LOL @ my turkey roast...

[nangiggles]

When I washed and prepared the damn thing I stuck my damn hand as far deep into is as possible,and I took out a neck and some other weird organ thingy, I SWEAR I checked the whole cavity for more giblets and it was clean, so I brine it, I cook it and while my husband was carving it he found another package of giblets in a little paper bag on the opposite side of the cavity/in the neck, SON OF A BITCH!!! I'm glad it was just him and me.... and by the way my roast was awesome

 

[ChristianDom96]

When I washed and prepared the damn thing I stuck my damn hand as far deep into is as possible,and I took out a neck and some other weird organ thingy, I SWEAR I checked the whole cavity for more giblets and it was clean, so I brine it, I cook it and while my husband was carving it he found another package of giblets in a little paper bag on the opposite side of the cavity/in the neck, SON OF A BITCH!!! I'm glad it was just him and me.... and by the way my roast was awesome

u promised me pics!!

 

[mrplunkey]

When I washed and prepared the damn thing I stuck my damn hand as far deep into is as possible,and I took out a neck and some other weird organ thingy, I SWEAR I checked the whole cavity for more giblets and it was clean, so I brine it, I cook it and while my husband was carving it he found another package of giblets in a little paper bag on the opposite side of the cavity/in the neck, SON OF A BITCH!!! I'm glad it was just him and me.... and by the way my roast was awesome

Pick3 has said this more than once.

Just sayin'

 

[PICK3]

Pick3 has said this more than once.

Just sayin'

wtf???

 

[princesa]

gobble gobble!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!

 

[mrplunkey]

wtf???

I suspect Mr. Long John has occasionally pulled out with a brown racing strip or two running down his side.

Just sayin'

 

[TableFun]

n00b!

 

[EarthRider]

I suspect Mr. Long John has occasionally pulled out with a brown racing strip or two running down his side.

Just sayin'

is that what you named your penis?

 

[cindylou]

where are the pics?

 

[ChristianDom96]

i bet she forgot

 

[PICK3]

are giblets his ball sack?

 

[mrplunkey]

is that what you named your penis?

 

[brownbrown]

are giblets his ball sack?

YOU ask because want them in your mouth!

DrOiD BioNiC EF App!

 

[pdaddyII]

Jesus this made me hard

 

[nangiggles]

Jesus this made me hard

the giblets, my roast or pick3's mo'ness?

 

[pdaddyII]

the giblets, my roast or pick3's mo'ness?

Cavity searching a turkey, every time

 

[PICK3]

Cavity searching a turkey, every time

as well as your Thanksgiving guests

 

[ledhead]

as well as your Thanksgiving guests

So you did sodomize the turkey??

 

[SpyWizard]

or wore it like a hat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orv_ic3acRw

 

[redsamurai]

Pick3 has said this more than once.

Just sayin'

oh i bet he has tiger i just bet he has. Shows you two flip with each other.


uggghh, disgusting.

 

[redsamurai]

is that what you named your penis?

no his forearm. Penis too small. In fairness though Ron Jeremy wouldn't feel pick's walls.

 

[cindylou]

the holiday season does not feel right w/o pics of nan's turkey roast

 

[TableFun]

Lmao!!!!!!!!

 

[brownbrown]

the holiday season does not feel right w/o pics of nan's turkey roast

PICKS Turkey roast is confused for Roast beef.

 

[nangiggles]

the pics are lock in my old phone, gotta get them to the memory card...

 

[brownbrown]

the pics are lock in my old phone, gotta get them to the memory card...

Saweet. Sharing is caring

 

[nydj66]

When I washed and prepared the damn thing I stuck my damn hand as far deep into is as possible,and I took out a neck and some other weird organ thingy, I SWEAR I checked the whole cavity for more giblets and it was clean, so I brine it, I cook it and while my husband was carving it he found another package of giblets in a little paper bag on the opposite side of the cavity/in the neck, SON OF A BITCH!!! I'm glad it was just him and me.... and by the way my roast was awesome

What's in your brine? Mine:

apple cider
sea salt
sugar
sliced ginger
peppercorns
allspice berries
cloves
thyme
sage
bay leaf
peeled oranges in the bird

BTW, I didn't find the neck until after the brine. But at least I didn't roast it.

 

[C0LUMB0]

Nan your roasts are W.M.D 's......

 

[nangiggles]

Here are some rappy pics taken with my phone

Before cooking it, this was my first time using an oven bag, I regret it, it was moist but it's way better when I cook it breast down http://i43.tinypic.com/iozv2w.jpg

Right out of the oven http://i43.tinypic.com/x28f4h.jpg http://i43.tinypic.com/9bci2a.jpg

It doesnt look great because I dont have pics of it garnished/served since we ate it quickly


Flame on bishes

 

[nangiggles]

WTF arent any of you bishes gonna hate on my turkey?

 

[ChristianDom96]

u burnt the turkey!! well thats 1000000x better than what id do​

 

[nangiggles]

I didnt burn it

 

[TableFun]

it looks kinda puny

 

[ChristianDom96]

I didnt burn it

i kno lol i was just messin looks really good.. looks really tender and soft and chewy and gooey

 

[wootoom]

If u post pics I will red you forever

 

[mrplunkey]

WTF arent any of you bishes gonna hate on my turkey?

Some of the j00sers here have probably had poops bigger than that bird.

Just sayin'.

 

[nangiggles]

If u post pics I will red you forever

I already posted pics, want moar?

 

[jiggagold]

yes only of your dog

 

[wootoom]

I would rather eat shit

 

[nangiggles]

yes only of your dog

the french, the pugs or the dane?

Our giant looooves his new bed! http://i40.tinypic.com/i3x9jq.jpg

Eat shit then woot!

 

[jiggagold]

nice, i want a dawg

 

[jiggagold]

show the pugs

 

[nangiggles]

caption the french xD http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k257/nangiggles/monkey-1.jpg
here's a bunch Dogs pictures by nangiggles - Photobucket

 

[wootoom]

im captain buttman

 

[nangiggles]

you sure are woot

 

[C0LUMB0]

I didnt burn it

BS....It looks like a meteorite.

 

[wootoom]

im having a fucking whammy burger right now

 

[C0LUMB0]

im having a fucking whammy burger right now

i just got a choco wham shake ...from rick and sheila

....and what about the muff divers - thinnnnnnk about it .

 

[wootoom]

this is what its going to be like when youre getting fucked in the ass by some big buck ngr

 

[PICK3]

im captain buttman

I'm a Rear Admiral

 

[wootoom]

im colonel creampie

 

[pdaddyII]

I'm a seaman

 

[jiggagold]

i love pink socks

 

[wootoom]

what a fucking disgusting mess

 

[brownbrown]

what a fucking disgusting mess

Thats what she said.

 

[WoodyO]

I'd rather eat the dog

 

[wootoom]

LOL! i would rather eat a woman out

 

[PICK3]

I'd rather eat the asshole out of a menstruating skunk

 

[wootoom]

Lol!

 

[wootoom]

i would rather eat the crotch out of a dead indians shorts

 

[WoodyO]

I ate Taco's in Tijuana over the weekend. One of them had a huge pube hangin' out of the guacamole. I was less disgusted by the pube than I am with the turkey roast.

 

[wootoom]

I ate Taco's in Tijuana over the weekend. One of them had a huge pube hangin' out of the guacamole. I was less disgusted by the pube than I am with the turkey roast.

That's hot

 

[pdaddyII]

George says I'm a cyborg

 

[PICK3]

I put pubes in my protein shakes

I until I crap moar hair than a coyote

 

[pdaddyII]

i Until i crap moar hair than a coyote

wtf?!

 

[PICK3]

wtf?!

tr00, bro