Love stories begin in the gym....should be fun.

[bouncer]

Ok continue the stroy where I leave off.........These can be fun.




It was 1982 I was the newbie in the gym going heavy on the incline bench with my 20lbs dumbells when suddenly I spy Smallmovesal looking ravishing finish her routine on the stair climber. Her spandex soaked in sweat and pulled tightly up her cute as hell ass........Over the far side Bikinimom has just finished telling Boach all about her pending devorce AGAIN, when the idea hit's.
I'll ask the two ladies for a spot......
Of course they argue over who will spot me first. So I say "Ladies please let me >>>>>>>>>>>>>" (continue)

 

[smallmovesal]

jerk off onto the bar.. it helps me maintain my grip when it dries all sticky...

and smalls what are you doing doing cardio?

smalls ignores bouncer and starts making out with boach because he apparently enjoys a good sweaty, stinky kiss.

kinimom suggests a better idea to bouncer: what about chalking up her stomach and massaging his chest with it... it seems to apparently have an incredible muscle development stimulation for the genitals...

 

[bouncer]

...........and apparently it works, because with my 2k of Sustanon tugging at my balls and my unresolved premateur ejeculation problem things started to heat up>>>>>>(continue, I'm off home)

 

[ROMAGOLDSBACKBITCHES]

So then I walk into the gym. I immediately spot Bouncy talkin with my precious little Smalls. I walk over and bitchslap Boucy across the room and into the ladies restroom where he awaits my departure. Next, I head back over to my sweet little Smalls. "Hey Poo-Poo Bear, that drunk Irishman wont bother you anymore", I say. "Oh ROMA, you are my HERO!", she exclaims as a little tear trickles down her face. I remind her, "Always remember Poo-Poo Bear, ROMA will be here when you need him."

 

[The Shadow]

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[The Shadow]

And then Gold wakes up from the Special K induced stupor and realizes that when it's all said and done, he's just a powerlifter...

 

[bouncer]

And as I wander through the ladies changing room I notice Mommakin and Velvett take a huge dildo >>>>>>>>> (continue)

 

[naturally anabolic]

and shove it up Satanic Goatslayers rectum.....

 

[Frackal]

And then frackal comes in with his MP5 and mows down everyone in the gym because he's trying to get a fucking training session going and everyone's taking up the benches with their flirtations.

 

[addickt]

and then Addickt comes in and steals all or their money from the wallets while urinating on their faces. Some of them are still gasping for air which makes it especially rewarding.