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the prom...where the hell do I start.....
To tell the truth, I didnt even wanna go to begin with but my gf of about a year just assumed we were going and bought her dress, her mom hooked us up with a limo, all that crap. So I went, didnt complain one bit about it either. We get there and everything is fine, for a few seconds. A limo pulls up behind us, and a girl that has been part of my group of friends for 2 years runs up and hugs all of us. My god folks if looks could kill my gf would have been a murderer. I had to hear about that for 15 minutes. Then, later, the dinner comes. Now I am not a picky eater but this was some of the worst tasting chicken I have ever had in my life. On top of that, the gf is already whining about the other girls at the prom and how they all look like whores in their dresses. (shes now my ex, but she was a bitter fat girl) So now dinner is over, and the bitch refuses to dance. She "just didnt feel like dancing tonight" So after farting around with my friends for about a half an hour, the one girl comes up and asks me to dance. I walked right up to the gf and asked her if it was cool, and she says "yeah, im sorry about before too, i was being a bitch" So about 10 min later im all done, and my gf is nowhere to be seen. I sat down, bullshitting with one of my friends, who was sick as a dog that night, he was also the bf of the girl I was dancing with, by the way. So a little while goes by, and her friend comes storming into the room telling me what an asshole I am for making her cry like I did and being such a jerk. ?!?!
Me being the pussy that I was with girls at the time, was dumb enough to walk over and apologize, and I continued to kiss her ass for a while. Now the prom is beginning to wind down, and one guy, who has been with his girl since freshman year, proposed to his girl in front of all of us. I think they were king and queen for that matter, too. Anyway, my gf looks at me and says "that would be so cool if that happened to me" and I brushed it off, pretending I didnt hear it. Well shit, ill be damned if on the ride home she didnt turn into a cunt about that too. Literally screaming at me for not proposing to her. I couldnt take this anymore......She wanted to go to great america the next day so she refused to go on the cruise(our school did the michigan cruise too argent, i think they all do)so I didnt get to do that.
That is the story of my prom. That girl also fucked me up for life....shes the only person I really hold a grudge against, I laugh cuz she works out at my gym....were both about 60 pounds heavier than in high school, but she looks like a shorter, fatter king kong bundy and I am in the best condition in my life. ha ha karmas a bitch aint it? My wife hates her too cuz she still occasionally calls or tries to hook up. God I hate that douchebag.
To tell the truth, I didnt even wanna go to begin with but my gf of about a year just assumed we were going and bought her dress, her mom hooked us up with a limo, all that crap. So I went, didnt complain one bit about it either. We get there and everything is fine, for a few seconds. A limo pulls up behind us, and a girl that has been part of my group of friends for 2 years runs up and hugs all of us. My god folks if looks could kill my gf would have been a murderer. I had to hear about that for 15 minutes. Then, later, the dinner comes. Now I am not a picky eater but this was some of the worst tasting chicken I have ever had in my life. On top of that, the gf is already whining about the other girls at the prom and how they all look like whores in their dresses. (shes now my ex, but she was a bitter fat girl) So now dinner is over, and the bitch refuses to dance. She "just didnt feel like dancing tonight" So after farting around with my friends for about a half an hour, the one girl comes up and asks me to dance. I walked right up to the gf and asked her if it was cool, and she says "yeah, im sorry about before too, i was being a bitch" So about 10 min later im all done, and my gf is nowhere to be seen. I sat down, bullshitting with one of my friends, who was sick as a dog that night, he was also the bf of the girl I was dancing with, by the way. So a little while goes by, and her friend comes storming into the room telling me what an asshole I am for making her cry like I did and being such a jerk. ?!?!
Me being the pussy that I was with girls at the time, was dumb enough to walk over and apologize, and I continued to kiss her ass for a while. Now the prom is beginning to wind down, and one guy, who has been with his girl since freshman year, proposed to his girl in front of all of us. I think they were king and queen for that matter, too. Anyway, my gf looks at me and says "that would be so cool if that happened to me" and I brushed it off, pretending I didnt hear it. Well shit, ill be damned if on the ride home she didnt turn into a cunt about that too. Literally screaming at me for not proposing to her. I couldnt take this anymore......She wanted to go to great america the next day so she refused to go on the cruise(our school did the michigan cruise too argent, i think they all do)so I didnt get to do that.
That is the story of my prom. That girl also fucked me up for life....shes the only person I really hold a grudge against, I laugh cuz she works out at my gym....were both about 60 pounds heavier than in high school, but she looks like a shorter, fatter king kong bundy and I am in the best condition in my life. ha ha karmas a bitch aint it? My wife hates her too cuz she still occasionally calls or tries to hook up. God I hate that douchebag.
. Since one of them grew up around here and his mom still lives in Apopka, they picked our contillion to perform at. The girls flocked all over them and us guys were in the corner talking shit about them (jealous of course)
