Memorable lines from Movies.

[biteme]

yep...bigger boat is the all time best


Why do they call him the bullet dodger??

Cuz he dodges bullets.

lol

Oh hell. I'm gonna go rent "Jaws" first. I don't care how many times I've seen it. Have to see it at least once a year. It's in my top 5.

 

[75th]

From "My Cousin Vinny"

After the prosecutor (Trotter) finishes his opening statement....

Vinny: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."

 

[Y_lifter]

Aliens

Dude Soildier: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a Man ?

Woman Soldier: No, .. Have You ?

 

[bluepeter]

Assholes are closer than they appear!

 

[hamstershaver]

"do you mind if i smoke while you eat" - some porn movie i saw, girl telling this to a guy right before he licked the kitty

 

[ChefWide]

"How do you tell he's a king, then?"

"He aint got shit all over 'im."

 

[ChefWide]

"I see a snail... crawling along the edge of a straight edged razor..."

 

[ChefWide]

"Fuzzy little foreigner..."

 

[Robert Jan]

"How do you tell he's a king, then?"

"He aint got shit all over 'im."

Monty Python is cool

 

[Robert Jan]

Drive? Me? Driving, my friend, is for chauffeurs

Music is only for women

I generally support abortion up to 40 and euthanasia after 40, but since in this case the child bears my genius genes in it, I think I will make an exception

all by Onno Quist in "The Discovery of Heaven"