Man robs bank disguised as a tree

[Raptorex]

did they tie a yellow ribbon around the scene.

 

[PICK3]

His future cell mates

http://9.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/1/b/collegehumor.484c3f61dd163dd0ccd026ab24036d50.jpg

 

[PICK3]

The cops were alerted because something seemed shady.

 

[PICK3]

The perpetrator offered an apology in the name of dendrology and hoped that no one arbored any ill feeling towards him.

 

[Papa Lion]

I say whatever it takes to get the job done!! I'd give him props but it sounds like he's got enough!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i wonder if security had something planted in the safe

 

[alien amp pharm]

okay, the one liners got better.

Nice work people.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

aap if you actually worked out, you too could be bough

(hahahahahahahaha i liked that one )

 

[gotmilk]

NECN Channel 4 just reported he is also being charged with indecent exposure. Witnesses stated he exposed his twig and berries.