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Just got clowned on by a chick
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digimon7068
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pffft, if i had a dollar for everytime i heard that...
jnevin
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She's pretty cute. Knot worth the hassle tho.
digimon7068
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how's your pet human doing???
stupid bish is ruining it for us who appreciate help
That's what I say too... If only I could find a man like that!!
themondtster
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She's messican?
Shouldn't she be the one cleaning? You pay her for that, right?
I'm confused...
Shouldn't she be the one cleaning? You pay her for that, right?
I'm confused...
theoak01
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The key is to find us younger guys and mold us into what you want.
This! Mine is getting handier and handier around the house
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And the drinking
WoodyO
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Yeah, I'm a multi-tasking specialist.
WoodyO
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I still get my workouts in. I just don't get laid anymore, so I need to start doing some cardio instead.
WoodyO
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I try
yours doesnt have a choice, he handed you his man card long ago when he stopped having sex lol
Lol, he cracked our granite sink yesterday
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How did your wife work this deal out?
digimon7068
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uhhhh, she split...
billfred
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That's what they always say.
he said she was Mexican.. so she's less than 23 yrs old ...
mistaballoonhands
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No, I didnt even say dick when he cracked the sink even though I secretly wanted to kill him, in fact what I did wasgo online and find fixes and it turns out there's some epoxy thing they sell I can buy to fix it a bit so I told him cuz I knew he was feeling bad about it
mistaballoonhands
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JB weld that shit.
digimon7068
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you're not supposed to fuck on granite countertops...jus' sayin'...
Lol, it was the granite sink not countertop
@ miplank Fuck that I can't afford another one, and its black and in a corner so the black epoxy will be fine
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digimon7068
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Lol, it was the granite sink not countertop
@ miplank Fuck that I can't afford another one, and its black and in a corner so the black epoxy will be fine
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you're not supposed to fuck on granite sinktops either...chicks
jnevin
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Why the hell not?
This chick's a retard. I asked her if she was giving me so much shit because she needs work and she got all shitty. Today she sent me over 30 messages while I was training for my new job asking about the job, my day, why wasn't I answering, just kidding about that last one, why aren't you answering for real, etc.
She's a catch.
Hahaha. I love that shit.
Wtf why can't peps leave is the fuck alone!
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Wtf why can't peps leave is the fuck alone!
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jnevin
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No shit. When I turned my phone on and saw all the messages come through I figured it was t-mobile shitting the bed again and sending me the same message 40 times. I read it all and then passed it around to my fellow employees, as a good bro should.
Run!!!
North?
Across the border?
To a warm heart?
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jnevin
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Good around the house, good father, good to look at, I approve
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digimon7068
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because, believe it or not, they break really easy...i know...it's a fucking rock...but they aren't meant to stand up to any sort of abuse...they're fucking worthless imho.
Very true, he was removing some Formica off the old countertop and it kinda ricochet in the sink corner and bam it got fucked up
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I'll fix it bish, I'm also gonna install the dishwasher, how hard can it be?
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WoodyO
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Are you gonna put furniture in front of it like that giant hole in the bedroom?I'll fix it bish, I'm also gonna install the dishwasher, how hard can it be?
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jnevin
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I got a giant hole in my bedroom too
Uranus?
PM Jon, for only 5k he will make all of your problems disappear.
WoodyO
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I'm poor not stupid
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I'll come to FL and fix your drywall, replace your granite counter top and instal that dishwasher all for the low, low price of some of that dry anal you've been bragging about.
Hmmm can you include an install on all my cabinets? And my countertop is fine Damn it! It's the granite SINK
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Tonight I was starving and had to eat cereal and an apple cuz my cooktop isn't installed, how soon can u get here woodyo?
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WoodyO
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Send me the nudes so I can see if it's worth the trip.
No, rather u get disappointed once ur already here
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Ouch that really sux, just call the installer and say they must have had too much tension on the sink because the cabinet seetled/shifted and cracked the sink in the corner...
the epoxy is awesome and easy nan...just go for it
soapstone is seamed with the black epoxy and its nearly invisible
though it is a different texture and finish than granite and you actually sand the stuff...
soapstone is seamed with the black epoxy and its nearly invisible
though it is a different texture and finish than granite and you actually sand the stuff...
So u recommend I just tell my husband to Fuck off?
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No, thats not going to work very well.
too late i did it anyway...
j/k
Can I joke?
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