Lie to me

[penny]

Fellow Peeps
It's slow at work and I need you to amuse me.
I want to know three things about you

 

[PICK3]

I'm knot gonna encourage you to fuck off at work

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

2nd

 

[billfred]

3 real things or 3 lies?

 

[machine23]

Will someone close this thread.. I'm a psychic and I can tell you right now this thread is going to be a bust.

 

[penny]

3 real things or 3 lies?

Whatever

 

[PICK3]

1) I'm str8

 

[penny]

Tell me something new PICK3

 

[PICK3]

Tell me something new PICK3

I have a dental appt in the morning

 

[billfred]

I have the flu
My best bud had a heart attack last night - same age
I am heading to the mountains

 

[penny]

I have the flu
My best bud had a heart attack last night - same age
I am heading to the mountains

That sucks about your buddy. Sorry to hear that.
The fresh mountain air should help clear up the flu. Hope you feel better

 

[PICK3]

I have the flu

*cough* complications of AIDS *cough*

 

[penny]

I have a dental appt in the morning

You have a cavity that needs filled?

 

[SpyWizard]

the only time i've smoke was when i was a cop in the USAF, used to blaze on post.
When i go into a strip club i know i can have sexually any woman in there
I've faked orgasm so that i could get some sleep.

 

[PICK3]

You have a cavity that needs filled?

Et tu, penny?

 

[PICK3]

the only time i've smoke was when i was a cop in the USAF

did you have fun cleaning dog cages at Lackland?

 

[penny]

Et tu, penny?

Duo

 

[Strongb0w]

Dp

 

[penny]

When i go into a strip club i know i can have sexually any woman in there
Are you well endowed or what?

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

lulz

He clearly has a 10 in cawck

I just dropped a deuce
Followed that with some Panda
Downed a Shake after that

 

[ceo]

I'm eating a sammich
Strongbow made it for me
while wearing a skirt

 

[Strongb0w]

I'm eating a sammich
Strongbow made it for me
while wearing a skirt

I never wore no skirt nugga and any sammiches I make are for me.

 

[penny]

I never wore no skirt nugga and any sammiches I make are for me.

That's not what I heard

 

[Strongb0w]

That's not what I heard

I'll make a sammich out of you

 

[penny]

I'll make a sammich out of you

Go ahead and eat me then

 

[assgets10]

I don't want to stick my balls in it.

 

[miplank]

lulz

He clearly has a 10 in cawck

I just dropped a deuce
Followed that with some Panda
Downed a Shake after that

Lol, This nasty ass fucker didn't even wash his hands.

 

[Strongb0w]

Go ahead and eat me then

I will

 

[RADAR]

Not sure to lie or tell the truth,,,,decisions

 

[Strongbow]

This strongbow imposter is getting out of hand.

 

[zwhit]

This strongbow imposter is getting out of hand.

ololol. he giving you a run for your money bro?

 

[wootoom]

lie to you? im a homosexual