lmao, the first girl I ever had sex with just hit me up on myspace

[The Race The Hunt]

I'm damn new to this myspace thing and don't even really know how the whole thing works. But jesus christ, this place is full of stalkers and shit..

However, I imagine it's like fishing w/ dynamite around there if you're looking some pooty tang?

 

[The Race The Hunt]

sex, guys. sex.

 

[slat1]

Myspace = sex

 

[RearNaked]

Myspace = sex

I guess...if you're one hurtin ass muthafucka.

 

[slat1]

I guess...if you're one hurtin ass muthafucka.

I guess you don't like models, strippers, porn stars etc...

 

[RearNaked]

I guess you don't like models, strippers, porn stars etc...

Lol...all virtual vag bro. I prefer actually talking to hoes in person.

 

[The Race The Hunt]

I guess you don't like models, strippers, porn stars etc...

I do! I do!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Lol...all virtual vag bro. I prefer actually talking to hoes in person.

some of the girls ive picked up on myspace are ridiculously hot

like "go buy xxxx magazine, im on pages 3-6" hot

myspace =

 

[Spartacus]

the last girl I ever had sex with just hit me up on the phone

 

[RearNaked]

the last girl I ever had sex with just hit me up on the phone

Haha now thats what I'm talkin bout brotha!

 

[ceo]

so fuck her!!! wtf are you waiting for from us? A stamp of approval?

go man, go.

 

[Wulfgar]

myspace is a haven of high quality hot ass bitches

 

[GUARDIAN]

i had to deactivate my account years ago. it was too easy to cheat with it.

 

[nimbus]

maybe she needs the repeat business

OR

maybe she's trying to tell you she gave you the HIV

AND

she's cheating on you

AND

she's average, we all bang way hotter.

 

[PFM]

I dont do the myspace thing. but ive looked around on it throu my buds accounts, and there really are tons and tons of hot ass girls

 

[resqguy]

Myspace takes the work out of getting laid. It's quite possibly the greatest invention ever...an endless, streaming flow of hot, needy bitches who want sex. God, I love myspace.

 

[the_alcatraz]

so fuck her!!! wtf are you waiting for from us? A stamp of approval?

go man, go.

olololololololo

 

[Wulfgar]

Myspace takes the work out of getting laid. It's quite possibly the greatest invention ever...an endless, streaming flow of hot, needy bitches who want sex. God, I love myspace.

+1

 

[resqguy]

+1

You live in Orange County too, right? I'm in Newport Beach.....God, I love these girls, lol.

 

[Wulfgar]

You live in Orange County too, right? I'm in Newport Beach.....God, I love these girls, lol.

I grew up in San Clemente actually

I live in Rancho Santa Fe now..down in SD

Newport chicks are the fuckin bomb though broly

I used to go to Sutra all the time and fuck those whores by the handful

 

[jackangel]

I'm damn new to this myspace thing and don't even really know how the whole thing works.

lol at "whole thing"...it's myspace. there isn't much to learn.

oh, stay away from the 13 year olds.

 

[The Race The Hunt]

lol at "whole thing"...it's myspace. there isn't much to learn.

oh, stay away from the 13 year olds.

see, that's what I mean. who the hell would intuitively know that?

 

[the_clockwork]

link the profile or post a pic of her on here

 

[resqguy]

I grew up in San Clemente actually

I live in Rancho Santa Fe now..down in SD

Newport chicks are the fuckin bomb though broly

I used to go to Sutra all the time and fuck those whores by the handful

Ah yes....Slutra...I mean, Sutra, lol.

 

[The Race The Hunt]

link the profile or post a pic of her on here

let me see if i can find a decent one. she was smokin when we were 15. two kids, an abusive marriage and some h-rock has not been kind to her....

 

[the_clockwork]

let me see if i can find a decent one. she was smokin when we were 15. two kids, an abusive marriage and some h-rock has not been kind to her....

those pics you linked were awesome

 

[The Race The Hunt]

lol

 

[chazk]

she prob hit you up on myspace . becuase once she found out she had hiv she is required by the state to contact all of her past sexual partners.

 

[The Race The Hunt]

she prob hit you up on myspace . becuase once she found out she had hiv she is required by the state to contact all of her past sexual partners.

I'd bet my HIV is stronger than her HIV

 

[the_clockwork]

she has big funbags.. pics of them

 

[plifter]

I live in WV. We're the fattest state in the nation. No hotties, just fatties on myspace here.