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Lines to Pick Up Chicks!!

anabolicfreak

anabolicfreak

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I just talked to a friend of mine from college who reminded me of how we used to pick up chicks at clubs or parties back in the day..

We used to go up to chicks, piss drunk of course, and say:

"I know what your thinking, and yeah your right, I am alot better looking you and yes, I am way out of your league. But I dont know if its your birthday today or what, regardless, its your lucky night because I'm going to come back to your place with you. Yep, tomorrow your actually going to be able to brag to your friends that you hooked up with me."

We would just keep going on and on about how hot we were and how normally they wouldnt have a chance with us but tonight was their lucky night. LOL

It worked most of the time, too. LOL Man those were the days!! :chomp:
 
We were in college, give me a break! LOL Funny thing was most of the time it was true. We were really giving those drunk sororiety chicks exactly what they wanted, some jacked asshole to use them and treat them like shit. I dont know why but thats what they always went for.

Also back then anyone who trained hard, dieted right, and used gear correctly looked like a God compared to the alcoholic fraternity slobs they were used to seeing.
 
I just usually say

"I think about you when I masturbate"

works every time
 
Then once we had some smokin hot chicks working in the office at our apt complex so my roommate called them and said he needed a maintenence guy to fix the toilet because he tried to flush some Magnum condoms and they got stuck. LOL Damn I miss college!!
 
dont confuse that with actually "working".

A 50 y/o guy with a pot belly woudl have the exact opposite effect with that line.

Women don't give a shit about lines. They're analyzing you to see if they'll have sex with you, or put you in the friend, get away from me, zone. They can do that within 5 seconds.

You're young, attractive, in-shape -- it doesn't what the hell line you used. You could've just said Hello.
 
Razorguns said:
dont confuse that with actually "working".

A 50 y/o guy with a pot belly woudl have the exact opposite effect with that line.

Women don't give a shit about lines. They're analyzing you to see if they'll have sex with you, or put you in the friend, get away from me, zone. They can do that within 5 seconds.

You're young, attractive, in-shape -- it doesn't what the hell line you used. You could've just said Hello.
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he got one point correct
chciks are more likely to provide the short score at their own place
the comfort/familiarity of their own surroundings eases their stress
so always angle yourself to going back to her place
and you can raid their fridge too
 
4everhung said:
he got one point correct
chciks are more likely to provide the short score at their own place
the comfort/familiarity of their own surroundings eases their stress
so always angle yourself to going back to her place
and you can raid their fridge too
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plus you can get up and jet when you are done. i dont think there is a smooth way to kick a girl out of your place after you have sex with her.
 
anabolicfreak said:
plus you can get up and jet when you are done. i dont think there is a smooth way to kick a girl out of your place after you have sex with her.
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well I have some experience
I don't go with chciks I don't want to be with tomorrow
 
anabolicfreak said:
plus you can get up and jet when you are done. i dont think there is a smooth way to kick a girl out of your place after you have sex with her.
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dude.....are you like 17 or something?
 
"Do you take it up the ass?"

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck! "
 
I think a better one is to walk up and look them in their eyes and say

" You know you're not a half bad looking little whore"

Warning: the biggest problem you will have with this line is it gets them so excited that some of them actually start ripping their clothes off on the spot.
It put one girl in such an uncontrolable frenzy that she started screwing herself with a long neck beer bottle right inside the club.

Damn did I just screw myself out of millions by revealing this secret for free when I could have made a fortune by selling this secret through mail order. Well what the hell, bring on the karma points brothers.
 
^^ I still can't believe she's never heard that.


Fast94 has a coworker that's as nice as they come, but can be a bit of a ditz at times.

She was looking for a way to make a few extra bucks and I asked her about her gardening skills.

She says sure her dad is paying her 100 bucks to weed the flowerbeds.

I told her I'd like to get some tulips planted. Sure, she says, how much, what color are they, blah blah blah. We go back and forth questinos answers and it's starting to get unbearable. About this time her boss walks in and figures out the joke and is about to lose it trying to hold the laughter in.

We pulled her to the side and told her the joke a little later. Funny to say the least.
 
anabolicfreak said:
Then once we had some smokin hot chicks working in the office at our apt complex so my roommate called them and said he needed a maintenence guy to fix the toilet because he tried to flush some Magnum condoms and they got stuck. LOL Damn I miss college!!
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i hate college. been up here at penn state pussyville main campus for 3 years and have never gotten pussy once. pathetic.
 
Great legs, what time do they open??? Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.
Best one for me being a fireman: Can I park my big red engine in your station?? OR My hose is ready to put out your fire?? These are great to pull the most persistent women.
 
The worst one ever, "Baby, if beauty were dog food, you would be a 50 lb. bag."
 
When I bust on a girl and she hit's me on the arm I like to say "I love me too." Really pisses 'em off..

Or stand in a really crowded spot in a club and just wait for some girl to bump into you and after a girl bumps into you say

"Excuse me, Could you stop bumping into me?" Of course depending upon her reaction you can say a multitude of things.. Usually you'll get the "OH, I'm sorry." and I'll say "Please stop. If you do do it again, I'd appreciate it if you aimed a little higher next time." Shit like that is just money.. Chicks have never heard that shit before.. All they hear is "hey, don't I know you from somewhere? "Hey girl, what's up, you come here a lot?" it blows their mind away..

You guys should read some of the stuff by David Deangelo.. He's the fucking man when it comes to the ladies.. You can get all his ebooks and seminars and shit free with bittorrents.. Torrents are fucking kickass.. :) www.torrentspy.com

T-Matt
 
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