Just discovered my girlfriend has been pulling the goalie on me!!!!

[canadianhitman]

I see that can't tell you how many times I made the mistake of not having a witness when shit got ugly!!!

You always have to think like a defense lawyer when shit gets heated. Ask yourself "If I were the lawyer who's going to be defending me if shit hits the fan, what would I want to have to base my defense on? What would make this defense a simple slam-dunk?"

 

[1500]

It's easy to say "dump her" from where we're sitting, but seriously man, you gotta do it. Personally I would. Just wrong on so many levels. Damn...

Honestly, it's not even worth a talk. Just "Get the fuck out" period. Stuff outside, locks changed, whatever... you don't even have to see her again. Do they not think what they're doing is wrong? wtf? If so, then they shouldn't have a problem when they get kicked out.


I'd love to hear "her side" of the story to her friends when they ask "What happened"? lol Totally your fault. hahahha

Can I have some k? thanks

good post. yes you just got some K, lol.

 

[1500]

And I'm serious about getting her stuff boxed up NOW. You and the friend should meet her at the door...with the door locked behind you. DO NOT let her IN under any circumstances. Trust me on this. She gets in and refuses to leave, you cannot physically remove her without exposing yourself to an assault charge. If it's going to get ugly, let it get ugly outside; let the neighbors see it, because that's better than a bunch of screaming from behind a closed door where they don't know what might be happening.

In fact, if you're cool with a couple of your neighbors, might be wise to let them know what's going to go down a whatever time she'll be coming by. They're valuable witnesses should shit hit the fan...adds even more credibility to your side of the story than just having the one friend there (but still have that friend, cuz you know he's willing to testify!).

good stuff. surprisingly, I think that I have all of her shit here and it all fit in one big hefty bag. I made sure to put her BC pills on top, so its the first thing she sees when she opens the bag.

 

[... J Rock ...]

You always have to think like a defense lawyer when shit gets heated. Ask yourself "If I were the lawyer who's going to be defending me if shit hits the fan, what would I want to have to base my defense on? What would make this defense a simple slam-dunk?"

unfortunately you right you have to go into that situation like a defense lawyer to avoid any drama during the break up ,but your still not out its usually a delayed reaction and your house or car will suffer damage over it...

 

[canadianhitman]

unfortunately you right you have to go into that situation like a defense lawyer to avoid any drama during the break up ,but your still not out its usually a delayed reaction and your house or car will suffer damage over it...

I've never had to deal with post-breakup vandalism...cuz they knew they'd come out on the short end of that stick. I'm the kind of guy that'd pay someone to fuck their shit up twice as bad, or if it got way out of control, pay some badass biker chick to beat on them. And they knew it.

 

[gotmilk]

My advice to you: have a friend there as a witness when you present her with the box full of her belongings and dump her. That way she can't make up some crazy story to try and get revenge on you.

Or worse, you receive a legal demand for "missing stuff".

I once took an ex's stuff and put it out on the street with a sign that said "free". I didn't realize some of her furniture actually belonged to her parents.

 

[canadianhitman]

-BUMP-

Did it hit the fan yet? Post an update after she gets done work and you kick her to the curb.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

-BUMP-

Did it hit the fan yet? Post an update after she gets done work and you kick her to the curb.

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post pics

sorry you're getting fucked by fucking her.

 

[gonelifting]

Pics of her racoon face after the crying and makeup are mixed together.



Actually, just ass pics would do. thanks


Nah bro, hope it goes without much drama.

 

[gotmilk]

When you driving to the pharmacy for a pregnancy test kit?