Lets play a game called top or bottom

[shrimp poboy]

Pick a memeber and hypothetically assume his gay roll in a relationship.

puddle_monkey-def a dominant top

Pick3-Def a submissive bottom

myway-lipstick lesbian that would do whatever her bulldike told
her

jack angel-claims to be a top but flips back and forth and really secretly prefers bottom


miplank-Loves for his wife to hit it from behind has a different strap on for every day of the week


Rnch-No brainer bottom but takes it any way he can get it

 

[rnch]

mo boy is everyone's e-bitch here!

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL at the this thread's silliness!

 

[princesa]

mo-boy def a bottom

 

[shrimp poboy]

mo-boy def a bottom

Every time me and my girl go to the sex store my gf waives that strap on around and asks when?

 

[shrimp poboy]

LOL at the this thread's silliness!

I bet BM bends grump over and violates his chocolate starfish at least once a month

 

[miplank]

wtf

 

[shrimp poboy]

wtf

Does your wife throw on a firemen uniform before she backs that azz up?

 

[rnch]

Every time me and my girl go to the sex store my gf waives that strap on around and asks too small for you?

corrected for reality

 

[shrimp poboy]

corrected for reality

On contrer mon frer i actually shudder at the thought of that thing (at any size)Going in my dumper.

 

[rnch]

On contrer mon frer i actually shudder at the thought of that thing (at any size)Going in my dumper.

u shudder.....with anticipation or sexual delight?

 

[shrimp poboy]

u shudder.....with anticipation or sexual delight?

Its nice someone finally covered a subject you REALLY excel at huh?Top or Bottom which is it ranchero?

 

[miplank]

Does your wife throw on a firemen uniform before she backs that azz up?

no, no fireman uniform

 

[shrimp poboy]

no, no fireman uniform

I heard she dress's up like shaq with a cock to match

 

[shrimp poboy]

lets go bottoms

 

[miplank]

I heard she dress's up like shaq with a cock to match

you've obviously never seen my wife...












































and you're never going to.

 

[PICK3]

Lets play a game called top or bottom

let's knot

 

[shrimp poboy]

Bump

 

[SpyWizard]

Does your wife throw on a firemen uniform before she backs that azz up?

wow, that's a lot of detail.. what to share something??

 

[shrimp poboy]

wow, that's a lot of detail.. what to share something??

LOL at these thread tags

 

[binö]

BM-aggressive top
jnevin-passive bottom

 

[BeaR]

you know how we know youre a bottom?

 

[redsamurai]

Every time me and my girl go to the sex store my gf waives that strap on around and asks when?

damn, infront of the whole store? That's pretty fuckin funny... Even if I wanted that to happen, I'd have to put a right quick check on my g/f from doing that in public...

Does she break out the horse dong attachments with it as well? Like "hey, why don't you just fist me with your whole arm and spare yourself the cash".....

 

[iggy]

rnch and his donkey

 

[redsamurai]

Igg's, I can't diffuse this bomb bro.......now what exactly is that picture above of? were you trying to do an "imbed" of a video? What the hell is about to happen in that picture?

 

[iggy]

its a picture of rnch. hes a character in clerks 2.

he has sex with a donkey during the movie.

 

[nydj66]

damn, infront of the whole store? That's pretty fuckin funny... Even if I wanted that to happen, I'd have to put a right quick check on my g/f from doing that in public...

Does she break out the horse dong attachments with it as well? Like "hey, why don't you just fist me with your whole arm and spare yourself the cash".....

ROFLMAO

My 4-year-old is wondering what the hell I'm laughing at.

 

[redsamurai]

ROFLMAO

My 4-year-old is wondering what the hell I'm laughing at.

i mean can you imagine the mortification when everyone in the store's sightline's shift "right on you"??? Talk about wanting to crawl under the carpet. You'd have to have a pretty good sense of humor to roll with that one. Somebody would get the stink eye is all I'm sayin. lol

 

[shrimp poboy]

totw right here