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broscience said:
Pink sock is when you pull your dick out the girls ass so fast that her small intestine falls out aka pink sock haha

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Really? ????

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musclemom said:
I've never reported anything on this board but spam posts.

So what if I stir the pot? Everyone calls me a grousing cvnt but the fact is, nobody around here is happy unless they have something (or someone) to bitch about. I've taken plenty of heat about my opinions, spirituality, gender and post length I've earned the right to say something is fucking disgusting if I want to ... and maybe getting into a snarky argument is fun for ME, did any of you ever think about THAT!?

BTW, Bow, considering you've called yourself a redneck I don't know how many times in the past -- never mind considering my heritage me calling you a redneck is literally pot calling kettle black -- I didn't think you'd care but if so would you prefer cracker? Hick? Hillbilly? Yokel? And dumbass, I didn't call you retarded, I called you IGNORANT. You don't like it, sorry, I calls 'em as I see 'em. Google the definition, your picture should be near the top.

And Smurf, whatever. My posts irritate you or not depending on your mood that day, it's always been like that and I'm over it.

What gets me is people think I have some sort of emotional investment in these posts. I must have one hell of an Internet Persona. What is it, Long Posts = Giving a Rats Ass? :lmao: No, long posts = typing for a living for too many years.
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i'm happiest when i'm not bitching...hence the lack thereof...
 
Mad Jasper said:
You're not bitching about sexist comments so it's ok.
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Shouldn't you be busy posting meat curtain pics in this thread?

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smurf2 said:
Why on earth, after years on this board, have you not learned to take things with a grain of salt???? How can you possibly continue to get your panties in a bunch even though it has been explained to you time and time again? If you really take these posts seriously then i think there is something wrong with you.

There, i said it.
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pics of bunched panties or it never happened...
 
Strongbow said:
Muscular Mother I don't care what you call me I'm here for shits and giggles only I was merely making a point that you take shit too serious. Chill the fug out. Honestly posting tit pics would prolly help you chill out. I love women personally I would never try to dehumanize a female but I love tips and ass and big fat posse cats. You prolly like long thick cacks with huge purple heads and veiny shafts. Just enjoy the humor cause that's all their is here.

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*there

carry on...
 
musclemom said:
Oh, goody, another thread dehumanizing women.

I thought you guys had agreed to put a stop to this shit, not encourage it. Between this and "I need to become a plastic surgeon" y'all are really taking a stand for respect of women :rolleyes: And you really wonder why you're losing people like Shirl?

Whatever, treat the women like garbage and the quality chicks bail and you end up with a sausage fest. Unless you're all homos, have fun with that.
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If a woman wants to join-in on our banter, great. I personally like them here on the boards. Our C&C wimminz are fantastic (including Shirlz).

But why should we fear an e-sausagefest? Unless someone develops a breakthrough technology whereby some guy can stick his dick into the Internet, why does the gender of a person here at C&C even matter?
 
mrplunkey said:
If a woman wants to join-in on our banter, great. I personally like them here on the boards. Our C&C wimminz are fantastic (including Shirlz).

But why should we fear an e-sausagefest? Unless someone develops a breakthrough technology whereby some guy can stick his dick into the Internet, why does the gender of a person here at C&C even matter?
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Excellent idea!!!
 
wootoom said:
Fuck I'm glad my gf doesn't have an old catchers mitt


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Those kind hug up good and tight even though it looks big as a hat

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WoodyO said:
Excellent idea!!!
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I'm kinda a "big idea" guy that way.

But let's be honest. If someone did invent a kind of internet sex that was as good as the real thing, we'd be extinct as a species by 2100 unless it cost $100+ bucks a shot.

Remember: If it flies, floats or fucks it's probably cheaper to rent.
 
mrplunkey said:
If a woman wants to join-in on our banter, great. I personally like them here on the boards. Our C&C wimminz are fantastic (including Shirlz).

But why should we fear an e-sausagefest? Unless someone develops a breakthrough technology whereby some guy can stick his dick into the Internet, why does the gender of a person here at C&C even matter?
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Pick3 is in the beta testing focus group of such breakthrough technology

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nangiggles said:
Pick3 is in the beta testing focus group of such breakthrough technology

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You got meat curtains Nan?

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nangiggles said:
Cell doesnt have a wide angle

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Email me a pic of the big roast

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TableFun said:
Lol muscle mom is gonna be pissed
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I heard muscle mom had huge hanging puss lips that's why she took offense to this thread

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I still don't know why MM got so offended. I only said nice things about meaty pussies.

Nans butthole meat tarps scare the hell out of me.
 
Mad Jasper said:
I still don't know why MM got so offended. I only said nice things about meaty pussies.

Nans butthole meat tarps scare the hell out of me.
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Idk but you obviously run her off with your big fat meat pussy thread. You should make a large thick hanging cock.thread to get her back

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Mad Jasper said:
I still don't know why MM got so offended. I only said nice things about meaty pussies.

Nans butthole meat tarps scare the hell out of me.
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I doubt she was offended but in case you are seriously stumped why MM might be offended...calling them meat curtains in the presence of other women (or not) is vulgar at the least and a little offensive as is any meat themed female body part, and no, being offended does not mean anything about anyone's vagina as a normal labia has a variety of shapes and sizes.

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cindylou said:
I doubt she was offended but in case you are seriously stumped why MM might be offended...calling them meat curtains in the presence of other women (or not) is vulgar at the least and a little offensive as is any meat themed female body part, and no, being offended does not mean anything about anyone's vagina as a normal labia has a variety of shapes and sizes.

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When my non-plat ass right click's and opens your tinypic link in another window - this pic shows up in the related pics belows:

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digimon7068 said:
especially in the hat rack department you thick-headed, sister-banging, beer-swilling, snuff-chewing, goat-roping, redneck, sumbitch...
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Lmao coming from you I take that as a compliment

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digimon7068 said:
especially in the hat rack department you thick-headed, sister-banging, beer-swilling, snuff-chewing, goat-roping, redneck, sumbitch...
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You left out bad-back and one-eyed. But other than that, you're dead-on.
 
mrplunkey said:
You left out bad-back and one-eyed. But other than that, you're dead-on.
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Don't be mad at me cause yo wife gots sloppy ass long slimy meat curtains

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Strongbow said:
Don't be mad at me cause yo wife gots sloppy ass long slimy meat curtains

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My wife is 28 years old. I'm two decades away from sloppy-ass meat curtains and when they do come, I should be tagging my 18 year old personal assistant.

My counterpart at Stryker had a full-time stewardess whose specific job was to bang him between flights. The board even knew about it. It wasn't until he decided to leave his wife and live with the stewardess that he got fired.

I need a perks package like that.
 
mrplunkey said:
My wife is 28 years old. I'm two decades away from sloppy-ass meat curtains and when they do come, I should be tagging my 18 year old personal assistant.

My counterpart at Stryker had a full-time stewardess whose specific job was to bang him between flights. The board even knew about it. It wasn't until he decided to leave his wife and live with the stewardess that he got fired.

I need a perks package like that.
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Indeed

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mrplunkey said:
My wife is 28 years old. I'm two decades away from sloppy-ass meat curtains and when they do come, I should be tagging my 18 year old personal assistant.

My counterpart at Stryker had a full-time stewardess whose specific job was to bang him between flights. The board even knew about it. It wasn't until he decided to leave his wife and live with the stewardess that he got fired.

I need a perks package like that.
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That reminds me. I haven't done any laser sintering work for Stryker Ortho recently. Better kick a salesman in the nuts tomorrow.
 
nefertiti said:
Less that they grow, more that they lose plumpness (like everything else in your body...cheeps, lips, boobs etc) and sag more. Yay, aging!
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Old lips and boobs sux

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