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just saw Open Waters...a question...

AAP

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Ok, so the man and woman come up, the boat is gone... the man later dies from the shark attack and she sets him loose and the sharks eat him. She later then gives herself up to the sea and allows sharks to eat her...

This is based on a true story.

Ok, so how do they know it happened this way?

How do they know the two did not just drown while down there? How do they know the two didn't surface and kill each other? See what I am saying? There was no one around, so how do they know the events transpired the way they filmed it?
 
the movie is like 1 hour long i would never rent it.. i watched it with my parents its the worst shit i've ever seen.. but the lady is nude and it shows a beaver shot thats pretty cool..
 
I think the worst movie I ever saw was "Waterworld" with Kevin Costner. I got up and walked out of the theater. Most people agree that is was a terrible movie, yet it was rated 3 stars. Someone was paid off.
 
They just find a camera in the shark belly. But they took no pics with it after the initial dive.


What online story? They both lived? You sure?


And that lady had some magnificant tits in the scene at the beginning of the movie. All natural, no silicone.
 
I thought a search was issued but they were never found!

Funny thing in the movie the woman gives herself to the sea only after the second day...hell i would have held out longer than that


RADAR
 
waterworld was good.. lookup true story or real version via good of open water they both lived
 
That movie was definiately a disappointment... 1 of the worst movies I ever saw.

I was also wondering how the hell this movie was based on a true story too, but supposely they found a shark with their camera in it's stomach... :rolleyes:

Out of all the sharks in the ocean, they so happen to find the 1 that eat the camera.
 
can you say blair witch project. Didn't they try to pass that off as "actual events" when it first came out?
 
jenscats5 said:
Cinnamon sugar too?


HOLD THE PHONE!!!!

Where is that cam?!?!


i just, and I shit you not, refilled the cinnamon sugar shaker no more than five minutes ago....


yikes...





















how about some pectin?
 
I'm really starting to get sick of this constant racist negative imagery of sharks in movies. It's really irritating. We need to have a new kid/shark buddy movie come out one day.
 
Razorguns said:
I'm really starting to get sick of this constant racist negative imagery of sharks in movies. It's really irritating. We need to have a new kid/shark buddy movie come out one day.



Sharks are cool.


You are awesome :bigkiss:
 
AAP said:
Ok, so the man and woman come up, the boat is gone... the man later dies from the shark attack and she sets him loose and the sharks eat him. She later then gives herself up to the sea and allows sharks to eat her...

This is based on a true story.

Ok, so how do they know it happened this way?

How do they know the two did not just drown while down there? How do they know the two didn't surface and kill each other? See what I am saying? There was no one around, so how do they know the events transpired the way they filmed it?


you dick i have'nt seen it yet............just kidding. about your question, i can tell you this. on vacation islands where there are a lot of dive boats that make many trips a day or month or year, this actually happens a lot. it has been documented on many occasions, people get left out there posibly a few times a year. i'm not sure if the movie is based on the account of an actual person but people have survived and told there story, now hollywood puts it on film but to tell you the truth i think it is damn close to what would or could happen. the movie was not scary as much as it was disturbing.
 
Screw sharks.

I wanna see a movie where 2 beautiful people get swallowed up by a huge gigantic octopus!!!

then Vin Diesel come to kick it's ass. That is if Octopus's have an ass. Do they?
 
deltreefitness said:
It says it was based on actual events. Since it's probably happened before it was based on that.


But how do they know? How do they know the peeps lasted 2 days, 2 weeks, or 2 hours in the waters?

Personally, I would have started swimming for shore.
 
Since no one really knows what happened... here is my version.

They surfaced and the lady immediately started bitching bout the man getting lost because he wouldn't ask for directions.

She continued to bitch.


And bitch.


And bitch.


bitch bitch bitch....


then she stopped talking.



and gave him the silent treatment.




the man got fed up with this shit.













then he remembered the night before, how she teased him in bed and then didn't put out.



















fucking prick tease.














then she started in about some shit that happened two years ago.





















and he clubbed her over the head with his scuba tank.





Twice.







Thrice.








Then thought... what the hell... it felt good and besides, no one was out here to stop him.


And he did it again.













Mercilful (for him) the 8 gallons of salt water going down her throat ceased her yelling and bickering.

She died.














Man was rescued by another boat. Driven by a sex crazed heiress with silicon boobs.

He lived happiily ever after.

The End.
 
i couldve sworn earlier that they interviewed the lady of the couple. turns out this happened to someone else and she was interviewed. my bad.
 
AAP said:
Since no one really knows what happened... here is my version.

They surfaced and the lady immediately started bitching bout the man getting lost because he wouldn't ask for directions.

She continued to bitch.


And bitch.


And bitch.


bitch bitch bitch....


then she stopped talking.



and gave him the silent treatment.




the man got fed up with this shit.













then he remembered the night before, how she teased him in bed and then didn't put out.



















fucking prick tease.














then she started in about some shit that happened two years ago.





















and he clubbed her over the head with his scuba tank.





Twice.







Thrice.








Then thought... what the hell... it felt good and besides, no one was out here to stop him.


And he did it again.













Mercilful (for him) the 8 gallons of salt water going down her throat ceased her yelling and bickering.

She died.














Man was rescued by another boat. Driven by a sex crazed heiress with silicon boobs.

He lived happiily ever after.

The End.

Gotta love those happy endings. :)
 
Awful movie. If it wasn't for the fact that I rented it, then I would've smashed it against the wall. I don't think the people at Blockbuster would appreciate that though....neither would my credit card.
 
EnderJE said:
Damn. That sucks. If that were my kid, I wonder how forgiving they would be when I blew up one of their local establishments. After all, it was an accident and the locals just wanted to die. :evil:


I thought it was pretty bad that the ship's skipper got off on the charge.....no punishment, nothing....shame...
 
AAP said:
Since no one really knows what happened... here is my version.

They surfaced and the lady immediately started bitching bout the man getting lost because he wouldn't ask for directions.

She continued to bitch.


And bitch.


And bitch.


bitch bitch bitch....


then she stopped talking.



and gave him the silent treatment.




the man got fed up with this shit.













then he remembered the night before, how she teased him in bed and then didn't put out.



















fucking prick tease.














then she started in about some shit that happened two years ago.





















and he clubbed her over the head with his scuba tank.





Twice.







Thrice.








Then thought... what the hell... it felt good and besides, no one was out here to stop him.


And he did it again.













Mercilful (for him) the 8 gallons of salt water going down her throat ceased her yelling and bickering.

She died.














Man was rescued by another boat. Driven by a sex crazed heiress with silicon boobs.

He lived happiily ever after.

The End.
good stuff
 
AAP said:
Ok, so the man and woman come up, the boat is gone... the man later dies from the shark attack and she sets him loose and the sharks eat him. She later then gives herself up to the sea and allows sharks to eat her...

This is based on a true story.

Ok, so how do they know it happened this way?

How do they know the two did not just drown while down there? How do they know the two didn't surface and kill each other? See what I am saying? There was no one around, so how do they know the events transpired the way they filmed it?
i gotta see the movie before giving you a good answer.
 
that show is the worst
 
I think they called it "based on a true story" So the "true Part" was probably they got lost out there and they both died.

I hope no one already posted that... I didn't read everyones. :)
 
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