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DigitalKyle

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I had some ground sirloin mixed with brown rice and brocolli, with some diced up onions thrown in. To top it off, I added some tobasco sauce to it right before consumption. Delicious! Oh yes, and some low-sodium V8 since no veggies were handy.
 
poyeboy looks like a gay fred durst.

boneless chicken breast, butter covered dumplings, 2 scoops protein powder.
 
Cleavage glazed with an herbal/garlic sauce covered in Ritz carcker snad dirty rice....


,,,,the glaze was not my choice but I was short some caramel and another set of breasts
 
I put this shit in a blendor... I eat it everyday an hour before I workout...

2 cups oatmeal uncooked
1 bannana
1 serving post workout protein drink
 
roasted turkey breast sandwich with green lettuce on wheat bread and a small baked potato (plain) @ 10:00.

11:30 I had a peanut butter & honey sandwich on wheat with some lowfat yogurt.

1:30 - had my post work out smoothie

2:00 peanut butter sandwich w/ honey on wheat

4:00 - two cans of tuna fish (plain) and baby carrots
 
Triple cheeseburger with ketchup and mustard, possibly the greasiest burger I've ever eaten, onion rings, and what they referred to as a "chocolate shake".

However, I will say this: A chocolate shake does NOT consist of chocolate syrup stirred in with soft serve ice cream. A shake is made from milk, syrup, and ice cream, not syrup and some reconstituted powder shit that oozes out of a machine. Had I wanted that, I could've ordered a chocolate sundae and stirred it with my spoon.

Secondly, if you can't make onion rings that don't fall apart on the first bite, don't put them on the menu. Don't waste my time with these soggy pieces of deep-fried, breaded shit.

And finally, ketchup and mustard only MEANS ketchup and mustard only, not ketchup mustard and one stray pickle that you get a fucking bite of by surprise 3/4 of the way through your burger.

Christ, I expected better for $10.
 
Word on the onion rings......


lol

"You just ordered a five doller shake."

"Yeah."

"That shake is 5 dollars - just milk and ice cream....no bourbon or shit?"


lol
 
notoriousQQ said:


For some reason, probably that I'm a perve, I'm hoping that the buzzers those girls are holding were somehow hooked up to my genitalia and when they detonate I get to blow my load in each of their faces.


I don't need any buzzer for that broly.
 
Cornholio said:
Word on the onion rings......


lol

"You just ordered a five doller shake."

"Yeah."

"That shake is 5 dollars - just milk and ice cream....no bourbon or shit?"


lol

Good onion rings are hard to find. There's a barbecue place around here that has the best ones I've ever had. Seems like everyone else's just fall apart.

I'm picky about shakes because when I was a teenager, I worked in a soda fountain, and I know how a real milkshake is supposed to taste. Everyone thinks I'm weird because I think McDonald's milkshakes are shit.

I thought this place across the street would be better. They had the tins, the ice cream, everything...then she dumps soft serve into a big cup.

I damn near told her I didn't want it if that's how she made it.
 
If i'm not mistaken, mcdoonalds can not call there shakes milkshakes. they are just listed as shakes cus der ain't no milk in'em.
 
notoriousQQ said:
If i'm not mistaken, mcdoonalds can not call there shakes milkshakes. they are just listed as shakes cus der ain't no milk in'em.

They could call 'em triple thick horseshit for all I care. I won't touch 'em.
 
lmao...triple thick horseshit....



I used to work behind a soda fountain as well.....strawberry cheesecake shake was my favorite
 
Cornholio said:
lmao...triple thick horseshit....



I used to work behind a soda fountain as well.....strawberry cheesecake shake was my favorite

I just threw the last half of that thing away. Bleah.

I actually bought a milkshake maker for home just because I couldn't find a restaurant that sold a decent shake.

I prefer chocolate...Edy's Chocolate, Hershey's chocolate syrup, and just the right amount of milk. I never make exact measurements, and they come out perfect every time.
 
TheProject said:


I just threw the last half of that thing away. Bleah.

I actually bought a milkshake maker for home just because I couldn't find a restaurant that sold a decent shake.

I prefer chocolate...Edy's Chocolate, Hershey's chocolate syrup, and just the right amount of milk. I never make exact measurements, and they come out perfect every time.


Yeah, I bought a milkshake maker too. It has one of them fancy french names that are hard to remember, I think it's called a BLENDER.
 
spatts said:
Project makes the BEST milkshakes. Alot of times, in the summer, we'll grill big fat hamburgers and make huge chocolate shakes...good stuff.

He also makes the best Toll House Pan Cookies.

...and he always has the fridge stocked with Guinness for me, and Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat for him.

I never keep any of that stuff in my house, so I'm like a kid in a candy store at his.

...course, he'd do perverse things for my lasagna. ;)

Hmmm....I did those things for the lasagna? ;)
 
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