Last night's gym rant!

[Scotsman]

Oh where to begin ah yes.

You fucknuts who looks like he's riding a chicken around the gym. Since you just have to superset on two machines (one of which I want to use) I guess I must wait. No I am not going to work in with you because your half rep superset of 4 million reps are at a weight below my warm-up. Get off the shoulder machines and go do some legs. Then don't fucking stare at me when I am doing full reps with more weight than you can imagine.

I just don't get why anyone wants to look like a cartoon superhero?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[StuWard]

It's funny how I never have to wait at the squat rack.

 

[captainahole]

I have waited for the squat rack. These two fuckin moron's who read this exercise in a mag to do these fuck I don't know reverse push ups for working the lats and mid back so they say.
Like fuck off and do some bent over rows or something that has actual value.

 

[StuWard]

I came in one morning and noticed the safety bars lying on the floor and the bar holders on the outside about waist level. I just assumed there was a very short person doing squats.

 

[Hybridtheory2o]

Yeh i saw some guy doing that today. Made me laugh. I saw another guy working out and reading a newspaper on the other bench while resting with his pussy weight on the preacher curl. LOL yeh buddday take up two benches

 

[AEKDB]

The gym I am using while out of town has two (yes I couldn't believe it) squat racks of identical design. While squating the other day I was asked how many sets I had left. I was surprised by the request since the other rack was empty. After further inquiry I discovered that he believed this rack was more productive for knee ups!

 

[abolish the weak]

About time somebody else posted something who sounded pissed off about a motherfucker in their gym. Oh God, the list could go on and on with me. The dipshit who tries to invent his own exercises, the guy who is Mr. Stretchy over in the corner doing some sort of Karma Sutra bullshit w/ some tights on, looking like he's trying to get fucked in his ass.....lets see, who else stands out at my gym? The old gay pervs who pay $50 a month just to walk around the locker room with their balls hanging out admiring the young men who try to struggle to get by their fat, strumpet, wrinkled asses. The bitch who is 60 yrs old going on 20 trying to talk to younger guys.

Now for the type of individual that really BURNS MY ASS!!!! THE DUMBFUCK.......RETARDED.......SLOW AS GOD DAMN MOLASSES, FAT OUT OF SHAPE COCKSUCKER, 200 REP A SET MOTHERFUCKERS who use the cable pressdown to practice their GOD DAMN BASEBALL SWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, I cant type anymore, i'm gonna break my keyboard just thinking about them. Fucking dickheads

 

[roy2]

I've had to wait for squat racks and the power lifting area too many times lately. I think that people are finally starting to catch on to the idea that they should do the 'big' lifts. Their rom is usually shit though.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Is what I fucking hate is when i go to refill my water and I leave my fucking towel on the rack and come back and some lil punk ass with his running shorts, looks like his ass is hungry eating his god damn shorts is pulling off my plates and has moved my fucking towel and dropped it on the floor. I saw you fucking watching my doing mu sets. WTF are you doing?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!! Go back and do your fucking abducters to tighten your fucking ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[automaticj5]

Is what I fucking hate is when i go to refill my water and I leave my fucking towel on the rack and come back and some lil punk ass with his running shorts, looks like his ass is hungry eating his god damn shorts is pulling off my plates and has moved my fucking towel and dropped it on the floor. I saw you fucking watching my doing mu sets. WTF are you doing?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!! Go back and do your fucking abducters to tighten your fucking ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol

 

[Scotsman]

Is what I fucking hate is when i go to refill my water and I leave my fucking towel on the rack and come back and some lil punk ass with his running shorts, looks like his ass is hungry eating his god damn shorts is pulling off my plates and has moved my fucking towel and dropped it on the floor. I saw you fucking watching my doing mu sets. WTF are you doing?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!! Go back and do your fucking abducters to tighten your fucking ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man I think those suspenders are making your gut look big, you might want to check into a different color.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Man I think those suspenders are making your gut look big, you might want to check into a different color.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Ya think so. Maybe i should do red. its funny cause that is my post cycle picture. I was on dermacrine, amp02, and AIFM. i really leaned up. lol

 

[Hybridtheory2o]

Lol the karma sutra guy in tights lookin like he wants to get fucked hahaha. I have a guy like that in my gym who jumps around making funny noises and shit and he has a bicycle hat on that he wears backwards and he has a ponytail and big glasses and these old school AC slater from saved by the bell sweat pants on that are like messed up designs with old school high tops on. I laughed at him one day and had to leave and walk around for a sec and come back because i couldnt focus all i could do was stare and laugh

 

[artificialaspirations]

ern-

is that gut real?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

The old gay guy think in the locker room is annoying. Do these guys actually pick up other guys in the locker room or do they just like stand around naked? When you work out for 30 minutes and then "get dressed and all that" for a hour it's noticeable that somethings up. Is it like a straight guy going to a strip club?