Men are right when they say

[Smurfy]

that women just dont know how to shut the hell up. Who says I want to hear about every detail of your dating life, analysis of potential suitors, reasons why you arent attracted to them, how their teeth look, how you're obsessed with thoughts of your ex who dumped you, and how if you end up marrying the man you had your first date with last night, YOU would certainly be the one responsible for making decor decisions in the house, because he has bad taste in wall art.


holy motherfucking fuck. someone shoot me.

 

[Smurfy]

I like you and all, but you need to stay on your side of the fucking cubicle wall.

 

[ortiz34]

Omg

 

[Smurfy]

Omg

TITCR

 

[hotzie]

stfu

 

[feisty11975]

damn smurf...bad day at work?

 

[heatherrae]

ROFL

Shoot that bitch. It would be justifiable homicide.

 

[ortiz34]

TITCR

translation for me please

 

[mrplunkey]

You go girl!

Well said. Of course, guys can prattle with their own version of this bullshit. Words cannot express how little I truely care about someone's standings in the fantasy football league.

 

[Smurfy]

Which part of me staring at my monitor and typing away as you're chattering indicates that I am even remotely interested in this long and drawn out conversation?

nothing.

 

[mountain muscle]

that women just dont know how to shut the hell up. Who says I want to hear about every detail of your dating life, analysis of potential suitors, reasons why you arent attracted to them, how their teeth look, how you're obsessed with thoughts of your ex who dumped you, and how if you end up marrying the man you had your first date with last night, YOU would certainly be the one responsible for making decor decisions in the house, because he has bad taste in wall art.


holy motherfucking fuck. someone shoot me.

LOL. Just put Pick3 on ignore hun.

 

[hotzie]

Which part of me staring at my monitor and typing away as you're chattering indicates that I am even remotely interested in this long and drawn out conversation?

nothing.

OMG

 

[Smurfy]

And hey, guess what? You are not God's gift. Every man does not have a crush on you, as you seem to believe. You're a nice girl, but um, get over it. Also, you're still a virgin at 33.

 

[hotzie]

And hey, guess what? You are not God's gift. Every man does not have a crush on you, as you seem to believe. You're a nice girl, but um, get over it. Also, you're still a virgin at 33.

would i hit it?? if so give her my #

 

[Smurfy]

This is all so inane and drab. Is this what "girlfriends" yammer on to each other about???

 

[mrplunkey]

And hey, guess what? You are not God's gift. Every man does not have a crush on you, as you seem to believe. You're a nice girl, but um, get over it. Also, you're still a virgin at 33.

Oh oh oh! That's one of my favorates too!

Nothing like some chick who has fat bulging between the straps of her pump heels going on and on about how many guys want to screw her.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

And hey, guess what? You are not God's gift. Every man does not have a crush on you, as you seem to believe. You're a nice girl, but um, get over it. Also, you're still a virgin at 33.

Darling,

Bad day at the facialist?

 

[Smurfy]

Oh oh oh! That's one of my favorates too!

Nothing like some chick who has fat bulging between the straps of her pump heels going on and on about how many guys want to screw her.

no this girl is cute. she's also a dancer. and she's very sweet natured. friendly. but god damn annoying as hell.

 

[mrplunkey]

no this girl is cute. she's also a dancer. and she's very sweet natured. friendly. but god damn annoying as hell.

Oh, then pictures are necessary.

 

[Smurfy]

Darling,

Bad day at the facialist?

what in the heck is a facialist? are you saying I need a new face? ha. tell me something I dont know.

 

[bw1]

that women just dont know how to shut the hell up. Who says I want to hear about every detail of your dating life, analysis of potential suitors, reasons why you arent attracted to them, how their teeth look, how you're obsessed with thoughts of your ex who dumped you, and how if you end up marrying the man you had your first date with last night, YOU would certainly be the one responsible for making decor decisions in the house, because he has bad taste in wall art.


holy motherfucking fuck. someone shoot me.

You rock, k for this

 

[Spartacus]

Oh, then pictures are necessary.

yeah

 

[heatherrae]

And hey, guess what? You are not God's gift. Every man does not have a crush on you, as you seem to believe. You're a nice girl, but um, get over it. Also, you're still a virgin at 33.

WHAT????????? WHat a LIAR!!!!

 

[Frisky]

I like you and all, but you need to stay on your side of the fucking cubicle wall.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

what in the heck is a facialist? are you saying I need a new face? ha. tell me something I dont know.

Darling,

No! No, no, no, no, no! You do not need a new face (you make me afraid of you. I used to get beat up by girls like you in school when I showed up wearing leg warmers and electric purple leggings). You have a lovely face, Darling. A facialist is nothing more than a professional who will take care of your skin, and give you facials. Everybody needs one, even lesbians, Darling. It's very relaxing.

 

[Smurfy]

WHAT????????? WHat a LIAR!!!!

She's not a liar, she's a mormon.

 

[heatherrae]

She's not a liar, she's a mormon.

A LYING mormon is even worse!

No wonder she has so many FIRST dates! She lays out the fact that she is a virgin mormon and then talks to them ad nauseum.

You should do her a favor and point that out to her.

Also, tell her she is a grown damn woman and it is time to put out the bootay.

No wonder she talks so much -- nervous energy born of sexual frustration.

 

[Smurfy]

A LYING mormon is even worse!

No wonder she has so many FIRST dates! She lays out the fact that she is a virgin mormon and then talks to them ad nauseum.

You should do her a favor and point that out to her.

Also, tell her she is a grown damn woman and it is time to put out the bootay.

No wonder she talks so much -- nervous energy born of sexual frustration.

Nah. People generally like her a lot (men especially). She's definitely not lying lol

 

[heatherrae]

Nah. People generally like her a lot (men especially). She's definitely not lying lol

LOL...well give her a break then, I suppose. I would prattle on endlessly too if I had all that pent up energy.

 

[bw1]

LOL...well give her a break then, I suppose. I would prattle on endlessly too if I had all that pent up energy.

You do,

 

[Bikini Mod]

LMFAO @ this entire thread.

 

[jnevin]

She's not a liar, she's a mormon.

I live in the mormon mecca. It's funny because when I started reading this I was thinking it sounded like a lot of girls here.

 

[gonelifting]

I think we should slow down with calling people Morons just because they're virgins.

I shall protest this thread and everything it stands for.

 

[Spartacus]

how do these mormons reproduce?

 

[heatherrae]

You do,

 

[Sassy69]

that women just dont know how to shut the hell up. Who says I want to hear about every detail of your dating life, analysis of potential suitors, reasons why you arent attracted to them, how their teeth look, how you're obsessed with thoughts of your ex who dumped you, and how if you end up marrying the man you had your first date with last night, YOU would certainly be the one responsible for making decor decisions in the house, because he has bad taste in wall art.


holy motherfucking fuck. someone shoot me.

This is what portable spitball shooters are for.

Or perhaps one of the big juiceheads here can come to your cube & lay a Line of Death protein fart around your cube to disuade all who dare cross into your space.

 

[Smurfy]

how do these mormons reproduce?

after marriage

 

[jnevin]

how do these mormons reproduce?

anally. It's not technically sex that way.

Definition of a BYU virgin.

 

[Smurfy]

i should get a water gun. and everytime i see her cute smiling face pop up above my cubicle wall, I shall spray her

it's creative ideas like these that are an example of why Im being promoted.

 

[heatherrae]

i should get a water gun. and everytime i see her cute smiling face pop up above my cubicle wall, I shall spray her

it's creative ideas like these that are an example of why Im being promoted.

I used to stand up like I was going somewhere. It seemed to cut the conversations short. When they left, I would just sit back down and continue. If someone really didn't take the hint, I would excuse myself to the ladies room. It was shorter to take a bathroom break than to hear the entire conversation.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Wait a minute... did you say this girl was a Mormon - and she is a DANCER?

What type of dancer? (Not judging... just asking)

 

[Smurfy]

Wait a minute... did you say this girl was a Mormon - and she is a DANCER?

What type of dancer? (Not judging... just asking)

she teaches ballroom, tango, stuff like that. she's a professional dancer. not a pole humper lmao

 

[Sassy69]

she teaches ballroom, tango, stuff like that. she's a professional dancer. not a pole humper lmao

There's the initial perception from this thread, and then the reality...

 

[Frisky]

This is what portable spitball shooters are for.

Or perhaps one of the big juiceheads here can come to your cube & lay a Line of Death protein fart around your cube to disuade all who dare cross into your space.

hell I'm sure Smurf could lay a good proein fart

 

[Bikini Mod]

she teaches ballroom, tango, stuff like that. she's a professional dancer. not a pole humper lmao

Hey... I (especially) would NEVER pass judgment on how a woman earns her dough. I may be a pot but I dont go around calling kettles anything! LOL

As for the "other type" of dancer, you would be shocked at how many of them were moonlighting "real" dancers or women in other very noble professions who chose to make a few dollars more because they could NEVER earn that kind of money with their "real jobs". For example: I remember one girl from Norway. She was about 21 or so, looked like a porcelain doll. She was a kindergarten teacher with formal ballet training.

Have you ever tried to do a pole trick? Seriously, I remember the first time I did. Motherfucker did I have the shock of my life! There were beautiful young women with formal dance training from all around the world who were trying to teach me all of these intricate dance moves. Good God... I cant tell you how freaking hard it was!!! It's amazing that I finally learned one/two simple moves.

Not that I am advocating anyone earn their money in this fashion, but it is A LOT more difficult than someone who has never done it can begin to imagine. There is a tremendous amount of strength, stamina and grace required in order to pull it off with ease. Add to that the pain of your bare flesh rubbing against steel, not to mention all the other crap involved. Damn, was that a sucky way to earn a buck...

OK... back to your thread about the annoying Mormon 33 year old virgin.

 

[Bikini Mod]

There's the initial perception from this thread, and then the reality...

Darlin' perception IS reality!

 

[Sub-Zero]

A LYING mormon is even worse!

No wonder she has so many FIRST dates! She lays out the fact that she is a virgin mormon and then talks to them ad nauseum.

You should do her a favor and point that out to her.

Also, tell her she is a grown damn woman and it is time to put out the bootay.

No wonder she talks so much -- nervous energy born of sexual frustration.

lol@ ur hatred. i doubt ur much better

 

[heatherrae]

Hey... I (especially) would NEVER pass judgment on how a woman earns her dough. I may be a pot but I dont go around calling kettles anything! LOL

As for the "other type" of dancer, you would be shocked at how many of them were moonlighting "real" dancers or women in other very noble professions who chose to make a few dollars more because they could NEVER earn that kind of money with their "real jobs". For example: I remember one girl from Norway. She was about 21 or so, looked like a porcelain doll. She was a kindergarten teacher with formal ballet training.

Have you ever tried to do a pole trick? Seriously, I remember the first time I did. Motherfucker did I have the shock of my life! There were beautiful young women with formal dance training from all around the world who were trying to teach me all of these intricate dance moves. Good God... I cant tell you how freaking hard it was!!! It's amazing that I finally learned one/two simple moves.

Not that I am advocating anyone earn their money in this fashion, but it is A LOT more difficult than someone who has never done it can begin to imagine. There is a tremendous amount of strength, stamina and grace required in order to pull it off with ease. Add to that the pain of your bare flesh rubbing against steel, not to mention all the other crap involved. Damn, was that a sucky way to earn a buck...

OK... back to your thread about the annoying Mormon 33 year old virgin.

I concur. I think exotic dancers are sexy!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Hey... I (especially) would NEVER pass judgment on how a woman earns her dough. I may be a pot but I dont go around calling kettles anything! LOL

As for the "other type" of dancer, you would be shocked at how many of them were moonlighting "real" dancers or women in other very noble professions who chose to make a few dollars more because they could NEVER earn that kind of money with their "real jobs". For example: I remember one girl from Norway. She was about 21 or so, looked like a porcelain doll. She was a kindergarten teacher with formal ballet training.

Have you ever tried to do a pole trick? Seriously, I remember the first time I did. Motherfucker did I have the shock of my life! There were beautiful young women with formal dance training from all around the world who were trying to teach me all of these intricate dance moves. Good God... I cant tell you how freaking hard it was!!! It's amazing that I finally learned one/two simple moves.

Not that I am advocating anyone earn their money in this fashion, but it is A LOT more difficult than someone who has never done it can begin to imagine. There is a tremendous amount of strength, stamina and grace required in order to pull it off with ease. Add to that the pain of your bare flesh rubbing against steel, not to mention all the other crap involved. Damn, was that a sucky way to earn a buck...

OK... back to your thread about the annoying Mormon 33 year old virgin.

lol intricate dancing, graceful moves, and getting your tits to bounce just right

 

[Bikini Mod]

lol intricate dancing, graceful moves, and getting your tits to bounce just right

You dont need a pole to bounce your titties silly. I was talking about seriously difficult moves that were to be executed with style and grace wearing very little clothing, not the disgusting shit that hos do ie dry-humping the stage with legs akimbo.

*shudders*

 

[Smurfy]

can we tone it down a bit ladies>? Im getting a little hot under the collar here

 

[Bikini Mod]

can we tone it down a bit ladies>? Im getting a little hot under the collar here

Hey, why should I be the only one here who felt the need to rub one out this afternoon?

 

[Smurfy]

Hey, why should I be the only one here who felt the need to rub one out this afternoon?

lmaorf!

girl, you truly make me laugh. i admire your spirit.

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Bikini Mod]

lmaorf!

girl, you truly make me laugh. i admire your spirit.

Thank you darlin.... but I really have no other option.