Love stories begin in the gym....should be fun.

[supersizeme]

addickt uses the money to pay for a new ceiling tile in the gym's bathroom that he fucked up shortly before downloading all that was crammed in his pooper. supersizeme shows up at the gym in arm floaties and walking on tin cans talkin bout how the main event will begin shortly.

 

[addickt]

I already spent that money on cocaine and xanax. Th ceiling tiles will have to wait... Those floaties arent gonna help your fat ass SSME. Maybe you could use the rubber and fashion it into a condom and save yourself some anguish in the future.

Just fucking with ya bro, I got an avatar. (And some anavar)

 

[Trance]

Trance stops in mid-asthma attack on the elliptical trainer and sees the orange arm floaties across the crowded gym.

Can it be?

Could he be real?

She pauses, trying to crane her neck to look around Cornholio, who is trying to extract Wilda's shoelace from a treadmill.

 

[The Shadow]

Trance stops in mid-asthma attack on the elliptical trainer and sees the orange arm floaties across the crowded gym.

Can it be?

Could he be real?

She pauses, trying to crane her neck to look around Cornholio, who is trying to extract Wilda's shoelace from a treadmill.

Yeah - she tried to take them off mid stride and did a George Jetson. Last I saw she was strapped tio the tread by her fanny pack.

Suddenly Runner comes in and nods to SSme - the main event has begun.

 

[supersizeme]

Ssme kisses two fingers and flashes a peace sign at Trance because I'm sweet and bad ass like that. bouncer, wearing nothing but a shamrock covering his wee wee, begins playing bagpipes while ssme begins deadlifting two connected bendy straws. Trance garners a crotch-located wetspot from watching this.

 

[Trance]

Trance borrows Wilda's beach-sized workout towel to hide her embarrasing display of sexual arousal and moves towards the free weights, stepping on several small midget women in thongs and bad perms.

 

[The Shadow]

Trance borrows Wilda's beach-sized workout towel to hide her embarrasing display of sexual arousal and moves towards the free weights, stepping on several small midget women in thongs and bad perms.

Corn jerks away towel looks at Trance and asks if he can help her with that wet spot. It of course, would be a shame to let it go to waste...

 

[p0ink]

addickt, good god man. how many fucking different drugs is that girl on in your avatar?! she looks really fucking cracked out.

 

[addickt]

addickt, good god man. how many fucking different drugs is that girl on in your avatar?! she looks really fucking cracked out.

I think she was sober until I drugged her....

I am open to suggestions if you have any ideas.

 

[Frackal]

Is that Raina in your av? I want a pic like that too.