Just discovered my girlfriend has been pulling the goalie on me!!!!

[1500]

She live with you bro? If so, do you rent or own? If it were me, her shit would be in boxes out front and the locks would be changed before she got done work.

yeh bro, she has been living with me in my house (which I own) for months now, but she still has an apartment with her friend and they have a few more months on the lease. The majority of her stuff stays at her apartment, but her necessities, some clothes, etc are here. She is leaving tonight, she just doesnt know it yet.

 

[1500]

Yeah have some wild sex with her. You can yell "you want me to cum in you baby" you will get her all excited then you shove it the booty and say "there you go!" bwahahaha

fucking hilarious, ha.

 

[canadianhitman]

yeh bro, she has been living with me in my house (which I own) for months now, but she still has an apartment with her friend and they have a few more months on the lease. The majority of her stuff stays at her apartment, but her necessities, some clothes, etc are here. She is leaving tonight, she just doesnt know it yet.

My advice to you: have a friend there as a witness when you present her with the box full of her belongings and dump her. That way she can't make up some crazy story to try and get revenge on you.

 

[1500]

My advice to you: have a friend there as a witness when you present her with the box full of her belongings and dump her. That way she can't make up some crazy story to try and get revenge on you.

very good idea that I didnt think of. K to ya.

 

[canadianhitman]

very good idea that I didnt think of. K to ya.

Thanks bro. I know all the angles. During my heyday, I pretty much got the routine of dumping a girlfriend so tight that it was practially an artform.

 

[canadianhitman]

And I'm serious about getting her stuff boxed up NOW. You and the friend should meet her at the door...with the door locked behind you. DO NOT let her IN under any circumstances. Trust me on this. She gets in and refuses to leave, you cannot physically remove her without exposing yourself to an assault charge. If it's going to get ugly, let it get ugly outside; let the neighbors see it, because that's better than a bunch of screaming from behind a closed door where they don't know what might be happening.

In fact, if you're cool with a couple of your neighbors, might be wise to let them know what's going to go down a whatever time she'll be coming by. They're valuable witnesses should shit hit the fan...adds even more credibility to your side of the story than just having the one friend there (but still have that friend, cuz you know he's willing to testify!).

 

[... J Rock ...]

My advice to you: have a friend there as a witness when you present her with the box full of her belongings and dump her. That way she can't make up some crazy story to try and get revenge on you.

THAT'S GOOD SHIT I'm puttin that in the vault

 

[gonelifting]

It's easy to say "dump her" from where we're sitting, but seriously man, you gotta do it. Personally I would. Just wrong on so many levels. Damn...

Honestly, it's not even worth a talk. Just "Get the fuck out" period. Stuff outside, locks changed, whatever... you don't even have to see her again. Do they not think what they're doing is wrong? wtf? If so, then they shouldn't have a problem when they get kicked out.


I'd love to hear "her side" of the story to her friends when they ask "What happened"? lol Totally your fault. hahahha

Can I have some k? thanks

 

[canadianhitman]

THAT'S GOOD SHIT I'm puttin that in the vault

teach you, I shall...

wise in the ways of dumping a girlfriend, I am...

 

[... J Rock ...]

teach you, I shall...

wise in the ways of dumping a girlfriend, I am...

I see that can't tell you how many times I made the mistake of not having a witness when shit got ugly!!!