locked out car while working FML

[nangiggles]

So today I'm driving everywhere delivering presents for kids and I locked myself out of the car, I can see the fucking keys in the ignition, roadside is on their way in 30 min and I'm stuck here beacchside with no shade, left my phone too, just have this damn blackberry

 

[miplank]

nobody gives a fuck

 

[Fitguy308]

Lolololol

 

[miplank]

lolololo

 

[cindylou]

poor nan. that sucks. At least it's not freezing out

 

[miplank]

fuck nan and her shitty ass HHR

 

[nangiggles]

The guy got here early and I'm in my car so Fuck off plank!!!

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[mistaballoonhands]

Doe

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Doesn't that bowtie have onstar?

 

[miplank]

The guy got here early and I'm in my car so Fuck off plank!!!

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who fucking cares

 

[miplank]

Doesn't that bowtie have onstar?

like nan can afford an onstar subscription...

 

[bigbassturd]

like nan can afford an onstar subscription...

Lololol

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[miplank]

lololololoooll

 

[wootoom]

Do you do anything right?

 

[miplank]

nice life

 

[goin on 4T]

The guy got here early and I'm in my car so Fuck off plank!!!

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Did you give him the complemetary cocksuck?

 

[smurf2]

oh look at me, i live near the beach

 

[Mark One]

oh look at me, i live near the beach

Can I bay watch ?

 

[smurf2]

Can I bay watch ?

lmfao!

 

[zwhit]

 

[binö]

at least it isn't cold

 

[wootoom]

Siberia is -300 right now

 

[miplank]

balmy day

 

[-SD-]

Mars is colder than siberia even

And what the fuck is fitguy doing in the daylight? Do I have to fucking do everything around here

 

[wootoom]

Mars is colder than siberia even

And what the fuck is fitguy doing in the daylight? Do I have to fucking do everything around here

Only 2 weeks out of the year bro

 

[-SD-]

Only 2 weeks out of the year bro

Including December 25th in moscow

 

[nangiggles]

Did you give him the complemetary cocksuck?

no, lol, but apprantly you give them

oh look at me, i live near the beach

Well I was on the road delivering presents not home, my house is about 20 min from the beach though

Yup, give or take that seems like my life

 

[miplank]

Boo fuckin hoo

 

[goin on 4T]

I would suck ur cock like long clit.


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[miplank]

Gross!

 

[*ebony*]

Lol

 

[miplank]

Can I gag?

 

[-SD-]

Can i glocksuck?

 

[wootoom]

Can I spandau ballet?

 

[miplank]

Can I umbro?

 

[goin on 4T]

Can I vag-uni-brow?


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[nangiggles]

WTF is going on here!?!?!?!

 

[wootoom]

Can I umbro?

Can I puma?