MattTheSkywalker, Poet

[stilleto]

Me and my Bling Bling
by MattTheSkywalker

I'm a bad mofo,
thats fo sho
I wear phat jeans for Hanukkah
Dontcha know.

Gots Rings on my hands
and gold everwhere
I'm a master debater
About the electric chair

Lately I like to rhyme
And since i'm a big talker
Its been getting harder all the time
to be me- MATTTHESKYWALKER!

 

[covergrl80]

omg

 

[KillahBee]

this pales in comparison to my haiku thread

 

[stilleto]

this pales in comparison to my haiku thread

i started to read that thread, but it put me to sleep.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Gotta respect the condom.

The kid's 5 years old. Condom? I'll put a condom on your fuckin tombstone.

 

[stilleto]

Gotta respect the condom.

The kid's 5 years old. Condom? I'll put a condom on your fuckin tombstone.

Respect the Condom
by MattTheSkywalker

Little rubber disks
in packages of foil
hard to tear open
but my weenie I must not soil

I don't want to be a baby daddy
so no mistakes have I made
I won't get a girl pregnant
Cause I still haven't gotten laid.

 

[Gymgurl]

Lolol

 

[jenscats5]

Wow!! MTS is a better poet than The Shadow!! Who knew?

 

[bigmann245]

 

[jackangel]

rappa dons and leprechauns like what

 

[stilleto]

rappa dons and leprechauns like what

Oh, MTS loves the rap music. he's down with it.

 

[stilleto]

Recognize
by MattTheSkywalker

Recognize !
It is not hard
You're all my Biznitches
And I'm a Tard.

 

[jack sparrow]

this pales in comparison to my haiku thread

Agreed.

 

[blut wump]

Some mighty fine odes in here.

 

[stilleto]

Agreed.

can we say JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!

 

[jack sparrow]

can we say JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to post on Killahs thread, but I'm not talented like that...I was a little bitter sorry.

 

[stilleto]

I wanted to post on Killahs thread, but I'm not talented like that...I was a little bitter sorry.

oh, dude...
i woulda written something for you.

i'm cool like that.

hows this:

I Can't Rap
by Jack_Schitt

I got a rad air compressor
I can hook up my tools
Make me a kick ass entertainment center
And make you all look like fools

But I can't write Haiku
I'm just not down with it
And I'm too white to rap
dammit, I don't know Jack Schitt.

 

[jack sparrow]

oh, dude...
i woulda written something for you.

i'm cool like that.

hows this:

I Can't Rap
by Jack_Schitt

I got a rad air compressor
I can hook up my tools
Make me a kick ass entertainment center
And make you all look like fools

But I can't write Haiku
I'm just not down with it
And I'm too white to rap
dammit, I don't know Jack Schitt.

Thats more spot on than you may think Damn I miss my toolboxes

 

[stilleto]

Thats more spot on than you may think Damn I miss my toolboxes

well of COURSe I know its spot on.

 

[Razorguns]

To Be
Or Not To Be
What Is The Question?

 

[stilleto]

To Be
Or Not To Be
What Is The Question?

that is the question.

 

[The Shadow]

Wow!! MTS is a better poet than The Shadow!! Who knew?

that aint sayin a lot.

 

[Raina]

I seriously never knew what talented poets the mods on EF are.

 

[stilleto]

I seriously never knew what talented poets the mods on EF are.

yeah, I've dabbled in it a bit, but i really can't write like those guys can.
although, maybe MTS and shadow write poetry together. their styles are similar.