized.
 
you peple are killing me on his height.i'm sure the santa barbra sheriffs dept know how tall he is.
 
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I think he plucks his eyebrows. OMG!




Why are they taking a pic of him? As if noone would recognize him if he ever becomes a fugitive. "Have you seen this man?" lol showing a pic of his mug shot on TV "Police are looking for this man" lol

He`s known all over the world and some parts of Jupiter.
 
Did you hear about the new duet between Michael Jackson and Elton John?

Its called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".......

:)
 
calveless wonder said:
it doesn't matter what he does....

he was still THE man in the 80's.
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i must have worn out my "BAD" cassette. i loved that album. i used to listen to "dirty diana" over and over again. that was the one eddie van halen played guitar on.

back in 1984 during the height of "THRILLER" i had a job in a big store where a lot of young black girls worked. they used to drool over michael. he was a good looking black kid then.

michael is so incredibly talented. had he just aged like the rest of us he would have been a handsome middle aged man. have you seen how handsome his brothers are?
 
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He must have gotten some more plastic surgery on his nose. The last picture I saw of him, his cartlidge was showing through:alien:
 
Mr. Black said:
He must have gotten some more plastic surgery on his nose. The last picture I saw of him, his cartlidge was showing through:alien:
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He's just got more clay on the end now to cover it up.

Without clay his nose looks like the Phantom of the Opera.
 
benevolent anarchist said:
Did Wacko Jacko commit the attack-o?
Is he guilty of an illegal fudge pack-o?
Cut the man some slack-o.
It's evidence we lack-o.
Maybe he just squirted lotion on the kid's back-o.
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Good one...lol
 
"In Our Darkest Hour
In My Deepest Despair
Will You Still Care?
Will You Be There?
In My Trials
And My Tripulations
Through Our Doubts
And Frustrations
In My Violence
In My Turbulence
Through My Fear
And My Confessions
In My Anguish And My Pain
Through My Joy And My Sorrow
In The Promise Of Another Tomorrow
I’ll Never Let You Part
For You’re Always In My Heart"

I'm with ya bro.
 
Michael is Michael. Don't even try to understand him because he is in a league of his own. I'm supporting Michael 100% and I'm so sick of people being brain washed by the media. The only thing we know for sure is that he is one hell of a musician/entertainer.

How can someone who gave us so much be treated like this?? Money and greed. This world has a lot of sick people, and until any of these allegations are proven, he is not one of them.

And whether you like it or not, everyone wanted to be Michael in the '80s.

HEE hee!!
 
EzyRyder said:
Michael is Michael. Don't even try to understand him because he is in a league of his own. I'm supporting Michael 100% and I'm so sick of people being brain washed by the media. The only thing we know for sure is that he is one hell of a musician/entertainer.

How can someone who gave us so much be treated like this?? Money and greed. This world has a lot of sick people, and until any of these allegations are proven, he is not one of them.

And whether you like it or not, everyone wanted to be Michael in the '80s.

HEE hee!!
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One thing's for certain: you'd never let your kids venture into Neverland.
 
i've tried to find that place when off roading and stuff... supposedly it's in "los olivos"... never even gotten close. I found Ronald Regans house once though, the security wasn't happy that I was on " the property "
 
EzyRyder said:


Yes I would. That's my point... I don't believe anything the media has to say.
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Good point...it's all hard bitten,cynical hacks twisting everything to make it look like Mike's kiddie fiddler (forget that he paid one kid 12 million $ to go away....and then started having sleepovers with teen boys straight after -strange behaviour for an innocent man) ..in fact,it's all bullshit..he really likes to screw very old,senile women..

the damn press huh..let's have no media at all and let G.Bush be our only source of knowledge :(
 
Seriously, he has some deep rooted psych problems. He needs to be "treated" ( probably not possible for him at such an "old" age after acting this way for so long.) But, at any rate, he should not be judged...that is not our job. That is the Lord's job. He needs help and should suffer the consequences if he engaged in those types of acts. Just because he is a celebrity, it is mainstream news. If that happened to anyone of us....it wouldn't even make the paper.
I am in no way defending him, I think he needs to answer some serious questions...but, it is just another celebrity story.
Do the crime, do the time.
 
supernav said:
No 5'11" is about right. Take a look at these pics:

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Both Spears and Presley are around 5'7". And Presley is wearing heels and still not as tall as him.

I remember his height -- cuz Slash is like 5'9" and in the video Micheal was clearly taller i noticed.

Micheal's Dad was about 6'2" or so.

Here's his celebrity profile thingy:

http://www.celebritywonder.com/html/michaeljackson.html

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As a point of reference Madonna is only 5'4".

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http://www.celebritywonder.com/html/britneyspears.html

Apparantly so is Ms. Spears.
 
How could one of the best artists of all time transform into a freak and become hungry for tube steak smothered in underwear??

Its sad. . I feel sorry for the guy. . .but theres obviously a few cards missing out of the deck?
 
Warpath said:
Only in America...
Can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman.
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No.. only in America will money get you off the hook for murder, mutilation, and paedophilia.
 
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