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tripleblonde
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the hunchback of notre dame retires, they put out a search for a new bell ringer.....guy applies that has no arms, but he rings the bell w/his teeth.... he plays beautifully, all the townspeople gather to listen....bout' that time he trips on a nail, falls and dies....
priest runs down and asks if anybody knows who this guy is?
somebody says, "i don't know, but his face sure rings a bell"
insert part 2:
bout that time his brother comes to honor his brother's bell-ringing tradition....he applies for bell ringer and rings just as beautifully....all the townspeople gather to listen again....bout' that time he trips on a nail, falls and dies.....
priest runs down and asks if anybody knows this guys' name?
somebody says, "i don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother"
priest runs down and asks if anybody knows who this guy is?
somebody says, "i don't know, but his face sure rings a bell"
insert part 2:
bout that time his brother comes to honor his brother's bell-ringing tradition....he applies for bell ringer and rings just as beautifully....all the townspeople gather to listen again....bout' that time he trips on a nail, falls and dies.....
priest runs down and asks if anybody knows this guys' name?
somebody says, "i don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother"
J
jenscats5
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3 guys walk into a bar........the 4th one ducked...
Get it? ducked? As in didn't walk into the bar?
OK bad one...
Get it? ducked? As in didn't walk into the bar?
OK bad one...
Robert Jan
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So these 2 sheep are just standing around in the meadow right, nice day
One sheep says to the other: Nice day isn't it
The other says: STFU, you cant even talk!
One sheep says to the other: Nice day isn't it
The other says: STFU, you cant even talk!
J
jenscats5
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How bout this one?
2 guys walk past a morgue & the one says to the other "Want to stop in for a cold one??"
2 guys walk past a morgue & the one says to the other "Want to stop in for a cold one??"
J
jenscats5
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OK a better one?
Woman goes into a bar, the bartender asks her "What would you like?" With a heavy Swedish accent she states "I'd like a beer." The bartender says "Anheiser busch?" She replies, "Fine and how's your penis?"
Woman goes into a bar, the bartender asks her "What would you like?" With a heavy Swedish accent she states "I'd like a beer." The bartender says "Anheiser busch?" She replies, "Fine and how's your penis?"
DildoSaggins
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What do you call a dead Tripleblonde in a closet?
The winner of last year's hide-and-seek contest
The winner of last year's hide-and-seek contest
