Ladies would you get mad if a guy bought you a used skirt?

[plifter]

Come on there have to be some more female opinions. I thought I was getting her a nice gift and she could brag that it was Winona Ryder's. Fitting into Winona's clothes is not an insult to a woman, I mean Winona is pretty damn tiny. We haven't been seeing each other too long, maybe I should have waited until after the 10th date to start buying her stuff.

I'll still never understand the female mind!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Choke her out with it.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Come on there have to be some more female opinions. I thought I was getting her a nice gift and she could brag that it was Winona Ryder's. Fitting into Winona's clothes is not an insult to a woman, I mean Winona is pretty damn tiny. We haven't been seeing each other too long, maybe I should have waited until after the 10th date to start buying her stuff.

I'll still never understand the female mind!

Okay, you have only been out with her 10 times. Whoa, slow down there pardner!!!! She may be thinking you are trying to smother her.

Maybe you should buy the skirt and then wait until later to give it to her, Plifter.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Its kinda a weird gift, unless she really like Winonna Ryder. But I see no reason to get all pissy about it. Unless its you who have a thing for Ryder, then I can see how that might irrritate her.

 

[plifter]

Uhh.. okay. You must have hit the nail on the head. I do have a thing for Winona. I wouldn't have thought she would get upset about that, it's not like I'm going to have an affair with her. (If given the chance I would) All of that fussing and it's because she's jealous. WOW, you women are complicated.

 

[needleboy]

Plifter,

Just say fuck her! Get in touch with the person who put the item up for auction, and see if they have some of Winonna Ryders used underwear!!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Uhh.. okay. You must have hit the nail on the head. I do have a thing for Winona. I wouldn't have thought she would get upset about that, it's not like I'm going to have an affair with her. (If given the chance I would) All of that fussing and it's because she's jealous. WOW, you women are complicated.

Question: If I bought you Goldbergs shorts and gave them to you as a present would you get all excited over that?

Its just not something a woman wants to get as a gift. Its like saying happy birtday dear, now will you please try and be the woman I fantasize about.....

 

[THeMaCHinE]

hahahaaha -- you're a piece of work! lol!

She probably thinks you're a total freak if you've:
a) had less than 10 dates
b) made it abundantly clear that you have a "thing" for Winona
c) are attempting to dress her in Winona's clothes

When it comes down to it, this really wasn't a present for her, now was it?

Curious, are you on any meds?

 

[plifter]

I wouldn't bitch about getting Goldberg's shorts as a gift. Plus this skirt retailed for $325 new. I thought women like expensive clothes. Ahh Machine is probably right, she thinks I'm a freak. Oh well, so I scared another one away. She hasn't returned my calls for a couple of days and I'm guessing she probably won't. There's one lesson learned.

 

[plifter]

Maybe I'll just keep it for myself. I wonder what it smells like?