letter to marine from cheating girlfriend

[Phaded]

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky,

Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

 

[chefbone]

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky,

Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

That f'n rulz. He's a good borly!!!!

 

[gotmilk]

Classic....

He should have sent naked pics of Afghanis too

 

[sigweed]

i see you read entensity too

 

[Lestat]

pwned her

 

[Snypr]

yeah, baby

 

[Sub-Zero]

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky,

Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

hahha that was awsome.

i wonder if it really happened

 

[Sub-Zero]

ur aim profile is funny shit, phaded

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Nah, the the pics he sent were phony. There were no other girls.
He was planning on marring this girl, having kinds, white picket.....all that,
but sent the pics to make himself seem like less of a bitch ass trick.

 

[bran987]

He must be friends with Davey!!!!!!!1

 

[Phaded]

i see you read entensity too

ya i introduced you to the site if you dont remember

 

[jnevin]

That was from an old MASH episode.

 

[seizer]

A mans man for sure. Good stuff.

 

[Sub-Zero]

A mans man for sure. Good stuff.

?

 

[slat1]

Thats good stuff

 

[seizer]

?

As in, he did what a true man would have done in that situation. He pwned that bitch right back, wasabi style.

 

[Sub-Zero]

As in, he did what a true man would have done in that situation. He pwned that bitch right back, wasabi style.

?

 

[muscleup]

man that was great

 

[buffer1]

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky,

Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

Right on one for the bro,s and the Marines

 

[Tiervexx]

LOL, best come back ever.

But you have to admit it is impressive that she actually admited to cheating.

 

[sigweed]

ya i introduced you to the site if you dont remember

really?
im not sure if you're sarcastic or not, but thanks if you did, some pretty jokes stuff on there

 

[Phaded]

ya i'm pretty sure i did.. if you started frequenting it in the past year than yes i did introduce you to it on a thread ...

 

[Becoming]

LOL, best come back ever.

But you have to admit it is impressive that she actually admited to cheating.

funny story.

but yeah, no broad would ever admit that shit.

 

[bw1]

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky,

Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

LMFAO! Classic