Lets talk relationships...

[Drunken_Weasel]

This question applies to anyone currently in a relationship, or who have been in one recently...

Where/how did you meet your current partner/spouse?

 

[ExtermiN8r]

Met her my senior year of HS. Been together 1 yr. 3 months... longest relationship for me so far.

 

[Necrophagia]

I met my ex through friends. She came out to AZ to hang with them a few weeks, met me, and moved here. 2 years later she up and left

Here's how it happened. She was hangin' out at my bud and his girls place, and I came over. We started talkin' and she worked at GNC, so she had an iffinity for guys who lifted. I took her back to her hotel. We stopped and got drunk, went to my place, and stayed there for 3 days screwing and drinkin'.


She decided to transfer her job to AZ about 2 months later and moved here. 5 months after that we moved in. Lived together year and a half. She went home to MI for turkey day. Was supposed to be there a week, ended up there for 3 weeks. Came back was a bitch. After being back bitching for a month and not putting out we had an arguement. Made up, cool. Go to work. Come home, all her shits gone and she flew back home.


Not sure if that helps ya any, but feel better letting it out.

 

[Bigsatan13]

She's from the hood. She started stalking me and even dated some of my friends so she could get close to me. Then once we got to know each other we hit it off. Bitch planned the whole thing now that I think of it. She got the bonus plan anyway!

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

keep em comin please

my one and only gf ive ever had was met online...

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

my friend tried taking this girl out a few times,but when she met me,it was over for him.3 years later,still very much pussy whipped.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

You guys make it sound so easy...

 

[Bigsatan13]

It's all about the confidence!

 

[WODIN]

I was my wifes tutor in Buis. Law.

 

[Bigsatan13]

You guys make it sound so easy...

It's a piece of cake. Let me help you. Find your local chapter of the Trench Coat Mafia. They have plenty of hot chicks hanging around. Chicks that like pale guys who have access to guns and might be doing 25 to life in the near future. This will be a shoe-in for you.

 

[vixenbabe]

College!

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

It's a piece of cake. Let me help you. Find your local chapter of the Trench Coat Mafia. They have plenty of hot chicks hanging around. Chicks that like pale guys who have access to guns and might be doing 25 to life in the near future. This will be a shoe-in for you.

lmao... a comedian are you? I don't have access to guns, and don't plan on doing any time in prison.. maybe for drugs, but definately not killing, or anything of that nature.

 

[Zander1983]

Asked girl A - who I was chasing - around for Christmas drinks. She brought a friend, girl B.

A massive love triangle and 18 months later, and I end up with girl B. It was quite an impressive story, but way too long and juicy to tell.

We've been together for 8 months and are very much one. We plan to marry

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Asked girl A - who I was chasing - around for Christmas drinks. She brought a friend, girl B.

A massive love triangle and 18 months later, and I end up with girl B. It was quite an impressive story, but way too long and juicy to tell.

We've been together for 8 months and are very much one. We plan to marry

Sounds like quite a story, glad you two are happy.

keep em' comin'.

 

[Digger Dan]

Met my ex-wife when I was 16 years old (I'm 26 now). We were both lifeguards at the local pool. Had our first child by 18. Second by 20. And third by 21. We grew up and apart. After ten years and 3 children I realised I loved her for what we HAD together and not for who she was. Meaning I loved the whole family, house, car, truck, nuclear family thing. 3 months ago she ended it the most fucked up horrible way by betraying our marriage.

Since then I've met a 21 year old hottie with a good head on her shoulders. We have been coworkers for almost 2 years. She had a boyfriend up until about a month ago. Left him to gain her independence. It's a beautiful thing!

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

bump

 

[Taps]

Last serious relationship for me was about 4 years ago. We were really good friends for a long time, and somehow we ended up getting together. What's most odd, is that we were roommates at the time. lol

Most people meet someone, start dating, get to really like them, and then move in together. We kinda did things backwards.

It was kinda weird for a bit. The relationship just sort of happened out of the blue, and caught us both off gaurd. Not to mention our friends and families. lol

Anyway, we were together for about 5 months or so, then she went nuts and moved across the country for school. Havn't seen or spoken to her since.

I miss her friendship from time to time, but I don't bear her any ill will. From what I hear, she's happy and enjoying her life. I wish her well.

 

[got big?]

Taps those last words are spoken like a true man. I'm impressed. Quite pissed over a recent breakup and dont quite feel the same haha, but i feel better reading that.

 

[Taps]

Taps those last words are spoken like a true man. I'm impressed. Quite pissed over a recent breakup and dont quite feel the same haha, but i feel better reading that.

Thanks, man. One thing to keep in mind, is that no matter how badly things ended, the two of you really meant something to one another -- even for a short period of time. The good memories almost always outweigh the bad. Besides, it's a lot easier to move on when you can not only forgive the other person, but can also wish them the best in life.

 

[DrBones]

Got out of a 2 year + relationship in October...
Met her through my sister... We hit it off and headed down the path where if we spent any more time together we would have wound up getting married... who knows.. maybe in the future..

We were young and decided we needed to experience other things before we got older... so thats what Im doing...

Seen about 6-8 girls since... Usually either meet through friends or... gasp... at a bar.... Bar chicks suck ass in my opinion...

If you search for any of my threads in the chat board a lot of them are vents about females written by yours truly...

One of them had me pretty fucked up in the head... but this board honestly helped clear up my head...

Thanks

 

[JDarty6173]

Was in line to get into a club here in Alabama where "Girls Gone Wild" was filming that nite.. Well they were only letting guys in if they had a hot girl with them.. So I ditched my buds for a little while and went and found this really hot girl near the front of the line and asked her if we could hook up so I could get in.. Well that was back in November and we are still together......

 

[Puddles]

I met my husband when he came to my father's restaurant on his 18th birthday and I served him his drinks. I was 15 and a junior in h.s. at the time and wound up dating his friend for a year. I liked hubby as a friend for a long time and the feelings grew deper. The day after Vallentine's day I told him how I felt about him. The feeling was mutual and we've been together ever since...that was 19 yrs. ago.

 

[Bigsatan13]

lmao... a comedian are you? I don't have access to guns, and don't plan on doing any time in prison.. maybe for drugs, but definately not killing, or anything of that nature.

Come-on! Chicks love prisoners! Go to any prison on any visiting day and you will see a line out the door! I feel you are missing out on a good opportunity! They realy go nuts for serial killers, have you thought about that avenue?

BTW thanks for the pics on the other thread.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Come-on! Chicks love prisoners! Go to any prison on any visiting day and you will see a line out the door! I feel you are missing out on a good opportunity! They realy go nuts for serial killers, have you thought about that avenue?

BTW thanks for the pics on the other thread.

I'm too soft at heart to kill anyone other than myself.

np on the pics.. im actually using one of them now

 

[Ceebs]

I met him in a park while walking my dog. I was extremely bitter from a breakup and didn't want a relationship at the time, and he'd just moved to the area and didn't want to be "tied down", so we were fuckbuddies of the fuckbuddiest degree at first. Eventually it grew into something much greater than sex. Still blows my mind when I think about it - we always got along well, but I never expected it to become what it has.

Sometimes urban relationship myths come true.

 

[Bigsatan13]

OK scrap the serial killer thing for now. Try a fake cast! Women are suckers for a hurt male, they cant say no. Or you could get a puppy , they love that shit too. Like Ceebs said, they are great conversation starters.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

keep em comin! don't know why I like reading these so much.. but for some reason.. I do.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

OK scrap the serial killer thing for now. Try a fake cast! Women are suckers for a hurt male, they cant say no. Or you could get a puppy , they love that shit too. Like Ceebs said, they are great conversation starters.

oooor...

I could just be me.. and learn to approach and talk to the ladies...


or not.

no fake casts, no dogs, no killing, no faking... I'm me...

 

[Bigsatan13]

oooor...

I could just be me.. and learn to approach and talk to the ladies...

Son, that doesn't appear to be working for you. You have to go back to the drawing board! I'm out of ideas here! You may have to find your true identity.

Didn't Nav give you some advice, or someone some advice about opening a conversation with the female body type? It was in a thread about conversing with the ladies. Look it up, he nailed it right on the head.

 

[grlpwrd]

We met in college 16 years ago on his birthday. He had a friend that I liked, but my attraction steered more towards my now-husband. Just goes to show you romance can blossom out of the blue.

Then again I pursued him. Never in my life have I had to pursue someone, but he was worth it. It may just be true that women like a challenge.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

bump

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

^

 

[Bigsatan13]

Let me ask you something. Beside the internet have you tried any of the suggested methods of meeting women?

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Let me ask you something. Beside the internet have you tried any of the suggested methods of meeting women?

Nope.. im horrible at noticing signs.. only time I noticed any signs of anyone liking me.. was while I had a "gf". I havent noticed anything since, and have no approached anyone for that reason.. although, If I notice, I will jump at it now.. I am feeling very confident as of lately.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Ok, since I'm here to help, even though you haven't found my methods to your liking, I'll give it another shot. Find your local Al-Anon chapter and see where they have their meetings. Here you will find a smorgasbord of Co-Dependant women who are looking for the "Daddy" that was never there for them. That's right, you could be her Daddy. Picture all the things she will be willing to do for you in order for your approval Daddy! She might get pissed if you drink around her but think about, she's used to it! Let me know how this works for you.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

no approached anyone for that reason.. although, If I notice, I will jump at it now..

don't expect them to approach you,it does'nt happen unless your enrique infaglios.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Ok, since I'm here to help, even though you haven't found my methods to your liking, I'll give it another shot. Find your local Al-Anon chapter and see where they have their meetings. Here you will find a smorgasbord of Co-Dependant women who are looking for the "Daddy" that was never there for them. That's right, you could be her Daddy. Picture all the things she will be willing to do for you in order for your approval Daddy! She might get pissed if you drink around her but think about, she's used to it! Let me know how this works for you.

All of your method's are not to my liking... such as this one, is morally wrong because I would be taking advantage of young women. I don't need methods, I need what I am gaining currently, which is self confidence.

don't expect them to approach you,it does'nt happen unless your enrique infaglios.

I didn't mean that, but women do give signs that they are interested, I have seen them before, although they are hard to see... I havent noticed even the slightest recently though. I will not approach someone I find attractive unless they show a sign of interest.

 

[Bigsatan13]

All of your method's are not to my liking... such as this one, is morally wrong because I would be taking advantage of young women. I don't need methods, I need what I am gaining currently, which is self confidence.
.

Moraly wrong? That's an ugly way of putting it. You are not taking advantage of her, you are giving her the one thing that she longs for. In turn you are benefitting from her willingness to please. It's give and take. Wake up white boy this what relationships are about. We'll have to continue these sessions when I get back, I'll tell you though, you're not giving me much to work with here. Confidence, sure you need that for any of my methods. You need some courage. Facing your fears to overcome them.

 

[nicknot]

college

 

[bmit]

I just ended a relationship today. She's a stripper but was so hot I looked past that. Tan, long golden blonde hair, big blue eyes with long eyelashes, an amazing body with big fake tits. We were together for a grand total of 12 hours.
But during our relationship consumated, at a motel last nighty, I beat her guts in doggy style and put her legs so far behind her head I almost snapped her in half. I'll miss her. I think her name was Elizabeth.
I told the girl I'm dating right now about what I did last night, but I'm such a sarcastic bastard all the time that she thought I was just kidding around. But I told her I fucked a stripper last night and my conscience is clean. 3 girls in 3 weeks, hehe, bmit is very good.
As an aside the only girlfriend I treated good was the only girl that didn't want to be with me. At 23 I learned everything I need to know about women. Actually now at 26 I've learned that women now seem more attracted to wealth than muscles.

 

[EvolvingNeophyte]

I met my super smokin', super intelligent, bi Indian gf at a party 2 1/2 years ago. She walked into the backyard where I happen to be playing horseshoes. As soon as she walked out I said, to no one in particular, "she's a piece of art" not knowing her friend was within earshot = big bonus points. I was too nervous to talk to her so I kept playing horseshoes. While trying to figure out what to say to her, my drunken ass launched a horseshoe about 20 feet too far....hit her right in the foot. Messed her up pretty good. And the rest, they say, is...you know.

 

[Taps]

I met my super smokin', super intelligent, bi Indian gf at a party 2 1/2 years ago. She walked into the backyard where I happen to be playing horseshoes. As soon as she walked out I said, to no one in particular, "she's a piece of art" not knowing her friend was within earshot = big bonus points. I was too nervous to talk to her so I kept playing horseshoes. While trying to figure out what to say to her, my drunken ass launched a horseshoe about 20 feet too far....hit her right in the foot. Messed her up pretty good. And the rest, they say, is...you know.

Maimed her...good work man. When they can't run away, that's half the battle.

 

[flex123]

saw my girl at a gathering/party at a friends house...We had our stares and checked each other out but niether one of ones approached each other.

Left to drop off a friend and one the way back I was excited to see her and get the balls to approach her. When I returned she was gone so I had to ask for her number from her friend. Called her the very next day but talked to her sister. I thought I was done and I didn't plan on hearing from her again, but she had caller ID so she called me back that night(b/ I didn't leave my number with her sis). And I invited her to a party I was going to......Been with her for 3 years now.


sorry if my post isn't that great...I'm a bit buzzed atm

 

[Sinistar]

drunken weasel, i have to say i like your self hatred, your hatred of the world, your nihilistic outlook, your total lack of hope, and those are just a few of your good points, but this thread is too fucking sappy man. why look at others happiness when you are miserable?

you should be trying to rain on ppl parade and be a downer. embrace that cold, heartless, bitter cynic and let him flow! the world sucks, and it hates you. act like it! play the hand fate dealt you, dont reshuffle the deck!

 

[theoak01]

Ive known my girlfirned for a few years,really liked her but she had some rich boyfriend,by the time she was single I was seeing somebody else,then she went out with a guy I was good friends with,he treated her like shit,I didnt like it called him on it and then she and I got close and thats the way it worked,over a year and 5 months later we are still here working through all kinds of shit

 

[rjl296]

at a x mas party - we got engaged , now we're not .

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

drunken weasel, i have to say i like your self hatred, your hatred of the world, your nihilistic outlook, your total lack of hope, and those are just a few of your good points, but this thread is too fucking sappy man. why look at others happiness when you are miserable?

you should be trying to rain on ppl parade and be a downer. embrace that cold, heartless, bitter cynic and let him flow! the world sucks, and it hates you. act like it! play the hand fate dealt you, dont reshuffle the deck!

I hate the hand i was handed.. and I WILL reshuffle the deck. No raining on people's parade. I was, and actually still am in the mood to read all of these... Besides that, it helps me.

 

[biteme]

Drunken Weasel I predict that you are going to get lucky and find the woman of your dreams.

 

[gettinlarger]

I've known my gf for a few years, was friends with her. We became really good friends over the past year I guess. One day she asked me if I ever thought of her than just more than a friend. I was kinda reluctant, but I figured, what the hell. It will be 6 months in a few weeks.

 

[nicknot]

I was drunk... i don´t remember very well how i met her !

let's drink to it

 

[Paulos]

Drunken, watch it and appreciate it Broly.

http://starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

DW will marry the first girl he fux

 

[Ceebs]

DW will marry the first girl he fux

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

...Unless you have a midlife crisis, realize all the potential pussy you missed out on, cheat like a madman, and it tears your marriage and family apart.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

...Unless you have a midlife crisis, realize all the potential pussy you missed out on, cheat like a madman, and it tears your marriage and family apart.

you have experience in this ceebers?