last night I failed to maintain an erection

[slat1]

They still make condoms?
I thought they were a fad in the early 90's!

You should immediately have sex with one of her friends. That way the first girl will never say a word cause she will think it was her!

 

[the_clockwork]

They still make condoms?
I thought they were a fad in the early 90's!

You should immediately have sex with one of her friends. That way the first girl will never say a word cause she will think it was her!

haha this man has a point.. do it!

 

[Mr. Black]

Next time you get soft, just shove it in her mouth tell to keep suckin till it gets hard again...seems pretty simple to me

 

[yonkers weights]

Condoms are for sailors!

They still make condoms?
I thought they were a fad in the early 90's!

You should immediately have sex with one of her friends. That way the first girl will never say a word cause she will think it was her!

 

[bluepeter]

I told you not to get into the gay for pay shite. Now you're hooked on the muscle missile.

 

[heatherrae]

You should immediately have sex with one of her friends. That way the first girl will never say a word cause she will think it was her!

 

[rnch]

ya'll fuck around a lot more than i do

 

[healother]

I've got some for some occassions but fuck I am 23

i have this problem when i am getting handjobs, about half the time i dont even get off.

 

[jnevin]

Not yet bish, I'll let you know if / when.

You need to work on approaching a woman first, bro...

 

[jnevin]

it happens bro, don't worry about it.

best erectile disfunction drug is a hotter woman though.

LOL

The irony.

 

[jh1]

You need to work on approaching a woman first, bro...

Broseph.. being able to date women talk to them is completely fucking different from cornering a complete fucking stranger in a parking lot.

You make me out to be some complete social moron because I don't want to be the creepy parking lot pickup guy.


I hate you.

 

[string_bean00]

why is my longest EF thread ever about my limp penis. what the fuck homies

 

[string_bean00]

Broseph.. being able to date women talk to them is completely fucking different from cornering a complete fucking stranger in a parking lot.

You make me out to be some complete social moron because I don't want to be the creepy parking lot pickup guy.


I hate you.

go after those lot lizards!

 

[jnevin]

Broseph.. being able to date women talk to them is completely fucking different from cornering a complete fucking stranger in a parking lot.

You make me out to be some complete social moron because I don't want to be the creepy parking lot pickup guy.


I hate you.

Just busting onions, sucka. Clomid much?

 

[jnevin]

why is my longest EF thread ever about my limp penis. what the fuck homies

LOL

Over 800 views.

 

[jh1]

Just busting onions, sucka. Clomid much?

Ur mom's on clomid.

 

[jnevin]

Ur mom's on clomid.

So her test levels can get back up and shit. HCG's helping her bolls come in nicely.

 

[string_bean00]

im back bros!!! took care of that tonight


/thread

 

[Lestat]

im back bros!!! took care of that tonight


/thread

hahah lol @ /thread


so you were hard as a rock or what bro, tells us more about your cock.

 

[string_bean00]

hahah lol @ /thread


so you were hard as a rock or what bro, tells us more about your cock.

so at first the other night's encounter was still stuck in my head and I could already see failure in tonight's future. during most of the foreplay I was only half cocked, but she bit my neck so I figured she wanted to play rough; I threw her down and pulled her hair a bit and suddenly things were 100% functional.

 

[Lestat]

so at first the other night's encounter was still stuck in my head and I could already see failure in tonight's future. during most of the foreplay I was only half cocked, but she bit my neck so I figured she wanted to play rough; I threw her down and pulled her hair a bit and suddenly things were 100% functional.

haha hell yeah man!! sometimes its just a matter of finding what works for you.

lol @ half cocked

you do know where this is leading though, in 20 years you'll be wearing leather and ball gagging her.

 

[ceo]

new Erectile Dysfunction drugs:

Mycoxafailin

Mydixaflopin

 

[samoth]

im back bros!!! took care of that tonight


/thread

Nothing like a board where members kick the slimmy out so they can post about the night's happenings, lol.

 

[jdugan]

yea, the condom thing never seemed to work for me either, Id have a damn John Holmes Red Oak Wood and as soon as the condom came out of the rapper the dick was droppy like a noodle (dont use em......they suck)

 

[heatherrae]

this thread is destined to become classic -- string bean's noodle went from limp to al dente.

 

[JohnRobHolmes]

Somebody mention my Red Oak?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Best thread ever!