Marathoners....

[H_T_]

Vegans/vegetards and yoga people. Aren't the stickers enough? How do you know you are speaking to a marathoner, vegan yoga person? They will tell you withing seconds of meeting them. "I do things to the extreme because I've yet to find purpose, hoping that others will notice me and express interest and approval." Mediocrity, mfer. That's where it's at...

 

[PICK3]

I have marathon sechuals

 

[H_T_]

I have marathon sechuals

Minuteman here.

 

[wootoom]

Dumb

 

[H_T_]

Dumb

Dont smoke crack.

 

[PICK3]

don't make fgt threads

 

[H_T_]

don't make fgt threads

Dont go to rehab.

 

[Lestat]

I have run a marathon. I am running two half marathons next month.

 

[H_T_]

I have run a marathon. I am running two half marathons next month.

Do you have the sticker?

 

[Lestat]

Do you have the sticker?

no

 

[digimon7068]

Do you have the sticker?

what sticker?

 

[H_T_]

what sticker?

26.2

 

[digimon7068]

26.2

Never noticed one

 

[cindylou]

I have marathoner friends. Some are younger than me and already replacing hips and knees and having surgery on this and that. They do seem to legitimately enjoy it though.

 

[H_T_]

I have marathoner friends. Some are younger than me and already replacing hips and knees and having surgery on this and that. They do seem to legitimately enjoy it though.

Just another way to justify wasting huge chunks of your life. Some people do drugs, drink, shop, etc. I don't get it.

 

[cindylou]

I don't either

 

[cindylou]

I secretly look down on them too.

 

[nangiggles]

I secretly look down on them too.

lololol

 

[H_T_]

I secretly look down on them too.

She said "marathon" about 15 times in less than an hour. And whatever turn the conversation took, it wound back up at marathon. Meat heads at the gym don't even do this.

 

[cindylou]

A Sampling of the Gross Shit That Has Happened to My Body Since I Started Running

 

[billfred]

I have done 5 marathons. Enjoyed part of 1. I hate them, they just break down your body, muscles and everything else. And there are always heavy, fat, people with cellulite passing you. Just not a good seen.

Half's are perfect - still challenging but you can walk the next day. I have given those up too. I am down to 5k. Age- yo.

 

[PICK3]

I have done 5 marathons. Enjoyed part of 1. I hate them, they just break down your body, muscles and everything else. And there are always heavy, fat, people with cellulite passing you. Just not a good seen.

Half's are perfect - still challenging but you can walk the next day. I have given those up too. I am down to 5k. Age- yo.

I have marathon butt sechs

 

[digimon7068]

I have done 5 marathons. Enjoyed part of 1. I hate them, they just break down your body, muscles and everything else. And there are always heavy, fat, people with cellulite passing you. Just not a good seen.

Half's are perfect - still challenging but you can walk the next day. I have given those up too. I am down to 5k. Age- yo.

*scene

 

[H_T_]

*scene

Ooooooh. The C is silent!

 

[digimon7068]

Ooooooh. The C is silent!

I think I'll start annunciating the C and see if I can start a trend....

 

[nangiggles]

I think I'll start annunciating the C and see if I can start a trend....

I said the word out loud with the C, I laffed

 

[digimon7068]

I said the word out loud with the C, I laffed

C wut i meen? s'fun!

 

[Lestat]

I have a 3.1 sticker

 

[nangiggles]

I have a 3.1 sticker

Dick size?

 

[Lestat]

Dick size?

flaccid I've probably been that small, rarely, but sometimes. Erect is a whole different ballgame though!

 

[nangiggles]

Pics or you have a micropenis!