Let The Clowns Begin

[PlateheadJim]

It's that time of the year folks. It's time for Fat Clowns seeking instant six-pack abs to invade your gym!

This is my favorite time of the year since "everybody loves a clown" after all! Please post your clown stories in this thread and share your amusement with the rest of us who could use some entertainment.

 

[starfish]

OMG.... I dread what my gym will turn into after January 1.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Yep, January 1st and 2nd means influx of fat out of shapers to the gym. Also, about the month prior to spring break people do the social 2 or 3 day a week workout trying to get buffed up.

 

[beastboy]

My gym (Powerhouse) stold 4 aerobics instructors from the all female gym down the road. They agreed to come down as long as my gym put up partitions so "guys" can't see them working out...(give me a break). Well...my gym officially sucks now. They have 2 different types of music when the aerobics are going on, and you can hear the head tramp squeeling like a bitch boy with HG Pennycock sniffing his tail. The wooo & weee's have to go. Thank goodness a Gold's gym is supposedly going in down the road. I can't handle this anymore. Time for some headphones.

 

[WODIN]

January through mid February, I am taking my camcorder to the gym.

 

[PlateheadJim]

O U T S T A N D I N G!!!!

January through mid February, I am taking my camcorder to the gym.

Just point your camera to one of "them" and ask:

Excuse me Fat ______ (Bitch or Ass) would you like to be a star? I'm looking for ugly people just like you to participate in the Body For About Two Months program and feel you would be a natural!

 

[beastboy]

They do invade, but you have to give them some credit for trying. Maybe one will change their life for the better.

 

[havoc]

They do invade, but you have to give them some credit for trying. Maybe one will change their life for the better.

see

 

[beastboy]

see

What are you trying to say?

 

[PlateheadJim]

They do invade, but you have to give them some credit for trying. Maybe one will change their life for the better.

Maybe so, but they're still pretty damn amusing!

 

[WODIN]

They do invade, but you have to give them some credit for trying. Maybe one will change their life for the better.

I always hope so, but I'm getting video of six rather large buts on elyptical machines, setting up a web site and calling it "The Elephant Walk" When you visit the site that stupid ass elephant walk music will be playing.

 

[beastboy]

I always hope so, but I'm getting video of six rather large buts on elyptical machines, setting up a web site and calling it "The Elephant Walk" When you visit the site that stupid ass elephant walk music will be playing.

lol

 

[PlateheadJim]

Get Ready! The Clowns are Comming!

It's almost Clown Time! Get your harpoon guns and head on out to the gym!

 

[PlateheadJim]

IT'S TIME

Time for the Clowns to invade my gym!

 

[njmuscle]

Yet another reason why I work out at 5 AM...very few of the New Year's types show up that early.

It will make getting my evening cardio in even more of a pain in the ass, though...dammit...

 

[Testosterone boy]

We just have to grit it out.

 

[biteme]

I've been working out at the same place for 18 years. I 've seen many come and go. Probably 90% of the people that get memberships stop coming soon after. Health Clubs know this and that's the only way they can stay in business.

 

[njmuscle]

Health Clubs know this and that's the only way they can stay in business.

Very true...used to go to gym that ran $49 for 3 month specials (this was the late 80s), and the owner flat-out admitted to me one day that if everyone who actually had a membership tried to use it, the place would be so overcrowded no one could get anything done. He kept track at one point, and the average person who signed up for the 3-month deal showed up twice. Free cash for him.

 

[PlateheadJim]

S O O O O O O O O O O O

Has anybody seen the C L O W N S yet?!