Just got this email from a buddy of mine hanging out in Sweden

[all the whey]

I'll take American women over pliant individuals with no sense of self.

You don't think there's a connection?

Most economically powerful, vibrant nation in the world also has the most forward thinking women in the world.

lol

I am sure he wasn't thinking this during the Skateboard Wheels Incident.

 

[all the whey]

Uh, I already am married to a wonderful American woman. And, for the record, we're each others' bitches (depending on the situation of course--she's a great cook while I am good at working with my hands so I am her car repair bitch and she is my sandwish making bitch.)

Also, for the record, her earning potential due to raw talent probably exceeds mine by about one order of magnitude.

Pretty good deal if you ask me.

Then, she should have no problem buying you new skateboard wheels.

The best skateboard wheels on earth!!!!!!!!!!E$@$R@$E@

 

[jnevin]

God, I forgot what a fucking tool razorgunz is.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I just want you all to know that I've been partying in and around Sweden--which
has been amazing...those stories later on--for about a week and a half. You
people have to know one thing before you die:

SWEDISH GIRLS ARE ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. ALL OF THEM HOT. AND THEY LOVE GUYS
TO BE FORWARD WITH THEM BECAUSE SWEDISH DUDES ARE FAGS AND DON'T TALK TO GIRLS
HERE.

This is the honest trust. Hot chicks minus no shitty bitch attitude = best
place on earth and doing it.

Sounds like I'll be moving soon. Does he have any stories from Finland? I'm half.

 

[Smurfy]

Uh, I already am married to a wonderful American woman. And, for the record, we're each others' bitches (depending on the situation of course--she's a great cook while I am good at working with my hands so I am her car repair bitch and she is my sandwish making bitch.)

Also, for the record, her earning potential due to raw talent probably exceeds mine by about one order of magnitude.

Pretty good deal if you ask me.

to all you perpetually single, lonely and miserable jamokes, watch and learn. this man has got his shit together!!!!!!

 

[heavy_duty]

dude - this is for every women outside of north america. Any man who's travlled outside the us, knows how awesome foreign women are. They're not all feminist, bi, man-hating hags like the ones we're stuck with.

AMEN!!!

 

[heavy_duty]

I'll take American women over pliant individuals with no sense of self.

You don't think there's a connection?

Most economically powerful, vibrant nation in the world also has the most forward thinking women in the world.

Yah, like Jamie Lynn Spears and her lovely older sister

 

[all the whey]

to all you perpetually single, lonely and miserable jamokes, watch and learn. this man has got his shit together!!!!!!

He described you honestly. And, I think most would agree you fit those compliments.

But, you have to admit you are NOT a normal female/wife.

In fact, I still think you are a dude. lol

 

[Smurfy]

He described you honestly. And, I think most would agree you fit those compliments.

But, you have to admit you are NOT a normal female/wife.

In fact, I still think you are a dude. lol

does this mean i have to be nice to you now?

 

[all the whey]

does this mean i have to be nice to you now?

I hope not.

Why?