Let ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!!!!!!

[FreakMonster]

My name is Humpty
pronounced with the "umpty"
yo ladies oh how I like to funk thee
and all the rappers in the top 10
please allow me to bump thee
I'm stepping tall y'all
and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this
straight gangster mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl
come here are ya ticklish
Yeah I called you fat
look at me I'm skinny
it never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
allow me to amaze thee
they say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me
I'm still gettin' in the girls pants
and I even got my own dance

 

[GLADIATOR351]

old school..........Humpty and the Digital underground..

 

[HighIntensity]

When I'm alone in my room
Sometimes I stare at the wall
And in the back of my mind
I hear my conscience call
Tellin me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
For the first time in my life, I see I need love
There I was, gigglin about the games
That I had played with many hearts and Im not sayin no names
Then the thought occured, Tear drops made my eyes burn
As I said to myself, "look what you've done to her"
I can feel it inside, I cant explain how it feels
All I know is that I'll never dish another raw deal
Playin make believe, pretendin that I'm true
Holdin in my laugh as I say that I love you
Sayin amore, kissin you on the ear
Whisperin "I love you" and "I'll always be near"
Although I often reminsce, I cant believe that I've found
A desire for true love, floatin around
Inside my soul, because my soul is cold
One half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old
But the other half, needs affection and joy
And the warmth that is created by a girl and a boy
I Need Love

 

[frorider6]

When I'm alone in my room
Sometimes I stare at the wall
And in the back of my mind
I hear my conscience call
Tellin me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
For the first time in my life, I see I need love
There I was, gigglin about the games
That I had played with many hearts and Im not sayin no names
Then the thought occured, Tear drops made my eyes burn
As I said to myself, "look what you've done to her"
I can feel it inside, I cant explain how it feels
All I know is that I'll never dish another raw deal
Playin make believe, pretendin that I'm true
Holdin in my laugh as I say that I love you
Sayin amore, kissin you on the ear
Whisperin "I love you" and "I'll always be near"
Although I often reminsce, I cant believe that I've found
A desire for true love, floatin around
Inside my soul, because my soul is cold
One half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old
But the other half, needs affection and joy
And the warmth that is created by a girl and a boy
I Need Love

I used to have that thing memorized!!!! i could sing the whole thing, no music. I WAS SOOOO COOL!!!

 

[FreakMonster]

When I'm alone in my room
Sometimes I stare at the wall
And in the back of my mind
I hear my conscience call
Tellin me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
For the first time in my life, I see I need love
There I was, gigglin about the games
That I had played with many hearts and Im not sayin no names
Then the thought occured, Tear drops made my eyes burn
As I said to myself, "look what you've done to her"
I can feel it inside, I cant explain how it feels
All I know is that I'll never dish another raw deal
Playin make believe, pretendin that I'm true
Holdin in my laugh as I say that I love you
Sayin amore, kissin you on the ear
Whisperin "I love you" and "I'll always be near"
Although I often reminsce, I cant believe that I've found
A desire for true love, floatin around
Inside my soul, because my soul is cold
One half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old
But the other half, needs affection and joy
And the warmth that is created by a girl and a boy
I Need Love

LL COOL J!!!

 

[frorider6]

LL COOL J!!!

At the Bristol..... HO-TEL!