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big_bad_buff
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from the young and old(if you can remember that far back lol) how was yours? i want to hear some from some old folks. wodin, why dont you go ahead and start it off!
Let's Hear Some Prom Stories!!!!
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My date's birthday was the day after prom... her parents decided to surprise her and come to our hotel room to bring her breakfast the next morning.... bad idea.. .there was alcohol everywhere, and I was in a bed with their daughter, naked. I didn't see her again for about a month.
Zander1983
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We call them "formals" here in Australia, and aside from my own, I went to quite a few with girls from other schools...
At one of them, I was so drunk that I let a girl completely demolish my neck with some of the biggest love bites you've ever seen. I looked like a vacuum cleaner had been sucking on my neck. The BRUISING was visible for a week. People got a good laugh out of it, but you've got to love battle scars.
At one of them, I was so drunk that I let a girl completely demolish my neck with some of the biggest love bites you've ever seen. I looked like a vacuum cleaner had been sucking on my neck. The BRUISING was visible for a week. People got a good laugh out of it, but you've got to love battle scars.
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Baoh
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Never went. I was quite the loser. Still am, sort of.
gettinlarger
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ZKaudio said:
LoL. REALLY stupid parents ...
big_bad_buff
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ZKaudio said:
what did they expect
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DcupSheepNipples
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Retro Dcup!
Her Three Orafices in the backseat!
Enough Said!
Her Three Orafices in the backseat!
Enough Said!
big_bad_buff
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argent said:
damn, now that sounds like a night
p0ink
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broke up with my gf 3 weeks before the prom, but was still fucking around with her, while i was fucking around with 2 other freshmen girls.
well, after getting some ass, i have a tendency to say stupid things. while laying there, after blowing some serious white ropes of jizzm, i told my ex i still wanted to go to the prom with her.
when i rode home, i just wanted to drive my car off of a cliff for being that fucking stupid. god, i couldnt believe i asked her that...i was sooo pissed at myself.
well, she bought a dress and shit, so i was sort of locked in to going. well, she knew this and decided to be a total fucking bitch to me day after day. she even dumped all of my stuff out of locker, and she just left it there for 3 periods before i found out. EVERY chance she got, she yelled at me for something.
well, i was fooling around with this freshmen girl 2 days after me and my ex broke up. she was kinda cool, but turned out to be very weird; she started telling people i was her boyfriend, was calling me 10 times a day, interrogating me, etc. i got fed up with her shit real quick, and started hanging out with one of her friends, who i was also hooking up with.
well, 2 days before the prom, my ex-gf did something to really piss me off, so i told her to get fucked and said she was not coming with me to the prom (even though she already bought a dress). to complicate things even more, the strange girl i was hooking up with found out, and assumed she was going and began to tell everyone.
well, not only did i uninvite my ex 2 days before the prom, i told the strange girl that i was bringing her friend instead of her.
wow, the fireworks that day. i had 2 girls wanting to kill me, especially my ex. when i got home from work, my mom blasted me out of the water for what i did (my ex and my mom were really close...still kinda are...kill me, please).
i think that was one of the most asshole'ish things i have ever done.
well, after getting some ass, i have a tendency to say stupid things. while laying there, after blowing some serious white ropes of jizzm, i told my ex i still wanted to go to the prom with her.
when i rode home, i just wanted to drive my car off of a cliff for being that fucking stupid. god, i couldnt believe i asked her that...i was sooo pissed at myself.
well, she bought a dress and shit, so i was sort of locked in to going. well, she knew this and decided to be a total fucking bitch to me day after day. she even dumped all of my stuff out of locker, and she just left it there for 3 periods before i found out. EVERY chance she got, she yelled at me for something.
well, i was fooling around with this freshmen girl 2 days after me and my ex broke up. she was kinda cool, but turned out to be very weird; she started telling people i was her boyfriend, was calling me 10 times a day, interrogating me, etc. i got fed up with her shit real quick, and started hanging out with one of her friends, who i was also hooking up with.
well, 2 days before the prom, my ex-gf did something to really piss me off, so i told her to get fucked and said she was not coming with me to the prom (even though she already bought a dress). to complicate things even more, the strange girl i was hooking up with found out, and assumed she was going and began to tell everyone.
well, not only did i uninvite my ex 2 days before the prom, i told the strange girl that i was bringing her friend instead of her.
wow, the fireworks that day. i had 2 girls wanting to kill me, especially my ex. when i got home from work, my mom blasted me out of the water for what i did (my ex and my mom were really close...still kinda are...kill me, please).
i think that was one of the most asshole'ish things i have ever done.
Zander1983
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p0ink said:
You manwhore
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Baoh
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p0ink said:
Damn. The universe is really going to have it out for you, man.
The Eugenius
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I smoked some herb out of a soda can in my backyard, ate an obscene amount of food afterwards while listening to music, and passed out a few hours later.
Big Johnson
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Between the tux, flowers, dinner, and pictures, I spent $250 and didn't get laid.
I never had bf's in the spring in HS. My entire life was school and synchronized swimming....so I wanted to go to prom with a bunch of my girlfriends. I figured I'd have a lot more fun in that situation than I would going with some guy I wasn't that into.
Anyhow I spent a fortune (or my dad did would be more accurate) and the ngiht before prom, my gf's called and told me they weren't going. I was a total sobbing disaster. So my dad ended up calling my best childhood friend (he's named after my dad and we have lots of pics together in my baby book). Anyhow, I'd had a little crush on that guy since I was about 5 so it was dreamy other than the fact that he had a gf.
We didn't kiss or mess around or anything. I had an awesome time though.....but I was sort of secrectly a little bummed that he didn't seem more interested. A few years later he admitted that it took everything he had not to do anything with me that night. So we ended up making out, decided that was just too weird after 21 years of friendship, and now we're just buds.
Anyhow I spent a fortune (or my dad did would be more accurate) and the ngiht before prom, my gf's called and told me they weren't going. I was a total sobbing disaster. So my dad ended up calling my best childhood friend (he's named after my dad and we have lots of pics together in my baby book). Anyhow, I'd had a little crush on that guy since I was about 5 so it was dreamy other than the fact that he had a gf.
We didn't kiss or mess around or anything. I had an awesome time though.....but I was sort of secrectly a little bummed that he didn't seem more interested. A few years later he admitted that it took everything he had not to do anything with me that night. So we ended up making out, decided that was just too weird after 21 years of friendship, and now we're just buds.
the prom...where the hell do I start.....
To tell the truth, I didnt even wanna go to begin with but my gf of about a year just assumed we were going and bought her dress, her mom hooked us up with a limo, all that crap. So I went, didnt complain one bit about it either. We get there and everything is fine, for a few seconds. A limo pulls up behind us, and a girl that has been part of my group of friends for 2 years runs up and hugs all of us. My god folks if looks could kill my gf would have been a murderer. I had to hear about that for 15 minutes. Then, later, the dinner comes. Now I am not a picky eater but this was some of the worst tasting chicken I have ever had in my life. On top of that, the gf is already whining about the other girls at the prom and how they all look like whores in their dresses. (shes now my ex, but she was a bitter fat girl) So now dinner is over, and the bitch refuses to dance. She "just didnt feel like dancing tonight" So after farting around with my friends for about a half an hour, the one girl comes up and asks me to dance. I walked right up to the gf and asked her if it was cool, and she says "yeah, im sorry about before too, i was being a bitch" So about 10 min later im all done, and my gf is nowhere to be seen. I sat down, bullshitting with one of my friends, who was sick as a dog that night, he was also the bf of the girl I was dancing with, by the way. So a little while goes by, and her friend comes storming into the room telling me what an asshole I am for making her cry like I did and being such a jerk. ?!?!
Me being the pussy that I was with girls at the time, was dumb enough to walk over and apologize, and I continued to kiss her ass for a while. Now the prom is beginning to wind down, and one guy, who has been with his girl since freshman year, proposed to his girl in front of all of us. I think they were king and queen for that matter, too. Anyway, my gf looks at me and says "that would be so cool if that happened to me" and I brushed it off, pretending I didnt hear it. Well shit, ill be damned if on the ride home she didnt turn into a cunt about that too. Literally screaming at me for not proposing to her. I couldnt take this anymore......She wanted to go to great america the next day so she refused to go on the cruise(our school did the michigan cruise too argent, i think they all do)so I didnt get to do that.
That is the story of my prom. That girl also fucked me up for life....shes the only person I really hold a grudge against, I laugh cuz she works out at my gym....were both about 60 pounds heavier than in high school, but she looks like a shorter, fatter king kong bundy and I am in the best condition in my life. ha ha karmas a bitch aint it? My wife hates her too cuz she still occasionally calls or tries to hook up. God I hate that douchebag.
To tell the truth, I didnt even wanna go to begin with but my gf of about a year just assumed we were going and bought her dress, her mom hooked us up with a limo, all that crap. So I went, didnt complain one bit about it either. We get there and everything is fine, for a few seconds. A limo pulls up behind us, and a girl that has been part of my group of friends for 2 years runs up and hugs all of us. My god folks if looks could kill my gf would have been a murderer. I had to hear about that for 15 minutes. Then, later, the dinner comes. Now I am not a picky eater but this was some of the worst tasting chicken I have ever had in my life. On top of that, the gf is already whining about the other girls at the prom and how they all look like whores in their dresses. (shes now my ex, but she was a bitter fat girl) So now dinner is over, and the bitch refuses to dance. She "just didnt feel like dancing tonight" So after farting around with my friends for about a half an hour, the one girl comes up and asks me to dance. I walked right up to the gf and asked her if it was cool, and she says "yeah, im sorry about before too, i was being a bitch" So about 10 min later im all done, and my gf is nowhere to be seen. I sat down, bullshitting with one of my friends, who was sick as a dog that night, he was also the bf of the girl I was dancing with, by the way. So a little while goes by, and her friend comes storming into the room telling me what an asshole I am for making her cry like I did and being such a jerk. ?!?!
Me being the pussy that I was with girls at the time, was dumb enough to walk over and apologize, and I continued to kiss her ass for a while. Now the prom is beginning to wind down, and one guy, who has been with his girl since freshman year, proposed to his girl in front of all of us. I think they were king and queen for that matter, too. Anyway, my gf looks at me and says "that would be so cool if that happened to me" and I brushed it off, pretending I didnt hear it. Well shit, ill be damned if on the ride home she didnt turn into a cunt about that too. Literally screaming at me for not proposing to her. I couldnt take this anymore......She wanted to go to great america the next day so she refused to go on the cruise(our school did the michigan cruise too argent, i think they all do)so I didnt get to do that.
That is the story of my prom. That girl also fucked me up for life....shes the only person I really hold a grudge against, I laugh cuz she works out at my gym....were both about 60 pounds heavier than in high school, but she looks like a shorter, fatter king kong bundy and I am in the best condition in my life. ha ha karmas a bitch aint it? My wife hates her too cuz she still occasionally calls or tries to hook up. God I hate that douchebag.
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Baoh
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NAWFkappy said:
Damn. Isn't it cute when your wife hates other chicks, though?
lol
Stangfriik
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Apopka's middle school still has contillions. When I went to mine, they had this teen group who were just getting started. The Backstreet Boys 
. Since one of them grew up around here and his mom still lives in Apopka, they picked our contillion to perform at. The girls flocked all over them and us guys were in the corner talking shit about them (jealous of course)
. Since one of them grew up around here and his mom still lives in Apopka, they picked our contillion to perform at. The girls flocked all over them and us guys were in the corner talking shit about them (jealous of course)
MrMakaveli
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Ok here goes..
I had just staretd dating my ex and we went with a group of her friends. Thing is I also had this crazy bitch stalking me (calling me 14 times a day, riding by my house and just staring, writing me letters describing what she wanted to do to me and putting them on my car). So we go to dinner and this crazy bitch calls me 4 times which pisses my g/f off big time.
After dinner we went to Woody's (Golf Course) to play mini-golf. We also went with a sophmore couple and were supposed to meet them at the dance at 9 (it was 10 after dinner). So this sophmore guy shows up at the golf course and proceeds to punch my friend, breaking his nose b/c no-one had answered his phone calls. After dealing with the cops and all this bull shit we goto the dance.
I never once dance with my girlfriend b/c her bitchy friend created scene when her date wouldnt dance with her and refused to leave a table we were sitting at. My girlfrined beiing the girls best friend couldnt leave either. So we goto after-prom where my psycho bitch shows up and tries to beat the hell out of my ex-girlfriend before this fat-girl slaps the psycho bitch across the face and the girl runs away crying.
.....Junior year, good times, good times.
I had just staretd dating my ex and we went with a group of her friends. Thing is I also had this crazy bitch stalking me (calling me 14 times a day, riding by my house and just staring, writing me letters describing what she wanted to do to me and putting them on my car). So we go to dinner and this crazy bitch calls me 4 times which pisses my g/f off big time.
After dinner we went to Woody's (Golf Course) to play mini-golf. We also went with a sophmore couple and were supposed to meet them at the dance at 9 (it was 10 after dinner). So this sophmore guy shows up at the golf course and proceeds to punch my friend, breaking his nose b/c no-one had answered his phone calls. After dealing with the cops and all this bull shit we goto the dance.
I never once dance with my girlfriend b/c her bitchy friend created scene when her date wouldnt dance with her and refused to leave a table we were sitting at. My girlfrined beiing the girls best friend couldnt leave either. So we goto after-prom where my psycho bitch shows up and tries to beat the hell out of my ex-girlfriend before this fat-girl slaps the psycho bitch across the face and the girl runs away crying.
.....Junior year, good times, good times.
theoak01
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I have senior prom this year but went last year also,and it sucked,didnt get to goto dinner because my girlfriends crazy bitch mother insists on pictures,and wont let us go anywhere without taking pictures,and she doenst even do it right,every picture I am half out of,and its because she hates me. then we get to prom,dinner was shite,the veggies tasted like they had been picked and cooked with no cleaning. the music sucked ass so we left early,grabbed taco bell because we were starving then went to after prom.
this year no dinner at prom so I best fucking get to go to dinner before or I will kill her cunt mother,or atleast kneecap the bitch. then after we are going camping,getting thrashed and then I get up and play rugby sat. one week today until prom woo hoo
this year no dinner at prom so I best fucking get to go to dinner before or I will kill her cunt mother,or atleast kneecap the bitch. then after we are going camping,getting thrashed and then I get up and play rugby sat. one week today until prom woo hoo
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DBCooper
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Mine was normal, and my best friend now invited a girl that had a crush on him-told her to get the best dress because he would be picking her up in a limo and then out to eat etc afterwards, then never picked her up and when she called that night to see why he was late he laughed at her and said he never intended to take her it was all a joke- one of the cruelest things I've ever seen, and would not be suprised if she is secretly planning an untimely death.
big_bad_buff
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MrMakaveli said:
sounds like a prom straight out of harlem wtf. you should have dropped all of them and hungout with jack and jim lol
flexygrl
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My turn, my turn!!!
I didn't go to my senior prom but I went to my Junior prom. I was dating a 24 year old Marine. I was 17. We were dating for about a month a still hadn't really kissed.
Anyway, I asked him to go to the prom with me and to my surprise he said yes. He was probably the oldest guy there, besided the teachers it was soooo funny. I wore this really classic red satin dress. It was nice.
He didn't really want to dance but wound up dancing after he saw that I was not going to just sit around.
Afterwards he took me back to my house to change. We then went "parking". That was the night of my first REAL kiss!! It was sooooo special. I'll never forget it. Oh, and I also got felt up! LOL!! But NOTHING else!!!!!
Then for my senior prom I was still with him but he was overseas on duty. I was so depressed that I didn't want to go. I remeber trying on a gown, just because and feeling so sad that I had no one to go with.
He turned out to be a real jerk, but it was still fun!
I didn't go to my senior prom but I went to my Junior prom. I was dating a 24 year old Marine. I was 17. We were dating for about a month a still hadn't really kissed.
Anyway, I asked him to go to the prom with me and to my surprise he said yes. He was probably the oldest guy there, besided the teachers it was soooo funny. I wore this really classic red satin dress. It was nice.
He didn't really want to dance but wound up dancing after he saw that I was not going to just sit around.
Afterwards he took me back to my house to change. We then went "parking". That was the night of my first REAL kiss!! It was sooooo special. I'll never forget it. Oh, and I also got felt up! LOL!! But NOTHING else!!!!!
Then for my senior prom I was still with him but he was overseas on duty. I was so depressed that I didn't want to go. I remeber trying on a gown, just because and feeling so sad that I had no one to go with.
He turned out to be a real jerk, but it was still fun!
big_bad_buff
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flexygrl said:
to your suprise? what else does a military nook have to do in a military town?
if i ever have a daughter she will know to stay clear of military guys, grant that.
big_bad_buff
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flexygrl said:
ah....yeah my sister started dating a marine after i warned her 500 times about how 99.9% of them are. they went out for about 2 months, she liked him a lot. he lied to her saying he did too. then a week later he requested to be shipped out of state.
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DBCooper said:
If he were my best friend, or any friend of mine, I'd have removed his testicles with great swiftness. Then he would not be my friend anymore.
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