Just tested positive

[Tall Dude]

Valium has a 60 hour half-life, which means that 1/2 of the drug is still in your blood 60 hours post-dose.
I would think that you would be clear after a couple of weeks.

 

[Blonski]

Sureshot,

What about the other week when you went out with your mates and that guy that was checking you out spiked your drink and we all had to save your arse!

Hehe....how can they get you for that!

Blonski

 

[sureshot33]

Oh, yeah....................

But seriously............"no one" knows what I should take before another test, to help me pass?

 

[Nathan]

Dude, did you get fired? I hope not, that's definitely no good.

 

[Ferrus]

are you clean now?...if so, demand a re-test

 

[LITTLEHUNK]

tell your employer that your old grandmother gave you a valium instead of an aspirin. say shes old and got the too mixed up. or say you pulled a muscle in your back from lifting weights and the doctor gave you some valium a year ago. you had some left over from your prescription and you took one cause your back was acting up!!

 

[sureshot33]

OK,......let's clear this up........my start date was July 9th................I failed the drug test, so I did not get the job, after I was hired..........

I am clean now,.....but if I have another drug test in the next week or two,........I will come up positive again.

How can I avoid this?

 

[Pinz]

Sureshot, I give a drug test every week. I believe benzos are 10-14 days. Dont lie, thats the worst you can do. Tell them you were having trouble sleeping and whoever gave you one to help. You didn't know it was a prescription med. Offer to give weekly urines for the next 6 months or so. Good luck.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

My elbow was hurting bad everytime I worked out so I went to the doctor. He wanted a urine sample. I had just urinated right before he saw me so I couldnt go. I took the bottle home and started thinking, "How in the hell is a urine sample going to tell him anything about my elbow?" So now I'm pissed off and get my dog to piss in the bottle, my sister pissed in the bottle and I jacked off in it. I brought it to the doc. 3 days later he calls me and says "Your dog has rabies, your sister has VD and if you don't stop jacking off, your elbow will never stop hurting." So I say this to you sureshot, if they want to retest, bring your own sample in a balloon and tape it under your armpit to keep it warm. Put all kinds of shit in it. You wont get hired now anyway, so fuck with 'em.

 

[lynaghgrew]

y were u taking that shit anyway?