Men --- How often do you feel ignored/neglected by your Woman?

[mobro]

From time to time, usually its all good and I know if I do feel that way its me being needy, not her.

exactly, or me being an asshole for no reason, just about the same thing though. otherwise, she is great.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Is this a new or used dealership?

Cheers,
Scotsman

That shit never wears out, But, I think it might be a little used, less than a hundred fifty thousand miles anyway, depends on which one(s) ya pick!



And I would only ask for the key to the johnson rod shaft drive...

 

[Bikini Mod]

lmao!!

lumberg does really goofy shit. since he pretty much remains naked at all times while at home (my son is away for the summer), he uses this to his advantage. he will often come up to me and put his flaccid penis in the crook of my arm and then I bend my arm and flex my bicep to squish his junk lol he gets a kick out of that. and when i wont play along, he put his flaccid penis on his laptop and then shuts the top and goes "look. look. look at this. im squishing my junk in my laptop. are you looking?"

OMG!!! I knew there was *something* l liked about Lumberg.

And I have to tell you guys, the Old Grump got his ass MAJOR handed to him for the ballz stunt. Those fuckers were heavy. (not kidding) He kept putting them back on my forearm and I kept asking him NICELY, beginning each statement with the word PLEASE. Of course, he kept doing it (I am not kidding, it literally hurt my wrist for him to have his package resting on my forearm while I was typing).... so the next thing, I am up and outta there and dont want to talk. Then he kept asking me, "What did I do honey?" Which made me even angrier, then I am like the queen of the freaking trailer park raising my voice (because I can not tolerate rude, disrespectfull behavior) and he is on the couch and I am in the bed alone, fuming, trying to sleep.... cut to 2:30AM I am wide awake listening to him snoring beside me.... so I awoke and serfed the web till 5AM.

Moral of the story: if you want your wife's attention then simply ASK for it like a normal person. Pissing her off and dissing her afterwards will get you the couch... not ttention.

 

[digimon7068]

How often do you feel like you're not getting enough attention?

never. . .sometimes i even wish there was a little less attention directed at me. . .particularly when i'm reading the morning paper. . .if you get my drift. . .

 

[gotoget]

ya sometimes my wife does kinda do it the odd time,but thats why i have a girlfriend

 

[CENTURION44]

Its tough for us right now as we have a 6mo old and he gets all of our attention..so that leaves little time or effort for us...and it sucks...

 

[Nathan]

This thread just got gross.

 

[Smurfy]

Moral of the story: if you want your wife's attention then simply ASK for it like a normal person. Pissing her off and dissing her afterwards will get you the couch... not ttention.

I had this conversation with Lumberg yesterday in fact. I told him he wasnt very good at getting what he wants, unless what he wants is for me to be annoyed by him. I said if you want physical closeness, do it in a way that is pleasureable for both of us. But acting like a bafoon continually after I calmly explain that Im not all that amused, only perpetuates my "non-amusement" which then boils into irritation at which time I don't want you near me.

Good thing is, he totally understood.

 

[Raptorex]

24/7 365; but she's so cute

 

[Smurfy]

for the record, im totally being ignored right now while he's busy on a conference call. and he made me turn down the TV so he could hear on the phone and Im trying to watch Dateline wtf