Well, we haven't heard back from this guy so there could actually be some truth to this very far fetched story. I beleive this fool actually did what he said he did and now he's at the hospital getting his stomach pumped.
I accidentally dropped a vial on the floor. It broke, so I sucked it up off the floor with a straw. It was just an hour ago, but I think it's already working! I was just raging a minute ago.