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Just broke up w/g/f and Miss Universe moved in next door
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harddtime
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talk to her bro, don't treat her any diff then anyone else
sigweed
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dude think of it this way, im sure every dude that's tried to get with her has treated her like someone 1000x out of their league, so, like stated before, it'd be really smooth to just treat her like you would any other special lady (i.e. no autgraphs)
do everything you have to though. This would be the coolest thing i've heard on EF before.
You both work out too, so you've got an icebreaker right there, now use it! girls like this aren't single for very long
do everything you have to though. This would be the coolest thing i've heard on EF before.
You both work out too, so you've got an icebreaker right there, now use it! girls like this aren't single for very long
Yes I am dead serious. The problem is she is 24 and I am 21. And I don't know if she speaks much English, she is Russian, I'll see if I can spot her tomorrow and I'll hit it up.
She is doing a barbecue on Sunday and she invited everybody from the building. Lenny Krayzenburg (olympic swimmer) also lives here, I hope he doesn't beat me to her.
I'll give it a shot. I got nothing to lose.
She is doing a barbecue on Sunday and she invited everybody from the building. Lenny Krayzenburg (olympic swimmer) also lives here, I hope he doesn't beat me to her.
I'll give it a shot. I got nothing to lose.
I don't know. I don't watch Howard Stern. But here is a link with her picture. Maybe you can tell me.
http://www.missuniverse.com/index2.html
http://www.missuniverse.com/index2.html
jellyman01
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if you get to bang her stick it in her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then let us know so we can congradulate you.....go for it bro
FreakMonster
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Hey bro, I'll be at that barbecue too.!!!!!
You better watch out.
I'll throw so much fuking salt in your game!!! She's gonna wanna be with me!!!
You better watch out.
I'll throw so much fuking salt in your game!!! She's gonna wanna be with me!!!
DeathB4Dishonor
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man, are you hella loaded or what? you got miss universe living next to you? shit i'd be trying my hardest to hit her up. thats some bragging rights for a lifetime.
MrDbol said:Yes I am dead serious. The problem is she is 24 and I am 21. And I don't know if she speaks much English, she is Russian, I'll see if I can spot her tomorrow and I'll hit it up.
She is doing a barbecue on Sunday and she invited everybody from the building. Lenny Krayzenburg (olympic swimmer) also lives here, I hope he doesn't beat me to her.
I'll give it a shot. I got nothing to lose.
LOL... Lenny speaks Russian.. you can stop dreaming now my friend.. heheh.. fuck she looks good.
Blindfaith
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i call bullshit
Fat Bastard
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of fuck yeah, that's the best idea I heard all day long. Maybe I'll start a dummy corporation get some cheesy office space and some rental furniture, and invite her for an interview, tell her I have connections with MGM. ))))))
I could also rent a ferrari for the weekend to make the impression. ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS?
))))))I could also rent a ferrari for the weekend to make the impression.
ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS?
MrDbol said:Oxana is not really my type. I fucked much better looking Russian girls before, but none of them were Miss Universe.
not really your type???
Youve fucked much better looking???
hmmm...
Yeah...those Miss Universe types aren't that hot at all, are they?
LMFAO
Xtreme2001
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Wow, you're one lucky guy.
I'd be happy just to talk to her.. Not too many guys get that opportunity.
Just be yourself
I'd be happy just to talk to her.. Not too many guys get that opportunity.
Just be yourself
MrDbol said:of fuck yeah, that's the best idea I heard all day long. Maybe I'll start a dummy corporation get some cheesy office space and some rental furniture, and invite her for an interview, tell her I have connections with MGM.
I could also rent a ferrari for the weekend to make the impression.
Shit bro, if your paying $4k a month for rent, you can probably afford to buy a Ferrari. LOL BamBam
baldbeefman
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Here's a one liner someone posted in the past.
Hey baby, why don't you give me some of that pussy. I know you got it on you, I can smell it.
Hey baby, why don't you give me some of that pussy. I know you got it on you, I can smell it.
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