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Love, Norwegian Style

Longhorn85

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I spent a week in Norway two weeks ago for work. When I checked into my hotel late Sunday, I was stunned by the night shift receptionist. She was extremely attractive, Romanian, with dark hair and green eyes. I joked with her because she stuck me on the 13th floor.

On Tuesday night I woke up around midnight and went downstairs to the lobby computer to do my taxes on the internet. She was down there and she hung out with me and talked until morning. We met like this every night the rest of the week, just talking about everything. She had broken up with her boyfriend months prior. We were drawn to each other, and said as much. I told her I was married and we were happy to be just friends.

One of my army colleagues who I have known for years works in that Norwegian town. We have a lot in common, but he is single. He does well financially, drives a new BMW and has no problem with women, in fact, he is a playboy. I arranged for the two of them to meet. When I left I encouraged him to call her because I thought they would be a good match. My wife and I and the two of them could be friends for years, I thought.

Back in Portugal, I kept in touch with both of them. She tells me everything, and so does he. They both let me know that they met for coffee two days after I left. Less than one week later, he took her to his place and they had sex.

When she told me, I was shocked. I figured they would eventually hook up, but not like that. He didn't even buy her dinner. I felt like someone had wronged my sister. The thing is, she says she doesn’t like the guy now.

He told me she is not returning his calls and has let him know that is was a mistake and that it is over.

She now tells me that it is me that she wanted and being with my friend was kind of a way of being with me. We are still friends but I regret introducing them. I feel like she was basically handed to him on a silver platter.

Weird, I know. Mrs. Longhorn says it is my fault for trying to live vicariously through my friend and helping a player to be a player.
 
Spanky11 said:
yes, norwegian women do not waste time.

what is the problem here?


They are as quick to jump in bed as German men are.
 
Longhorn85 said:
I spent a week in Norway two weeks ago for work. When I checked into my hotel late Sunday, I was stunned by the night shift receptionist. She was extremely attractive, Romanian, with dark hair and green eyes. I joked with her because she stuck me on the 13th floor.

On Tuesday night I woke up around midnight and went downstairs to the lobby computer to do my taxes on the internet. She was down there and she hung out with me and talked until morning. We met like this every night the rest of the week, just talking about everything. She had broken up with her boyfriend months prior. We were drawn to each other, and said as much. I told her I was married and we were happy to be just friends.

One of my army colleagues who I have known for years works in that Norwegian town. We have a lot in common, but he is single. He does well financially, drives a new BMW and has no problem with women, in fact, he is a playboy. I arranged for the two of them to meet. When I left I encouraged him to call her because I thought they would be a good match. My wife and I and the two of them could be friends for years, I thought.

Back in Portugal, I kept in touch with both of them. She tells me everything, and so does he. They both let me know that they met for coffee two days after I left. Less than one week later, he took her to his place and they had sex.

When she told me, I was shocked. I figured they would eventually hook up, but not like that. He didn't even buy her dinner. I felt like someone had wronged my sister. The thing is, she says she doesn’t like the guy now.

He told me she is not returning his calls and has let him know that is was a mistake and that it is over.

She now tells me that it is me that she wanted and being with my friend was kind of a way of being with me. We are still friends but I regret introducing them. I feel like she was basically handed to him on a silver platter.

Weird, I know. Mrs. Longhorn says it is my fault for trying to live vicariously through my friend and helping a player to be a player.
Interesting. You have a cool wife.
 
LOL!!!

At least she knows what she really wants.
 
When I asked her why not make him wine and dine you first, she said she didn't like to waste her time or his.

BTW he is busted up over this, so he says.
 
This is how attractive scandi operate over here.

If they like you, they will bang you - no "dating" or meet the parents or any of that crap. If they like you, they will bang you.

Its great!
 
Smurfy said:
Interesting. You have a cool wife.

Indeed. She thinks I got a little too close, which I probably did, but I let the woman know early on I was hitched.

Fixing her up with my buddy was my way of acting out I guess.
 
you threw a bunnyrabbit to a wolf, except halfway through the arc, the bunnyrabbit turned into a bear and killed your friend the playboy

i see no problem. sex and dead players. awesome!! ;)
 
Longhorn85 said:
Sounds like you're speaking from experience. Southern or Northern Germany?

All over.

They are all the same.

Their idea of a first date is going for coffee.... after they recover from the sex they just had.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
you threw a bunnyrabbit to a wolf, except halfway through the arc, the bunnyrabbit turned into a bear and killed your friend the playboy

Yeah, he seems pretty devastated, but I'm sure he will get over it when he meets another bunnyrabbit.

nimbus said:
it's too bad there isn't a parallel universe where you could know what could've been between you two.

That's what she said. After her leap into bed I'm not so sure she is the marrying type though, at least not for me.
 
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Spanky11 has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space."
 
manny78 said:
"pimpin' ain't easy".....


You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When he tryin to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit
 
Powerbuilder333 said:
My Mom's Norwegian.
I would never say that about your mother.

LOL - don't get all offended.

I live here and have done so for 8 years, but I am Australian...

I know Nordic women quite well, and I love them for it

:)
 
Much to be said about Norway. Stavanger, Fleckkefjord, Kvinesdal (ansestorial home), and Kristianstad are all scenic cities/towns, with kind people. Unfortunately Norway is very socialist, and has among the most repressive gun laws in the free world.
No offense taken Spanky - LOL.
 
Everyone kept talking about how rich of a society it is, and I can see the wealth in the oil, industry, etc, but the socialism, as you pointed out, kind of stifles the wealth.

Also, the penalties for speeding and drunk driving are so tough that a lot of people use public transpo, and also the cabs are very expensive. Beer was the equivalent of 8 euros at a bar.

They use their own currency (kronos?) which made it hard to realize how much money I was spending.
 
this reminds me of travolta and thurman in pulp fiction
both tap dancing around their desires for each other
both knowing how wrong it is
and i bet txlnghorn has spanked it to this gal at least once
close call txhorn, you got waay to close
 
Longhorn85 said:
I spent a week in Norway two weeks ago for work. When I checked into my hotel late Sunday, I was stunned by the night shift receptionist. She was extremely attractive, Romanian, with dark hair and green eyes. I joked with her because she stuck me on the 13th floor.

On Tuesday night I woke up around midnight and went downstairs to the lobby computer to do my taxes on the internet. She was down there and she hung out with me and talked until morning. We met like this every night the rest of the week, just talking about everything. She had broken up with her boyfriend months prior. We were drawn to each other, and said as much. I told her I was married and we were happy to be just friends.

One of my army colleagues who I have known for years works in that Norwegian town. We have a lot in common, but he is single. He does well financially, drives a new BMW and has no problem with women, in fact, he is a playboy. I arranged for the two of them to meet. When I left I encouraged him to call her because I thought they would be a good match. My wife and I and the two of them could be friends for years, I thought.

Back in Portugal, I kept in touch with both of them. She tells me everything, and so does he. They both let me know that they met for coffee two days after I left. Less than one week later, he took her to his place and they had sex.

When she told me, I was shocked. I figured they would eventually hook up, but not like that. He didn't even buy her dinner. I felt like someone had wronged my sister. The thing is, she says she doesn’t like the guy now.

He told me she is not returning his calls and has let him know that is was a mistake and that it is over.

She now tells me that it is me that she wanted and being with my friend was kind of a way of being with me. We are still friends but I regret introducing them. I feel like she was basically handed to him on a silver platter.

Weird, I know. Mrs. Longhorn says it is my fault for trying to live vicariously through my friend and helping a player to be a player.
you talked to your wife about it and she was cool with it?

damn dude, if i was her id be tored up with jealousy.

maybe ur wife would 3some with her?
 
Mrs Longhorn knows I spent a lot of time talking with her while I was downstairs doing my taxes, that she is hot, that she liked me, and that I handed her off to a friend.

Doesn't know the part about her realizing later she wanted me instead of my friend.

Anyway, we are separated by space, so nothing will become of it, it was just one of those things. I am back home and happy with the wife and kids.
 
Gambino said:
this reminds me of travolta and thurman in pulp fiction
both tap dancing around their desires for each other
both knowing how wrong it is
and i bet txlnghorn has spanked it to this gal at least once
close call txhorn, you got waay to close
???!!!!!
 
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