Love makin'!!

[feisty11975]

Hillbilly Style...



A hillbilly got married, and on his wedding night he calls his
father
For advice on what to do since he had never been intimate with a woman before.
"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?"
Thinking that nature will take its course, the father replied,
"Take Her clothes off and then you both get in bed."
The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says, "She's nekid
and we're in bed. What do I do now?" Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, his dad
asked,"Did you take your clothes off, too?" "No." the son replies.
"Well, take your clothes off and get back in bed with her."
The son calls back a few minutes later and says, "We're both
nekkid And in bed. What do I do now?" The father's patience is quickly running out, and he growls,
"Look, Son ,do I have to spell everything out? Just stick the hardest thing on
your body where she pees!"
The son calls again a minute later.
"Ok, Pa. I've got my head in the toilet bowl. Now what?"

 

[samoth]

lol

 

[Adrian99]

Lol

 

[Cutiebaby]

lmao

 

[heatherrae]

 

[Wulfgar]

??

 

[gotmilk]

did he stick it where she poops too? That dirty slut.

 

[needtogetaas]

lets do it girl.

 

[HiDnGoD]

Hillbilly Style...



A hillbilly got married, and on his wedding night he calls his
father
For advice on what to do since he had never been intimate with a woman before.
"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?"
Thinking that nature will take its course, the father replied,
"Take Her clothes off and then you both get in bed."
The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says, "She's nekid
and we're in bed. What do I do now?" Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, his dad
asked,"Did you take your clothes off, too?" "No." the son replies.
"Well, take your clothes off and get back in bed with her."
The son calls back a few minutes later and says, "We're both
nekkid And in bed. What do I do now?" The father's patience is quickly running out, and he growls,
"Look, Son ,do I have to spell everything out? Just stick the hardest thing on
your body where she pees!"
The son calls again a minute later.
"Ok, Pa. I've got my head in the toilet bowl. Now what?"

2 young rednecks get married.
After a coupla years of his hunting & fishing & her gardening & housekeeping they decide to have kids.
He says, "Well, I'm not really sure how we go about doing that."
And she says, "Well, you take that thing you play with & put it where I pee."
So he put his bowling ball in the sink.

 

[heatherrae]

2 young rednecks get married.
After a coupla years of his hunting & fishing & her gardening & housekeeping they decide to have kids.
He says, "Well, I'm not really sure how we go about doing that."
And she says, "Well, you take that thing you play with & put it where I pee."
So he put his bowling ball in the sink.

lol