list your most rude awakenings...

[tuc biscuit]

I have been woken up to/by the smell of shit several time too.

 

[jh1]

Being woke up at 5am by my girlfriend drunk of her ass, who is asking to speak with another guy whom I think she is fucking - she had no idea who she had called.

 

[WalkingBeast]

Cancer of the balls!! A rude awakening indeed!

 

[Dial_tone]

Being woke up at 5am by my girlfriend drunk of her ass, who is asking to speak with another guy whom I think she is fucking - she had no idea who she had called.

That would be very rude indeed.

 

[strider364]

My ACL surgury.

 

[jh1]

That would be very rude indeed.

Would be? Oh, it was. Happened last night.

 

[Tiervexx]

hearing the alarm go off in the middle of a beautiful dream.

This has happened too many times to name.

 

[sigweed]

one time in residence i fell asleep listening to music... so basically i wouldnt be able to hear any noise while i slept like a rock... so my 240# friend puts my desk chair beside my bed and proceeds to eblow drop my head off the chair

in addition, nothing pisses me off more than being woken up by someone's ignorance, so i went absolutely apeshit on him

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

today i was feeding some squirrels some cocoa puffs and granola

i had one sitting on my lap eating out of the cup, and i had one on teh ground eating out of my left hand

i took my eyes off it for a little while, then the one on the lef starts nibbling my hand so i pulled away, then he goes nuts and bites me

my head just jerked over to see what was happening and i flung my arm in the air, with his mouth gripping on my finger

fucker flew up in the air and did a bunch of flips before landing

totally didn't expect the bite

now i probably have the rabies

 

[vansmack2000]

Wasnt there a chinese show like this? i remember a vid where a guy set up a rocket launcher go off in the room while someone was sleeping