Man robs bank disguised as a tree

[PICK3]

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (AP) -- Leaf it to New Hampshire, where a bank branch was held up by a man disguised as a tree.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/08/tree.odd.ap/index.html

He really went out on a limb," police Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday.

 

[biteme]

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (AP) -- Leaf it to New Hampshire, where a bank branch was held up by a man disguised as a tree.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/08/tree.odd.ap/index.html

He really went out on a limb," police Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday.

Hahahahaha! You gotta be ultimately desperate to do something like that.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I dunno, sounds bizaare but he seems to have gotten away with it. Seems that his disguise worked as more people are focusing on it (which didnt even hide his face well) than the fact that he robbed the bank.

I'm curious to see if he is caught.

I suppose he will get so much pleasure from the fact that he seems to have gotten away with it, that dumbass will try to duplicate it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Which branch did this happen at?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

touch wood it doesnt happen again

 

[heatherrae]

ahahahahahaha...not exactly incognito to walk around as a tree.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Customers saw him standing still in the corner and thought "Poor sap".

 

[GoldenDelicious]

during the robbery, a bank teller was overheard remarking "i cant wait til he leaves"

 

[Raptorex]

during the robbery, a bank teller was overheard remarking "i cant wait til he leaves"

LMFAO!!! good stuff here - this is just north of Boston; we got some hillbilly neighbors to the north of us.

I bet he was gonna put all the money in a trunk..

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hopefully a psychiatrist will be able to determine the root of this guys problems

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bet they were all rooted to the ground in fear

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ive been trying to think of more one liners, but...im stumped

 

[heatherrae]

You think his bark was worse than his bite?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Some of these one liners are lame

 

[Raptorex]

^^^
his

 

[bigmann245]

im gonna disguise myself as an ATM and take peoples cards and tell them it was confiscated after i have their pin. genius i tell ya.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Some of these one liners are lame

i wooden piss me off if i were you

 

[heatherrae]

i wooden piss me off if i were you

ahahahahahha....sounds like something I wood say.

 

[gotmilk]

Anyone bail Slat out from jail yet????

 

[Cutiebaby]

bwahahahaha what a retard

 

[gotmilk]

He should have waited till mid October and used the changing colors as a defense

 

[PICK3]

I told him knot to do it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

because it was windy, onlookers speculated that his name was russel

 

[chewyxrage]

jesus - not sure what is worse the story or the lame shit I read in this thread

 

[GoldenDelicious]

jesus - not sure what is worse the story or the lame shit I read in this thread

the lameness stems from aap

 

[Raptorex]

I don't be-leaf this story.

 

[PICK3]

jesus - not sure what is worse the story or the lame shit I read in this thread

tie

 

[-SD-]

Maybe he will grow from the exposure.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

He should have waited till mid October and used the changing colors as a defense

Talk about being just too eager for the green. I'm sure he'll soil himself after they plant him in prison.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

He's headed for the big (green)house.

 

[Raptorex]

did they tie a yellow ribbon around the scene.

 

[PICK3]

His future cell mates

http://9.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/1/b/collegehumor.484c3f61dd163dd0ccd026ab24036d50.jpg

 

[PICK3]

The cops were alerted because something seemed shady.

 

[PICK3]

The perpetrator offered an apology in the name of dendrology and hoped that no one arbored any ill feeling towards him.

 

[Papa Lion]

I say whatever it takes to get the job done!! I'd give him props but it sounds like he's got enough!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i wonder if security had something planted in the safe

 

[alien amp pharm]

okay, the one liners got better.

Nice work people.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

aap if you actually worked out, you too could be bough

(hahahahahahahaha i liked that one )

 

[gotmilk]

NECN Channel 4 just reported he is also being charged with indecent exposure. Witnesses stated he exposed his twig and berries.