Just got out of the emergency room

[Raptorex]

only a pussy goes to the ER cause they drank too much.

Sorry, I was a frat boy in college

how about after they fell out a second floor window passed out?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Dam dude that sucks but your owm dam fault.

 

[UA_Iron]

I've had to go to the ER a couple times. Last time I had some bleeding goign on in my stomach. The nurses were still flirty with me even though my gf was there.

They're pretty brutal with sticking needles in you too. I do a way better job of jabbing myself then those hot nurse chicks.

Glad you're alright. Being hungover is like death. I rarely drink anymore cause of it.

 

[JayC9]

What a pussy!

 

[gjohnson5]

Our house didn't have a second floor...
I wish we had enough alumni support for that and a faculty who didn't think greeks were the Branch Davidians...

Hey MM69.
How many frat boy does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer:
4

1 to hold the light bulb
and 3 to drink until the room spins

how about after they fell out a second floor window passed out?

 

[gotmojo]

I'll get pics up soon, I need to get them from my friend's cameras. Plenty of good photoshopping material.

 

[healother]

I could have toughed it out. I blew a bunch of blood vessles in my eyes puking though and it was so frequent I was miserable.

The final straw was the dehydration kicking in, it was extreme. I have a good friend who is a doctor (and saw me guzzle that bottle of booze) who said I should go in.

Insurance pays for it, why not? I got to just chill out and get hydrated.

There was some good shit too. First off, when the nurse told me to take my shirt off and put on the gown, she stuck around and said "you've got nice abs"

then when she went to put the IV in she said "you have monstor veins"

then there was this chick who was training to be a nurse, her first day there, and she just needed to shadow people and practice taking vitals. No joke, she was hot. Blonde, super thin, early 20s. Very attractive. She asked if I minded if she took my blood pressure, I said no, she said she needed practice, I said practice as much as you want on me I don't mind, she said really? I'm not bothering you? I said no, I enjoy the company, especially from someone as attractive as you.

then I found out she had a boyfriend

lol, macking on chicks in the hospital, thats awesome. im surprised that one nurse hit on you, talk about bold

anyways im glad ur alright.
but i bet you feel stupid eh?

 

[Lestat]

you are a master

 

[Lestat]

lol, macking on chicks in the hospital, thats awesome. im surprised that one nurse hit on you, talk about bold

anyways im glad ur alright.
but i bet you feel stupid eh?

I was way out of place there. Next to me was a REALLY old dude who they had to stick a tube down his throat so they could feed him. Really sad, he could barely communicate. There was an old woman with pneumonia, which is serious at that age. Ambulances were rolling in, trama, kids, etc. And here I am, had too much to drink the night before.

You should have seen the nurses though when this firefighter came in with a paramedic crew, seriously every woman in the place stopped what they were doing to look and discussed him after he left. Being a firefighter is a sure way to get laid.

 

[healother]

You should have seen the nurses though when this firefighter came in with a paramedic crew, seriously every woman in the place stopped what they were doing to look and discussed him after he left. Being a firefighter is a sure way to get laid.

lol, i cant figure that one out, but i sure as heck believe its true.