Lets do some redneck jokes........

[CASS]

If you think Nsync is somewhere you put dirty dishes.......you maybe a redneck


continue peeps............

 

[needtogetaas]

if youre name is klue,you might be a redneck.

 

[eat big]

How do you circumsize a redneck?



Kick his sister in the chin.



Hammy and Klu won't like these.

 

[hamstershaver]

racist!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

if you walk your 3rd grader to school every day, because you are in the same grade as him
you may be a redneck

 

[needtogetaas]

racist!!!!!!!!!!!

honky.

 

[GrandMaster]

what do u call 30 rednecks and an orgy?









a family reunion

 

[Tink!]

lmfao...i got nothen..but thanks for the giggle!

 

[KIAN]

You put your life savings in a mayonnaise jar and bury it in the back yard with the hopes that it will raise your property values ... you might be a redneck.

Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain ... you might be a redneck.

Your house has wheels ... you might be a redneck.

 

[CASS]

these are funny, good going bros.

 

[Sub-Zero]

if your a 13 year old who smokes around your daughter, you may be a redneck.


if your satellite dish is bigger than your house, you may be a redneck

 

[blut wump]

If you've been married four times without ever changing in-laws.

 

[Sub-Zero]

if your name is hoats spelled hotzie

 

[blut wump]

If your state has a law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

 

[Sub-Zero]

if you had to jerk off because your pig was sleeping

 

[SoKlueles]

this thread is offensive toward me

 

[Sub-Zero]

u know ur a redneck if this thread offend syou

 

[blut wump]

Just remember that there's nothing wrong with incest so long as it's kept within the family.

 

[SoKlueles]

i cant even think of a redneck joke

 

[blut wump]

this thread is offensive toward me

Worst thread ever.

 

[SoKlueles]

Worst thread ever.

i agree blunt wump

 

[redguru]

What do you get when you put 20 redneck women in the same room?


A full set of teeth.

 

[gotmilk]

Klubacca's neighbor trying to win free concert tickets to a Brad Paisley concert


http://www.rock92.com/rockpix/you might be a redneck.jpg

 

[gotmilk]

If growing up, your dad built you a tree house like this

http://www.donan.com/images/strange/Redneck-Treehouse.jpg

 

[blut wump]

Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.

 

[gotmilk]

If you have a gas grill and try to start it this way:

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/Gas Grill-thumb.jpg

 

[FISHTALES]

if the value of your car is based on how much gas is in the tank....

 

[spongebob]

omg where is the rascist police when you need them, like all the ones thats been going around here for the last 3 days screaming rascism.

where is the gerneralization policeman bluepeter.