Look at those damn

[feisty11975]

teeth...

Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks of sheep disappearing the farmer decided to put up an electric fence.








Abo! ut a week later, this is what he found!

http://www.badongo.com/pic.php?file=python__2006-01-25_python.jpg

Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by snakes and I bet most of us have said, "If a snake tried to eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah and get away. Well, this is a Python and they're extremely aggressive and have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while they wrap around them and then constrict.


Could you get away if this one bit you and held on with it's "few teeth?"
Note: the wires are 10 inches apart.
http://www.badongo.com/pic.php?file=python2__2006-01-25_python2.jpg

 

[theoak01]

fuck that shit,im fucking uneasy looking at that picture

btw where was that taken?

 

[feisty11975]

fuck that shit,im fucking uneasy looking at that picture

btw where was that taken?

I have no clue but where ever its at...I don't want to go there

 

[Frisky]

your threads are teh suck

 

[stilleto]

holy crap thats gross.

even though, it looks like some women i know.

 

[bullett]

teeth...

Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks of sheep disappearing the farmer decided to put up an electric fence.







Abo! ut a week later, this is what he found!

http://www.badongo.com/pic.php?file=python__2006-01-25_python.jpg

Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by snakes and I bet most of us have said, "If a snake tried to eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah and get away. Well, this is a Python and they're extremely aggressive and have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while they wrap around them and then constrict.


Could you get away if this one bit you and held on with it's "few teeth?"
Note: the wires are 10 inches apart.
http://www.badongo.com/pic.php?file=python2__2006-01-25_python2.jpg

I knew a guy who was bitten by his 8' boa...his hand was down the snakes throat, and the snake was working its way up his arm.....his roommate was trying to get the damn snake off his arm, but was losing ground, and finally, they had to kill the damn thing to keep it from eating his arm....

true story! I don't understand keeping large snakes as pets???

 

[feisty11975]

your threads are teh suck

you learned me well

 

[Frisky]

you learned me well

I bet you wish i taught you sex ed..

 

[needtogetaas]

i must say this thread was a big let down.
the title made me think it ws going to bea pic of a monney shot on some nice wight teeth.

 

[feisty11975]

I bet you wish i taught you sex ed..

nope..I learned that one all on my own

 

[needtogetaas]

nope..I learned that one all on my own

this could get good.

 

[theoak01]

nope..I learned that one all on my own

liar cousin jimmy was there too

 

[Frisky]

nope..I learned that one all on my own

you realize that teacher was fired due to bad information?

huh huh

 

[wootoom]

guess what.......

 

[Frisky]

guess what.......

what?

 

[needtogetaas]

guess what.......

wootoom is gay.

 

[wootoom]

what?

guess what..... im........

 

[Frisky]

guess what..... im........

eating chef boyardee?

what what

is it the lamb?

 

[feisty11975]

you realize that teacher was fired due to bad information?

huh huh

Hey, I never slept with any of my teachers

 

[Frisky]

Hey, I never slept with any of my teachers

sleeping has nothing to do with it

 

[feisty11975]

sleeping has nothing to do with it

lemme rephrase it then....I have never fucked any of my teachers

is that better?

 

[Frisky]

lemme rephrase it then....I have never fucked any of my teachers

is that better?

lol

better

 

[SlimJim52]

Appears the Python has already had dinner with that fat middle section it has. Probably slipped under getting in and then couldn't get out.

You see the one about the Anaconda and the Gator? Gator Lost.

 

[spongebob]

sticky time!

 

[Raptorex]

lemme rephrase it then....I have never fucked any of my teachers

is that better?

You both have dirty mouths that should be washed out with my soap.

 

[Frisky]

You both have dirty mouths that should be washed out with my soap.

i hear fisty likes soap... l'm sure she won't mind

 

[feisty11975]

Soap tastes bad

 

[Raptorex]

i hear fisty likes soap... l'm sure she won't mind

open wide biatch.

 

[Frisky]

Soap tastes bad

how bout soap with a side of salty dog?

 

[Raptorex]

how bout soap with a side of salty dog?

or fresh strawberries, your choice just give me 24 hours notice...Thank you.

 

[feisty11975]

ok you two...this thread is about a damn snake. A very big one too!!

carry on!!

 

[Raptorex]

ok you two...this thread is about a damn snake. A very big one too!!

carry on!!

Yes, and how is this off topic? I'm talking about a snake too.

 

[Frisky]

or fresh strawberries, your choice just give me 24 hours notice...Thank you.

lmao @ Thank you

 

[feisty11975]

how bout soap with a side of salty dog?

minus the soap

 

[Frisky]

minus the soap

lmao

my lips are sealed