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nimbus
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OK, best one i've seen: My roommate a couple years ago brought back a girl who was wasted. They go into his room to do their thing, meanwhile the rest of us are watching a movie in the living room. All the sudden we see a flesh-colored blur go by us though the hallway and into the kitchen. We were like, HAHA naked chick alert!! So we take all the couches and chairs in the living room and barricade the hallway so that she has no way back to his room. She doesn't emerge though, so we go back to watching the movie, sitting on the floor. About 30 min later we see this chick just crawling through the living room naked (she doesn't even try get past the barrier) and out our front door, puking ALL over the porch and herself. We take down the couches and try to ask our friend what he wants to do, but his door is locked and phone is off. We check back outside and she had crawled down the front steps..we don't want her to get raped/arrested so we tell her to sleep on the couch, but she insists on going back to wherever she lives. We gave her a random trenchcoat in the front closet that she definitely didn't bother closing in the front, and she made her trek off into the distance.
