Let's play a game

[Bikini Mod]

1. My sexuall prowess is unparalled.
2. I never get angry on a chat board.
3. I have a great body
4. I'm very funny.

Clearly number 4

 

[digimon7068]

1) i'm 42 years old,
2) my wife and i had twin girls through in vitro fertilization, then had a son six years later the old fashioned way,
3) i have a masters degree
4) i look tall in pictures but i'm only 5'6".

 

[Bikini Mod]

Er let's see here.

1. I have swum with sharks in open water.
2. I have never broken a promise to anyone.
3. I have never said "I love you" to anyone.
4. I have had a warrant out for my arrest.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I am thinkin number 3.

 

[Bikini Mod]

1) i'm 42 years old,
2) my wife and i had twin girls through in vitro fertilization, then had a son six years later the old fashioned way,
3) i have a masters degree
4) i look tall in pictures but i'm only 5'6".

LOL too easy.... It is 4. I bet you are 6'2" ya bastard!

 

[digimon7068]

LOL too easy.... It is 4. I bet you are 6'2" ya bastard!

i'm terrible at games like that. . .how the hell can you tell EXACTLY how tall i am??

ps: you must spread some karma around before giving it to b-mom again

 

[LuluDeren]

I swear I was going to say number 2 as well. It was the broken bones part that clinched it. How can you break bones while sitting in an airplane?

2. John C. Reilly sat on my hand during a flight and broke several bones.

Entirely feasible. By the looks of it, he's got a hefty backside

 

[puddlemonkey]

Edit: Way too much information about me.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Number 4 - you seem too fucking responsible for that.

lolololol look about 3 posts up, he already gave us the answer.

 

[Bikini Mod]

God, what can I say here.

1. I was a sunday school teacher at the age of 14.
2. I was a gogo dancer at the age of 34.
3. I have been homeless three times in my life.
4. I no longer have a scar from an appendectomy.

Goodness I could post up so much more stuff. Where does the list end?

 

[puddlemonkey]

God, what can I say here.

1. I was a sunday school teacher at the age of 14.
2. I was a gogo dancer at the age of 34.
3. I have been homeless three times in my life.
4. I no longer have a scar from an appendectomy.

Goodness I could post up so much more stuff. Where does the list end?

2.